Sheldon Bonds With Bernadette’s Dad ¦ The Big Bang Theory

So your wife's in Arizona with the grandkids. Uh-huh. And my mom's been to Arizona. She rode one of those mules down in the Grand Canyon. Long story short, they had to shoot it. Because she's so fat. I'll get the door while you finish laughing. Oh, how do you not make a first down there? They passed against a nickel defense. They should have run it off tackle. How the hell do you know that? My father loved football. He always made me watch it before I was allowed to do my homework. What do you think they ought to do now? I would throw a quick slant to a wide out given that the defense is showing blitz. Oh, I love a good blitz, especially with sour cream. Get it? Because it sounds like blintz. Did someone say blintz? You remember the Thanksgiving game when it snowed in Dallas? 1993. Leon Lett blew the game in the final seconds and the Dolphins emerged victorious. And then I finally got to do my calculus. I was so pissed I wanted to shoot my TV. So was my dad. And then he did. Anyone need a beer? Yeah. Thank God. So does your dad still live in Texas? No, he died when I was 14. I'm sorry to hear that. So was the man who owned the local liquor store. He cried and cried. There you go. Oh, thanks. So if your dad died when you were 14, you were never old enough to have a beer with the man. No, sir. He did try to give me one for my high school graduation, but I was 11 and my mom said no. Well, you're having one with me. All right. To your dad. I never had a beer with my dad. Do you mind? We're having a moment here. How's it going out there? Sheldon and your dad are bonding and completely ignoring me. I know how you feel. Sheldon ignored me for a week when he got that Roomba vacuum. I kick it when he's not looking. What are they doing? They're drinking beer and watching football. So why don't you do that with them? They don't want me. What do you mean? Well, Sheldon started talking about how his dad isn't alive anymore, and they were toasting. And I tried to tell him about how sad I was when my dad abandoned me. Zach's here. Start the gravy. That's all I can do without throwing up. That is not what I expected when you said you were gonna burp pie. Did somebody say pie? I don't know what's scarier. The bathroom clowns or the woman that put them there. All I know is you can only fit one of her in a car. There's the clown that came out of her. I really didn't want to come here, but it's just shaping up to be one of the best Thanksgiving's I've had in a long time. Me too. Harry says you've been making fun of him. Apologize right now. She's so tiny. It's funny when she's mad. All right, mister. I think you owe Howard and Bernadette an apology. Perhaps you're right. I'm sorry for my behavior. I've had alcohol and it's caused me to be inappropriate. Don't worry about it. Thank you. Ain't she great? Sheldon. Now's about you get us a couple of beers.