Jennifer Lawrence Is Okay with Being "Annoying," Challenges Jimmy to an Axe Throwing Contest

Jennifer, why don't you pick the first box? -"Nine!" Whoa. I'm scared about that one. That was... It looks like we're... -"I have a feeling nine's gonna be a bomb." -$9. Now, don't open nine yet. Okay, good. -"Nine!" All right. Okay. -"That was crazy." All right, so now you can do your poker face when you're looking at this. The acting starts now. Okay. All right. So... inside my box... is a very curious thing. Which is not the first time I've said that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, I'm just... Anyway. It looks like you're looking... It looks like we're looking in the mirror. I know. Does this make... Oh, God. My face, my face. My little face. Okay. It is... a Rubik's Cube inside Jell-O. You lie. I tell the truth. All right. Now, which one? -"Nine!" You only 9-er'd good nine. Mm-mm. Sound will not tell you what it is with sound. I'm gonna make a sound, like drum sound, so you don't know what it is. And you can't see it, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay. So it's something that makes noise? Maybe it is something that makes noise, and maybe it isn't. Do you know what it is? Yeah. I'll tell you what it is. Okay. Hit me with it. ever heard of a boy band called Backstreet Boys this is an action figure one of the Backstreet Boys oh is that it in a cup no in a costume okay and also inside the box a bunch of Hershey kisses I feel like that's if it's not the truth you're a sociopath I want to make you feel bad it is a lie it's just tweak the lie a little bit it's rockin Jesse from Full House dude yeah all right you're up you people are crazy I can't hear you all right flop wait so basically whoever wins this wins the whole deal yeah I believe this is what they call a tiebreaker well let's do a little dance let's just dance and get it over with why doesn't anybody ever want to dance with us? I just don't understand we're good dancers we're very good dancers every time we go to Coachella nobody wants to dance I go to Coachella and I'm like we're good fire dance with us why doesn't everybody want to we should just dance with each other never no we want people to dance with us together never I'm Carl Sagan's son sorry it sounds like Carl Sagan okay it is a miniature horse on a bed of flintstone vitamins yeah flintstone you smelled it and you can smell that it's a flintstone vitamin yes miniature horse on top of that's not what anyone does with their face at all you're trying to do a strategy that's what somebody does when they're tailing the fruit no it's not alright wait a second so wait you're trying to do that miniature horse on top of flintstone vitamins you smelled it which means to me that it's not flintstone vitamins it's something else but it still could be a miniature horse so I'm going to say you lie oh my god you're right I couldn't help it they love you Jennifer Lawrence is here everybody they love you I love you I wanted to cut two for bushy eyebrows yeah exactly well everybody's talking about how Jennifer Lawrence has grown her hair out a little bit so I decided to show everybody grow my chin out a little bit Hollywood style you're basically just wearing extensions it's all fake now Jennifer Lawrence you're a little upset with me and I think I know why but not really though because because we have different versions I think I'm totally right of what happened oh really that's correct I look forward to changing that well we were at an event and you had some scheme you were being crazy and you wanted to dance with Jennifer Lopez and you wanted me to go over and dance with her too we came up with this idea together first of all we both saw J-Lo this is like ten J-Lo shots in and I've never done J-Lo shots I didn't go to college yeah they were great and so we were dancing and we see J-Lo and we're like we gotta ask J-Lo to dance and so we were I was like okay so what we'll do is we'll do a spin and then we'll go dance with us like together we had a routine we were both going to spin but then we were thinking about because J-Lo was behind us but we were trying to work out her moves without showing her the moves and we were like alright we gotta spin so we both decided on a 360 and then we would hold our hands so spin out this way and then go like this thank you Jennifer and then dance with us but again Kanye West was on it was very loud I didn't know that Kanye West was playing that night how many J-Lo shots did I have no it was digital Doberman Pinchers barking and that's what his concert was so you wouldn't know it was Kanye West but yeah that was him and so that was happening and that was Kanye and then we're trying to work out the moves and again there may or may not have been J-Lo shots basically I do it and then I go like this and then I look and he's gone