Jo Koy derails Family Feud! (Uncut Episode)

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It's time to play Family Feud!
Give it up for Steve Harvey!
♪♪
Thank y'all, everybody.
Well, welcome to Family Feud, everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
Yeah!
And we got a special show for you today, folks.
It's comedian, actor, and star of the new film
Easter Sunday, Jo Koy and Family.
And they're playing for the American Nurses Foundation.
They are playing against Jo's movie mom, actress
Lydia Gaston and family.
And they're playing for Friends of Tapolonga.
Tapolonga.
That's as close as I can get, baby.
That's not bad.
I felt in my heart that I had nailed it.
I was completely in.
I'm telling you right now, I can't even do it no better.
I could try, but I was committed.
-♪♪
Also, everybody, the new movie Easter Sunday
is all about what happens when a big, crazy family
comes together, and it's in theaters on August 5th.
Let's go meet Jo Koy and Family!
Hey, man, you have my utmost respect, bro.
Aw, thank you.
You're a funny dude, man.
Let me tell you something.
It's one thing to sell out theaters.
You have a successful career selling out theaters.
But when you sell out arenas,
you're off in that king territory.
Make some damn money.
Yeah.
Arenas, you're doing good, great living.
I mean, theaters.
You get into arenas, that's your father?
Yeah.
That's a bad man right there.
That's a bad, that's a bad, bad man.
I very rarely get to hang out with cats like this.
You know, we've never hung out.
But I know his work because he's a stand-up,
and he's just, he's a monster, man.
He's a bad dude.
Bad dude.
Welcome to the show, bro.
It's an honor.
I wanted to give you them flowers, dawg,
because people don't know, man.
If you got to check out his Netflix special,
I'm trying to tell you what funny is.
I know.
How you doing, man?
I'm honored that you're saying it.
You're the reason why I do what I do, man.
You knock down all the doors, and you continue to do it, bro.
I'm just following your lead, sir.
You're the king.
You know that.
And I'm just happy that you laid the foundation
for comics like this.
Man, you're cold case.
I watched your, I mean, look, man, you were in the Philippines.
I know a little bit about the Philippines because-
Obviously by that word you said.
You nailed it.
I'm very popular in the Philippines.
Yes, you are.
Yes.
Yes, you are.
I know.
Started out for the wrong reasons,
but when I went to Manila,
we did Miss Universe in Manila after I announced the wrong name.
That was-
Yeah, I gave it to the wrong person.
Wasn't my fault, really, but whatever.
But they wanted to wait until the next day
and correct it in the newspaper, and I said no.
And I went out there and gave it to Pia Warsup,
who was from the Philippines, and she won.
So we did Miss Universe in Manila,
and oh my God, when I got there, it was the king being me.
I was just like, I had 16 armed guards.
I was driving them up Manila. I was the man.
Hey, can I introduce everybody, man?
Oh, thank you. This man right here is my best friend,
and it's also my sister's husband, Andre.
I've known him since high school.
It's in 1989 we graduated together, so-
Really?
Yeah, he's been part of the family, and it's just really cool
that he's actually really part of my family.
Wow.
Yeah, and this is who we married, my sister, Gemma.
That's my right hand, my best friend.
She runs my business. I don't trust anybody else.
When she's gone, everything just crumbles.
I don't even know how to change a plane ticket.
I don't know where my credit card is,
where my phone's disconnected. I'm like, what happened?
Yeah, and then I have to call her,
even when she's on vacation, I call her.
That's my best friend right there, Gemma,
and then her beautiful ...
This is their beautiful daughter, AJ,
AKA the star athlete.
She's played for several colleges in basketball,
and then, of course, she's getting her master's
this year in accounting.
Yeah, I love AJ, and then, of course,
right there in the caboose area is this kid.
You know what? My son.
You know what I mean?
But he's so talented. He's so funny, Steve,
and I'm just so honored to be on the road
and share these memories with him,
because he works with me, and he rides with me everywhere.
Yeah, he goes.
I'm going to just tell you a little bit,
because I got three sons.
People like him don't do good in college.
They don't do good in college. Don't even worry about it.
Nope.
I put mine in there and immediately wasted $40,000.
