《維尼的終局》第一集｜12/19 美東晚8時起 （北京時間 12/20起 週六上午9時）震撼首播

Okay. If I don't come back tonight, you know what to do. In the face of national interest, life or death— would I shy away from disaster or chase fortune? Hello? Good. So this is them coming to settle scores with us, huh? Hope I make it back alive tonight. Activate Level One alert. Seal all entrances to the Central Hall of the Yuan Mansion. Switch internal guards to special duty formation. Anyone not on the list is strictly forbidden from entering. Yes, sir. Gentlemen, please come in. Look at the Great King— sleeping soundly in his tent, still in his clothes. I'm right here. Who's spreading rumors that I'm sick? With this body that can carry 100 kilograms of wheat walk 5 kilometers of mountain road strong enough that I wouldn’t need to switch shoulders at all. How about we switch shoulders then? Careful. Hey, I said— are these buns ready yet or what? Which buns are you talking about? Watch your words. The camera's rolling. Alright, alright — here it is. More buns over here. How come no donkey rolls? Reporting to the Supreme One: Yesterday during training, donkey roll accidentally fell off a cliff. Deemed beyond saving. The kitchen staff respectfully followed Lady Li's usual preferences and turned it into a sauced donkey dish. It's already been served. This substitution is excellent. Shows the imperial chefs' quick thinking and dedication. But in the future, please stick to the rules. Menu changes should not be made lightly unless absolutely necessary. Exactly. Those hostile foreign forces always say I govern a great nation like flipping a giant pancake— back and forth, over and over. Total nonsense. Alright, alright, enough— let's eat. These idle foreigners with full bellies and nothing better to do always pointing fingers at our affairs. We neither export revolution, nor export hunger and poverty, and third, we don't mess with you guys— what more is there to say? Enter. Grand Eunuch, here's the latest quarterly data. Read it. Yes. Q2 GDP this year: negative growth of 7.4%. Unemployment rate broke 25%. More real estate and auto companies imploded. Public consumption confidence... Stop reading. This is all the result of our great Supreme One's personal deployment and personal command. From floods in the south to blackouts in the north, from grain silo fires to stock market crashes— which one didn't he personally care about? If you say there's a problem, he'll say it's hostile foreign forces with ulterior motives. Or that we don't trust him as our backbone yeah right, like I believe that for a second. Sir, how about we do like before— fudge the numbers a bit. Nobody knows anyway. Even if they do, nobody dares say anything. Just keep the one guy happy. You—come back. Yes? This time we're not changing it. Let's gross him out for once. He recites famous quotes all day, I take the blame every day. Lord Li! Wait for me. Why the rush? Another bank blow up or something? You and your crow mouth. Even an explosion is better than your total dud. Lord Li! I heard our Rashka country's chicken butt (GDP) hasn’t made a sound this year— even hit a record negative. Congrats, Lord Li. You've finally become the worst Chief Minister in the Kingdom of Rashka history. Oh, not at all— compared to General Zhang's historically worst Heavenly Martial Legion, still a bit short. Oh right, lately the United States sent stealth bombers and silently took out Persia's underground nuke facilities. So—did it scare you so much you peed your pants? Joking— Among the top brass of the Kingdom of Rashka's Xuanwu Hub, I'm the only one who's actually seen battle. Everyone else can piss themselves—I won't. Seriously though, The Supreme One threw the entire Rocket Force into the Central Discipline Bureau. If someone fires one now, what are you gonna hit back with? Slingshot? At least not like you— using Big White lockdowns as weapons, fighting zombie wars. I ain't taking that blame. That was personally deployed and personally commanded. We're both the same— no calling each other out. All consequences of "personally." My dear ministers, I summoned you all today because the domestic situation is turbulent, and internal-external circumstances are complicated. There are a few major matters that need to be discussed and decided together. The Supreme One is the beacon of the universe, the sun of the Kingdom of Rashka— please, Your Majesty, show us the way. Right now is indeed the Kingdom of Rashka, since Pangu split heaven and earth. the best era. But lately I've heard some rumors saying my health is failing, I'm about to step down. There are even several succession lists circulating outside for the central council, and several of you here are on them. These rumors are too vicious. Class enemies at home and abroad never give up trying to destroy us. They fear nothing more than the Kingdom of Rashka staying stable. I'll arrange for the spokesperson to debunk them right away. Issue strong protests and resolute opposition to the rumormongers and spreaders. You guys constantly issuing strong protests and firm opposition it's totally useless. So what's your idea? I think the reason these rumors are rampant is mainly because the Supreme One shows up too little, leading to all kinds of guesses. So, the best way to debunk is to trot you out for a spin. I mean, please make more appearances. Attend more important international conferences, meet more foreign dignitaries. Not a bad idea. Showing face to debunk rumors— that's our party's old trick. I mean, our party's consistently wise approach. But I can't go too far away. Like the BRICS meeting in Brazil in July— Li Qi, you go for me. Yes, Supreme One. After all, my physical condition can't handle too much tossing around. Otherwise, it might give the game away instead. Shoot ourselves in the foot. What are you laughing about? Is there a problem? Our sovereign, for the sake of the world's common people, works from dawn to dusk. Every government affair, great or small, is personally planned and personally carried out. Truly a diligent monarch unmatched in ancient or modern times. Now with a minor illness in the sacred body, it's really due to overwork. We ministers are heartbroken, feeling incompetent to share the worries, ashamed to the extreme. Alright, alright, stop dragging it out. As if you've read a few more ancient books. Back to more appearances. I can see a few visiting underlings, Like President Ross White and that Donkey Kashenkeng guy or whatever. Also, this year's September 3 grand parade, White Bear Country's Northern Emperor and the neighboring Fat Country's Kim Three Tons will both come. I'll personally stand on Tiananmen, personally give the speech, let the whole world see how healthy I am... Li Qi, haven't you been talking trade with the United Federation lately? Any progress? They're very hardline this time, talks are extremely tough. The Blond Lord insists on hiking tariffs on our goods to over 100%, and he's signed poison pill clauses with other countries, aiming to kill our transshipment trade. Moreover, he demands we immediately lift rare earth export controls, or else... I know, the Blond Lord is tricky to deal with. He's gotten smarter, because in his first term, I scammed him hard. But, you can sign it first, to appease them. As for whether to implement it... Yes, Supreme One. But if the United States gets serious about it, this could... Drag it out as long as you can. If not until the Blond Lord steps down, at least drag to their midterm elections. Maybe then the Donkey Party turns it around, takes control of either the Senate or House, and we win. Yes, Supreme One. I'll go arrange people immediately to sign the agreement with the United States. Supreme One, on the propaganda side, what's there to propagandize about such a humiliating treaty? Yes, I'll go order all the mouthpieces to pretend deaf and dumb, erase all related messages from the internet. Supreme One, Gaosha Country has been provoking again lately, claiming they're an independent country. The Three People's Party is just useless, lost the Kingdom of Rashka back in the day, now lost Gaosha too. General Zhang, last year I asked you to draw up a combat plan to take Gaosha in 2027. How's it going? Reporting, Supreme One, Gaosha has the United States backing it. With our army's current strength, Don't be scared by the United States' B2, I eat B2 every day, and B1 B3 B5 B7. Eating too much of this B series has side effects too. What was I saying? Gaosha provoking, yes. Gaosha since ancient times is an inseparable part of our Kingdom of Rashka. We must take Gaosha in 2027, achieve the great cause of national unification. So, Supreme One, before year end I'll definitely produce a combat plan to attack Gaosha. Year end? I give you only one month. If you can't come up with it by then, then don't bother being this Deputy Military Commissioner anymore.