and it's just me looking at J-Lo and going dance with me and then she was just like no because then she was just like I think I'm just gonna observe you made me look like a freak in front of J-Lo do you know what that feels like oh stop it that's not what happened here's what happened I know her manager dogs are barking at me and I'm like alright here's the plan I turn around Adam's spinning around I see her manager and he goes no I turn the other way and you went and you didn't grab me I was having a fun dance party man it's a fun dance party dance with us so that's what would happen well I wish his manager had warned me you don't even know the manager so J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez if you're watching we both did want to dance with you just dance with us what's the big deal come on we're fine do some Jello shots do some barking dogs and dance with us I'll bring the dogs make them angry we just want you to dance with us it's very simple I don't ask for a lot you can't hear our voices over the music we want you to dance with us don't we seem like the kind of people you'd want to dance with big deal our mouths are small that doesn't affect our dancing well I apologize for leaving you hanging like that just start socializing I want to talk about this movie here X-Men this is crazy time X-Men Playboy magazine days of future past what kind of porn are you looking at he's like this reminds me of porn no I didn't say that at all just two blue boobs in everyone's face and now I gotta look out for the country it's irresistible this takes like 15 hours to get into this makeup it used to take 8 which is lovely now it only takes 3 what do you do for 8 hours I stood or I had to sit on a bicycle seat which every woman knows is our dream come true but it ends up looking amazing but then do you have to go home with the blue yeah I go home with the paint I have to paint for 4 months of my life I have to spend blue sometimes I remember on Saturday Night Live I would do something and I'd have a wig on and I'd pull it off with a bag of wig glue well I always have a little bit of blue somewhere before it was kind of like everywhere and now it's just kind of like on my hands and ears I look like I have a bizarre fungus thank you for not falling between both of us we've gotten more press over tripping and falling than anyone in history I fell in every single city on the press tour I fell round the world and felt the bruises people think it's a shtick but it's not I was doing another talk show that I won't mention and they wanted to talk about falling and I was like I don't want to do it because I'm afraid people think it's a shtick and it actually makes me kind of mad oh it's not fun to fall it's not fun it's embarrassing now at this point it's so embarrassing and so I was like no I don't want to talk about it and then I come out and wave to the audience like oh hi and then my heel like slipped I didn't fall but I had like a and I made them cut it out of the show and you'll never know which show it was you fall all the time yesterday on the plane I spilled yogurt all over the plane and the whole plane smelled like sour milk the whole time you're welcome I'm just concerned I'm a good babysitter people trust me with kids do you remember when we hung out and we embarrassed ourselves in front of Jennifer Lopez oh yeah I remember because we wanted her to dance with us and she wouldn't I think everybody thinks that they've witnessed my most embarrassing moments because I fell on my face getting an Oscar and then I fell the next year on a cone but like there's like there's these two really humiliating stories that are my most embarrassing moments that I never talked about because it's so genuinely embarrassing but now I feel like the statute of limitations on humiliation is up and I'm ready which one are you let's hear one of them my most embarrassing moment was during silver linings year like award season it was one of those parties so I'm just like in a corner drinking champagne and um an older woman approached me and was being really really nice and really complimentary and in my head I just went this is Elizabeth Taylor who was dead at the time still dead she's since passed and I didn't know that and so the whole time she was talking to me I'm like oh my god this is Elizabeth Taylor no no oh my god well you didn't say anything did you she's complimenting me and I was like no I mean you your movies that I can't name your fashion moments that I don't know I was like you're unbelievable and then my friend walked by and I grabbed her and I was like this is Elizabeth Taylor and she was like no it's not and I just took off running there have been two social situations where I just like go and then I just sprint and my shoes fell off and I hid behind this wall there's smoke coming out of your shoes