I might as well just set my money on fire, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He went to college.
The dean was talking to me about it,
and he said, Mr. Harvey,
you should be more encouraging to your son
about college, higher education.
Look, I got a high school diploma.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm going to just take my boy out of school.
We're going to go see the world,
see what we can make out of it after that,
so that's how we did it, man.
How are you pronounced? Ajalia?
Ajalon.
Ajalon. How old are you?
I am 23.
23? Oh, my goodness. Wow, she's gorgeous.
Thank you.
I have a son, man.
That's the one I was telling you about.
They really don't do college,
and I heard you mentioned her getting a master's
and all of that.
Going to be a little drop-off there.
That's good, though. Welcome to the show.
Jemele, you run his career, his life.
Yes. Very well.
Dre, what do you do, man?
I am a high school basketball coach.
Oh, man. Come on, man.
Only other gig in the world I would want
if I wasn't doing this. Really?
That's the only ... I was a junior high
basketball coach one season.
Yeah. I've never forgot that.
Yeah, junior high is different.
Yeah, yeah, it really is.
But I could do high school, though.
I could do college. Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was really cool
when he started coaching for AJ.
I thought that was a cool moment,
just seeing dad coach the daughter
before she went off to college.
Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
She also plays basketball.
Yeah. Of course, you hear Jemele,
she's like, and he also plays basketball.
No, she plays basketball.
Pretty good, too, I bet.
Hey, man, welcome to the show.
Look, be enthusiastic, enjoy yourself,
have some fun today,
and win some money for your charity, okay?
Hey, let's go meet Lydia Gaston and family.
Lydia, how are you?
Hi, Steve.
Good, good. You forgive me for getting the name wrong?
Tapulanga. Tapulanga.
That's what I said. I said that.
You're doing better than me.
Carl. You can't say it either?
Oh, no. We've been married ...
How long have we been married?
Twenty-five years? Twenty-five years?
Twenty-six.
And I have, like, no one thing in Ilango.
Don't say it. It's a bad word.
No, it isn't. I swear it's not. It's not.
That's what I try to learn first, is cussing.
Of course, yeah.
Whenever I learn a language, I want to learn cussing first,
because in case I don't learn it well, I can get you all ...
That's right. That's definitely true.
Tapulanga.
I don't know what that is, but it sounds like, you know.
Lydia, how have you been?
I'm good.
I'm really excited for the movie to come out.
We had a great time last year with Joe.
Yeah.
How long did it take to shoot the movie?
Two and a half months.
Two and a half, three months.
In Vancouver, last year.
Steve, can I say something?
I know it's her turn, but I just want a big shout-out
to Steven Spielberg. He's the one that produced this movie,
and he's the one that pushed this all the way through.
Wow.
If it wasn't for Steve giving the okay,
Filipino's voice and our culture wouldn't be heard,
because it almost didn't get made,
and Steve's the one that made this happen.
Yeah.
That's when your life is changing,
when you refer to Steven Spielberg as Steve.
It was Steven.
Yep. Your life is on a rocket ship.
Well, you know, Steve and I got together,
and we were just ...
Well, Lydia, introduce your family.
All right. So, this is my husband of 26 years.
I knew it. I knew it. Yes.
Carl. Carl Greenberg. Carl Greenberg,
who's made me Mrs. Greenberg also,
but that's not my real name.
Gaston. Gaston.
It's a hyphen. It's a hyphenated name.
Miss Lydia, where are we going?
I don't know.
You know, like when the repairman comes to the house,
he asks for Mrs. Greenberg, and then he looks at me,
and he says, I want Mrs. Greenberg,
and I'm Mrs. Greenberg.
So, this is Carl Greenberg.
Show them your checkbook. They'll get it.
Yeah. This is Carl.
He works in marketing for NYU Engineering School.
NYU 10 and School of Engineering.
Yeah.
So, it's dangerous to say that here, right?
Because of the rambling recs, so.
Yeah. Well, it don't matter. I don't even know what that is.
I understand.
And this is my niece, Nina.
She's in high school in near Princeton.
High school.
Yeah. She's in high school.
She's a junior, right? A junior in high school.
And she's been busy looking at colleges.
