Tim And Mary's Iconic Wedding (Full Scene) | About Time

I'm tired. It's all Rory When Tim asked me to be his his best man, um, I was terrified so I thought um Best thing is to find a book about speeches and then here it is And then it says think of really funny anecdotes and there is a very hilarious story actually from work and It was it was quite a complicated case based on an issue of cross-amortization of my ownership of post-divorce properties and Let me just explain the context the defendant When Tim asked me to do his best man speech my immediate reaction was How much are you gonna pay me you little ----? I don't write for free, you know These were the girls available to him at that time Hello girls, and this is how far you got with each of them. Let me explain the code five blow job Eight full Penetrative and so a toast to the man with the worst haircut, but the best bride in the room ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Mary I Wish I'd said I love you you did It was implied I'm not sure implied it is good enough for a wedding day you know, don't don't do it. It's fine I'm sorry. I'm so happy with it as it was you really don't have to I'll do what I want to do young man Will you excuse me for just one moment? Later on I may tell you about Tim's many failings as a man and as a table tennis player, but Important first to say the one Big thing I've only loved three men in my life My dad was a frosty bugger. So that only leaves dear uncle Desmond BB King Obviously and this young man here. I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying We're all quite Similar in the end we all get old and tell the same tales too many times, but try and marry someone Kind and this is a kind man With a good heart. I'm not Particularly proud of many things in my life, but I am very proud To be the father of my son I'm so sorry to disturb you, but I wonder if I could have your autograph. No No, I'm at a wedding for God's sake. I'm here to celebrate true love not Scribble my legible signature on stupid bits of paper that you can flog on eBay So the next wedding you can wear a less hideous hat. I see you've met my aunt May. Oh God Who should win name tags? You next get a cattle I don't know uncle D Boys aren't very nice Aren't they darling? Not in my experience Always taking liberties not giving much back in return Do you wish we'd picked another less wet day no, no not for the world Few So it begins lots and lots of types of days fun Cozy she's a beautiful girl in the world No one can ever prepare you for what happens when you have a child When you see the baby in your arms, and you know that it's your job now No one can prepare you for the love and the fear