second because I really want to plow through these and get them over with no we like hearing this I always talk so fast because I'm used to my brothers just being like finish finish shut up I feel like nobody wants to hear me talk I want to hear I want to hear yogurt just came out of your nose so much phlegm and this isn't even an embarrassing moment for me I got a lot of phlegm so I'm at a I'm in Paris for the first time again for movies and so I was in like one of those cool Tom Ford dresses with the zips and everything and I saw Francis Ford Coppola but it actually was Francis Ford Coppola and I was like oh my god it was Francis Ford Coppola so I was hanging out with Abraham Lincoln and he was by George Washington I had tea with the Pope I was the only one drinking it was the only one who had tea it really was Francis Ford Coppola godfather I mean come on so I debated the whole time do I go up to him and finally I was like I have to or I'll regret it for the rest of my life at a restaurant in Paris and he's at a giant group of people it's a huge table of people and I started walking and I noticed I was barefoot but I was like maybe they probably won't notice and so I'm barefoot but I like introduced myself and I was like it's such a huge fan and like went on and then introduced myself to the whole table hi I'm Jennifer Lawrence they had no idea who I was went back to the table my entire dress was unzipped and my thong was out I was barefoot and my whole ass was out does that just happen? I don't know how that happens with dresses it was like this I don't know I think I was making room for my gut and I unzipped the whole thing and then forgot so I thought it was the shoes that were going to be the problem you thought they were impressed with you meeting you you walking away was equally impressive yeah they were like wow what a jerk your nephew who doesn't believe that you're an ex-man my nephew my 4 year old nephew Bear he is obsessed with ex-men obsessed with ex-men and I'm like Bear I'm an ex-man and he's like no no real ex-men it's like the most infuriating you have a video of little Bear you trying to talk to him this is like a mild version of what he does you know that I'm an ex-man? Bear I play Mystique an ex-man acknowledge it he hates it what a cute kid she really is I was telling this story and she heard Bear go as soon as I said ex-men he's like going through a thing he doesn't like my work he was in the Hunger Games in the last epilogue whatever blah blah blah played my kid and so he's on his way to visit me and he goes dad do I have to be in this one? cute I think he's cute I think he's cute too yeah what was I saying that you were saying it sounded that way I felt like I had to defend myself here's the ex-man clip please watch Jennifer Lawrence I was on a plane like this with my friends about your age we called ourselves the ex-men Hank and I are the only ones left I couldn't save the rest of them I told you I'm not a hero you were a hero to us seeing you that day on TV changed my life mine too I mean I still live in my mom's basement but everything else is pretty much the same haha Jennifer Lawrence gorgeous as always talk about gorgeous look at this right here oh la la saison I mean this is the biggest I didn't know you spoke French un poquito this is the largest magazine I've ever seen in my lifetime this is Hillary Clinton's new book it's a new one I don't know why she chose me for the cover of your book this is gorgeous I said of course there's different covers yeah this is Annie Leibowitz I don't own one of these because I thought that would be super modest just have it laying around your apartment oh I guess I'm on the cover of the book no it's hard to find you in here none of these are you this is the one with Bruce Weber and I haven't worked with Bruce Weber since I was 15 and I did an Abercrombie shoot me too I'm always shirtless at Abercrombie none of the pictures ended up being useful because they told us to play football but it was like model football but I was like red face sweating nostrils flared like at one point a girl said get her away from me and then when I went to do the shoot with Bruce hang on we had done this photo how does this work it's a magazine so we had done this photo where my hair's all greasy and so the next day I showed up and I tried to wash my hair like six times and it just was not going anywhere and so I showed up I hadn't seen him since I was like 15 and all sweaty and disgusting and I showed up like a grease ball they were like what are we going to do we have to wash our hair I speak French too you're not the only one look at this the horse whisperer I mean look at this I don't know if the horse was doing that because I was doing it with my hands was that real? it was real what were you saying to the horse? stand up what else do you say to