Yeah. And this is Nicholas. He's a math major, right?
Yes.
Nicholas. Yeah. Upstate. And ...
Lydia, do you know Nicholas?
I'm just afraid I'm going to get things wrong.
I'm afraid I'm going to get things wrong.
Oh, okay. No, don't worry about that.
We're going to edit it all together.
I swear I wasn't kidnapped.
He is my nephew.
Oh, okay. Good. Okay. He's in the family. There we go.
My sister's son. Smarter than his mother.
This is right from the movie.
This lady right here.
This is what the movie about right here.
It is.
We're going to take a good look into y'all's culture, baby.
Starting to look a lot like black people.
Oh, my God. It's so true.
Oh, my God. Okay.
And this is Susanna. She is my niece.
She looks different from the rest of us.
Whose mother is that?
That's our niece. She looks different.
She's the only blonde up here.
I know you're wondering what the hell's going on.
Susanna, what do you do?
I'm getting my PhD in environmental engineering.
At Yale. At Yale.
Mm-hmm. Oh, okay.
Is this your aunt?
Yes, my blood aunt. She's my blood aunt.
Yes. That's your aunt? We're blood related.
You're blood related. Yeah.
They're blood related.
Nicholas, what do you do?
I study computing and applied math at UB,
but other than that, I'm usually sleeping or writing music.
Help me out to understand something, Nicholas.
When you say applied math, what does that mean?
It's computer science for people that don't like themselves.
I'm joking.
It's basically ...
Oh, man.
He said, I'm joking. I'm usually pretty good at that.
That's a good way to describe it, though.
So what are you studying, Nina?
I'm still in high school.
Everything. Everything.
So obviously, at this high school, you don't study.
What do you think?
Have you thought about a career path, maybe?
Yeah, I'd really like to be a lawyer.
Really? Yes.
Is she your niece?
She is my niece, yes.
Well, welcome to the show, folks.
Thanks. Thank you.
This is going to be way more fun than I thought it would.
Because of her. Hey, y'all, let's get it on.
Give me Joe Court. Give me Lydia.
Top seven answers on the board. Here we go.
Name something shocking your mom announces
on the family Zoom call.
She's pregnant.
We're going to play.
Hey, Drake, give me something shocking
your mom announces on the family Zoom call.
Sick. She's sick.
Good answer.
Gemma.
She wants gifts from everyone.
She wants gifts from everybody.
AJ, I'll call you AJ.
Yeah. AJ, name something shocking
your mom announces on the family Zoom call.
Finances.
Joseph, my man, we got two strikes.
Got to be careful. Gaston family can steal.
Something shocking your mom announces
on the family Zoom call.
Grades.
What? Grades.
Grades. Grades.
What's going on?
Oh, you're going to bring that up.
You're going to bring up these damn grades, huh, mama?
You thought this was a good time?
I'm going to grade.
Name something shocking your mom announces
on the family Zoom call.
She's divorcing my father.
She's divorcing the father.
Number seven.
Six.
Four.
Three.
Let's go to question two. Give me Dre, give me Carl.
All right, guys, top six answers on the board.
Name a traffic sign a woman might say
when a jerk at a bar says, what's your sign?
Stop. Stop.
Hey, Gemma, name a traffic sign a woman might say
when a jerk at a bar says, what's your sign?
Yield.
AJ, do you drive?
Yes. Okay, this will be good.
Name a traffic sign a woman might say
when a jerk at a bar says, what's your sign?
Slow down. Slow down.
That was a good answer. Joseph?
Yeah. Do you drive?
No. Okay.
Hopefully you're looking out the window.
Name a traffic sign a woman might say
when a jerk at a bar says, what's your sign?
I'm going to say, go.
Go.
That was a good answer. All right, we got to be careful now.
We got two strikes the Gaston family can steal.
Name a traffic sign a woman might say
when a jerk at a bar says, what's your sign?
Crop. Railroad.
Railroad.
Railroad. Railroad.
It's a railroad. Railroad.
You don't want to, don't come here.
It's a railroad.
I've heard a lady said that to me one time.
I was like, what's your name?
And she's like, train is crossing.
And then she walked the other way.
I swear, Steve.