a horse I don't know man but you grew up with horses I did yeah I grew up I grew up with horses what was your horse's name I had many horses there was one horse named Bones growing up in a farm you have ups and downs there's good things and very sad things and I was at a cheerleading competition I was a cheerleader which I'm really proud of I was at a cheerleading competition and my mom in the audience was mouthing something and I didn't understand what she was saying and I was like what? and she was like Bones is dead Bones died and I was like what? Bones is dead and she's here and I was like can you try to rethink what you're thinking was and the timing on that and she just went into she's getting my 3 year old nephew for his birthday she's like did I tell you what I'm getting Theo for his birthday I'm getting him a leaf blower a real leaf blower he's going to love it he's going to be out there he actually really will he's turning 3 but he loves engines, trains, locomotives I remember when I was a kid I don't think he's going to get him a locomotive I don't know why I keep drinking this water water's good for you I remember when I was a kid I really wanted a metal detector and I don't live by the beach I didn't grow up I just had my back in my front yard I was picturing oh you mean like this I thought you meant the kind we walk through there what? I joined the TSA when I was 3 years old I begged for and finally got a clap on clap off in my room oh it was sick it didn't quite work my grandparents had that and they had it hooked into their Christmas tree but also the television oh my gosh that's so horrible and I would just run into the room clap and then leave the room and the tree would go off the TV they loved me as a great grandkid you sound like a hoot I want to talk to you about reality shows because I heard that you like reality shows and I love them I'm obsessed Bravo? Is it Bravo? Bravo's in my household 24-7 I am a I guess kind of a producer of all of the Real Housewives Andy Cohen and I I would call us colleagues you and Andy Cohen? I get really passionate and I give him a lot of advice I do too but do you text him? do you make a difference in the show like me? I've never I've never made a dent have you changed? I mean we'll see because one of the stars' face is kind of in my hands so this is insane which one do you watch? well I have different, with Beverly Hills my friends and I have a drinking game of anytime Lisa Rinna says her husband's full name, Harry Hamlin have you guys ever noticed that? she always goes, Harry Hamlin's on his way so we have a drinking game to that everybody says his full name when I found out, when Luanne announced her divorce to Tom I was horrified and shocked and my stomach dropped because I realized that I had just seen the reunion which means they're filming and so I texted Andy and I was like get a camera in Ramona's face right now and I also told him to show the interview or not the interview but the moment in the Berkshires where Bethany's crying and going I just don't think your guy's a good guy anyway, I don't know it's hard to explain the ways of producing if you're not a producer oh my gosh does Andy ever call you and give you ideas for yourself? it's a little bit over your head, you wouldn't get it does Andy ever call you and give you notes on your acting? he doesn't say the same thing about my job here comes daddy no stop put that thing down oh my we just killed the stage manager don't worry about it, it's fine it's totally fine gosh hey Jimmy I just remembered something stop can you take that off? what? we have to take it off? make sure got a lot of wood there make sure you go for the hat do I get any points for that? I put it right down the middle that is oh my get away oh my goodness on Friday, Pedro Pascal joins us after the break welcome back Jennifer Lawrence you look fantastic we love you never I missed you I haven't seen you in 8 years it's been 8 years since you've been on the show so many great things have happened you're married, you have 2 kids how's the family, how's everything? everybody's good everybody's alive great to hear I'm nervous, I'm very nervous why? I always get nervous with these things I think because I've been watching them since I was little so it's like a talk show I watch this you're good at this, you've done this not in 8 years oh stop though so funny, I was going to say every time you're doing press now for this movie, congratulations on it Die My Love, in theaters Friday you everything everything you say kind of gets picked up in the press I'm so annoying you are not I did an interview where they were like everybody thought you were annoying or I said I was annoying, I don't remember how it started but I was like yeah, I was hyper and I was annoying then the internet, the sweet internet well I've never said that