I swear, if they would have asked me in this survey,
it would be one point.
It would be number six.
Yeah. Use that. You know what? Ladies, use that.
If someone walks up to you and goes,
what's your sign? You go, man, railroad.
Railroad.
It's up there, Steve. It's number six for sure.
Oh, man. At least you have low expectations.
That's good. It's up there, Steve.
It's six. Railroad crossing.
Lydia, name a traffic sign a woman might say
when a jerk at a bar says, what's your sign?
Curves ahead.
Curves ahead. Number six.
Curves ahead.
Five.
Make a U-turn.
Four.
Wrong way.
Two.
Coy family got 79.
Gaston family got 43.
Remember, the goal is to have the points,
so don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back.
Back to Family Feud, everybody.
Coy family, 79. Gaston family, 43.
Give me Jemma. Give me Nina.
Ladies, point values are doubled.
Top six answers are on the board.
Name something from work that a fireman might get in trouble
for taking home with him.
Jemma.
Important paperwork.
Yeah, you can.
Steve.
Okay, we're going to play this one.
AJ, name something from work
that a fireman might get in trouble
for taking home with him.
A hose.
His hose.
Now, Joseph, come on, man.
I got this.
I got a feeling we're going to nail this one.
Me, too.
We're going to throw this up against the wall, baby.
Joseph, name something from work
that a fireman might get in trouble
for taking home with him.
I'm going to say the fire truck.
You can't take that truck home.
You cannot take the fire truck to the house.
Name something from work that a fireman
might get in trouble for taking home with him.
The boots.
The boots. The boots.
Dre, name something from work that a fireman
might get in trouble for taking home with him.
The ladder, Steve.
The ladder.
Well, see, folks, let me help you understand something.
This is a game of luck and guesses.
You can actually give a good answer
and it not be on the board.
Ladder should have been up there.
But the hundred people we talked to that day.
What the hell I need to carry a ladder?
I got a ladder at the house already.
Gemma, name something from work
that a fireman might get in trouble
for taking home with him.
Oh, man, the mascot.
The mascot. The mascot.
The mascot. The fireman.
They have dogs.
At the track club.
I'm a defender. I'm a defender.
Dre said, he's my wife, man.
Good answer. Good answer.
I'm riding with her, man.
Hey, Gemma, just for me,
I haven't been in a firehouse
since we went on a field trip in school.
I don't know what I missed.
What mascot do they have?
They have Dalmatians or dogs or something.
Oh. At the fire trucks.
Yeah. Oh.
Yeah.
You know, a dummy with a helmet, a mask on.
You know, like at the game.
Keep the stress level down. Have a pet.
Okay. You just going to dig the hole deeper?
You just going to reduce the stress level.
Take the Dalmatian home and call it a mascot.
AJ, we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful. The Gasson family can steal.
Give me something from work a fireman
might get in trouble for taking home with them.
A co-worker.
Co-worker.
Name something from work
that a fireman might get in trouble
for taking home with them.
An axe.
The axe. Six.
Gaston family, 201.
Coy family got 79.
Folks, it's still anybody's game right now.
One of you going to win it when we come back.
Don't go away.
Here we go, everyone. And applause, please.
All right, let's go. Give me AJ. Give me Nicholas.
All right, guys, here we go.
Point values are triple. Top four answers on the board.
We asked 100 women,
name a sport that you think would be fun
to grab the player's buns.
Nicholas. Football.
Football.
Pass or play?
That's okay. Just go ahead.
She'll ask.
We asked 100 women,
name a sport you think would be fun
to grab the player's buns.
Baseball. Baseball.
Lydia, we asked 100 women,
name a sport you think would be fun
to grab the player's buns.
Wrestling. Wrestling.
Hey, Carl, only one strike.
Talked to 100 women.
Name a sport you think would be fun
to grab the player's buns.
Base, uh, soccer. Soccer.
Soccer.
Not that I would do it.
One answer left, Nina.
If it's there, darling, your family wins the game.
If it's not there, you're still alive.
Only one strike.
We asked 100 women,
name a sport you think would be fun
to grab the player's buns.
Basketball.
Basketball for the win.
Appreciate it.
We're gonna make a donation to your foundation anyway.
You're a bad man, boy.
No, for real.
Hey, I need two of you.
I need two of you.
I got Nina.
I got Nicholas.
Thanks for playing.
We're gonna make a donation to your charity
just for being a good sport.
We'll be right back.
Fast money after this.
To the field, everybody.
Gaston family won the game.
Now it's time to play.
Now, Nina, Nicholas is off stage.
I'm gonna ask you five questions in 20 seconds.
If you can't think of something,
you just say pass.
If you and Nicholas together come up with 200 points,
look right there.
Tell them what you're playing for.
$20,000 for the Friends of Tapulonga.
Aren't you ready?
Yes.
All right, 20 seconds on the clock, please.
We asked 100 men,
how often do you call your mother?
Every day.
Name something you buy the most often at the supermarket.
Milk.
Name something people take with them to the laundromat.
Detergent.
Name an instrument you associate with country music.
Guitar.
Name a way to get from one hole
to the next on a golf course.
Walk.
That's good, yeah.
Yeah, you can turn all the way around.
Everybody.
We asked 100 men,
how often do you call your mother?
You said every day.
Survey said.
Name something you buy the most often at the supermarket.
You said you buy milk.
Survey said.
Name something people take with them to the laundromat.
You said detergent.
Survey said.
Name an instrument you associate with country music.
You said the guitar.
Survey said.
Wow.
Name a way to get from one hole
to the next on a golf course.
Golf, on a golf course.
Sorry.
You said walk.
Survey said.
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Nicholas, you're into applied math.
So let me ask you a question, Nicholas.
How many points do you think Nina got?
Hopefully 200.
I got ready to push your little ass down.
Okay, well, she didn't get 200,
or else you wouldn't have jogged your little ass out here.
Give me your best guess.
150.
She got 170.
That is an outstanding score.
We need 30 points to win the money.
You focus, and we're gonna win a lot of money
for your charity, okay?
All right, I'm gonna ask you the same five questions.
You cannot duplicate the answers.
If you do, you're gonna hear this sound.
I'm gonna say try again.
You give me another answer.
It's gonna be a little bit tougher this time,
so we're gonna give you 25 seconds.
You ready?
Yes, sir.
All right, let's remind everybody of Nina's answers.
25 seconds on the clock, please.
We asked 100 men, how often do you call your mother?
Once a month.
Name something you buy the most often at the supermarket.
Bananas.
Name something people take with them to the laundromat.
A bin.
Name an instrument you associate with country music.
Guitar.
Try again.
Drums.
Name a way to get from one hole
to the next on a golf course.
I don't know.
You didn't hear me?
Name a way to get from one hole
to the next on a golf course.
Walking.
Try again.
Cart.
All right, here we go.
We need 30 points.
We asked 100 men, how often do you call your mother?
You said, damn.
That's not me.
Well, who the hell you think we's talking about?
The 100 men.
I said 100 men, and your ass is a man.
And you sitting up here calling your mama once a month.
Call your mama some more.
Once a month, you going, you boy.
Survey said, that's 11 people going to hell.
Number one answer was once a week.
20 points.
Name something you buy the most of at the supermarket.
You said.
Jesus.
That's what I buy a lot.
Oh no, now it's about you now.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Oh, a minute ago.
Oh, a minute ago, it was about them men.
Now, all of a sudden, you going to relate
to the damn question.
Bananas.
Survey said, there is no, 19 people said bananas.
There is, there is no way.
We have got to have, this boy got to be rigged
for celebrities.
There's no way in hell.
19 people said bananas.
Who the hell going to buy the most damn bananas?
All them grapes sitting over there.
And you done bought more bananas than grapes?
You are one point away.
I don't know what you said.
Number one answer was milk, by the way.
Nina was killing it.
Name something people take with them to the laundromat.
You said, what did he say?
Oh, what?
Oh, a basket.
Oh, oh, okay.
Survey said, number one,
guitar was number one, and number one.
$1,000 for them.
I'd like to thank Joe and Lydia and their families
for coming on and hanging out with us
right here on Family Feud.
Hey, listen, don't forget to go see the new film,
Easter Sunday.
It's in theaters August 5th.
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
We'll see you next time.