before was just like rushed to my support you're not annoying, we never thought you were annoying but that is annoying because I weaponized my experience to make everybody need not to stick up for me and I'm like oh my god, that is so annoying just I am annoying and I am okay with that and I don't want anybody to say anything okay, we're not I don't know how I'm going to do the rest of this interview I'm not going to say a word no, you have to it's me that can is that type of language going to be in thank you there's the new film that I saw that you and Emma Stone Miss Piggy I heard you're working on maybe a possible film about Miss Piggy I am that sounds great thank you so during lockdown one of my good friends who's not in the industry was like it was also kind of around cancel culture it was like both things were kind of happening at once we were all locked up in our rooms naughty people were being locked up in prison and she was like Miss Piggy is a feminist icon and she said it would be so funny if Miss Piggy got cancelled now that is not the plot necessarily but it got the wheels turning wait there hasn't actually been a feminist, a Miss Piggy starring in this movie so I was I started kind of producing it but Emma Stone is the muppet head also Emma Stone is a shark Emma Stone will turn around in a leather jacket with a cigar and be like hey kid I'm going to tell you a thing or two about Hollywood I'm like the ideas guy so I went to her to be like what do we do how do you do this, lead the charge so now Cole is writing it and they're perfect and yeah that is so funny and you'll be in it as well yeah I think so, I mean I have to be I mean I want to be alright so that movie we'll look forward to but now let's talk about the movie that we can see this Friday Die My Love, congratulations on this this is based on a book and how did you hear about this well I've told the story before so if you've heard of it like fast forward or don't watch it or something, I don't know no I like this story Martin Scorsese was like I read this book in my book club and I was like what? this is so sweet and he was like I think you'd be great in it and then I read it and like I didn't get it at first I mean it was an incredible role like very you know woman under the influence, very Cassavetes but it was all told from like her perspective so I kind of didn't figure out I couldn't figure out how to like crack it as a film but I didn't want to like call Marty and be like I didn't get it yeah, this is Martin Scorsese yeah, so then I sat with it for a while realized you know it's not literal and Lynne Ramsey is somebody who I've always wanted to work with so basically she cracked it she cracked it, boy she cracked it I can't believe I'm still talking no, what are you saying you actually, no, stop crying stop crying no this is fun you're having fun on a talk show stop crying, yes trust me this is fun Robert Pattinson plays your husband yeah, yeah was that your idea to cast him? yeah why not no this was actually, this is actually how you know you're working with like a god auteur every single person who was our first choice in casting said yes Sissy Spacek, Nick Nolte Robert Pattinson, Lakeith I've never dealt with that as a producer I've never dealt with just like you know our A plus choice I have a funny producing story so in Canada we speak mostly the same language but there are like I think we do, yeah but like there are certain words that would get confused so in Canada they call the trailer your room and so we call trailers trailers they're trailers and we call our room like the hotel room that we're living in for months so when my producing partner got a text from our line producer that was like these three background kids have nowhere to stay like can they use your room and she's thinking my hotel room that I live in, like three kids what is that insurable like I sounds illegal yeah yeah and so she's like geez I don't know all my stuff's in there and the line producer is like getting more and more flabbergasted he's like I'll help you move your stuff and she's like I don't know and then finally he like throws his hands up and he's like fine I'll ask Lynn the director and we're like no don't ask the director to move out of her home like okay let's do it this whole back and forth where he thinks we're crazy we obviously think he's crazy and then it was just a misunderstanding oh my god unbelievable you're unbelievable I heard that you and Robert Pattinson had to do like a dance class together to kind of get to know each other like an interpretive dance interpretive dance so the director was like you know we actually didn't know each other I mean we're like actors we've like seen each other but we did not know each other and so we got there to Canada a few weeks at Canada we had to learn how to speak Canadian it's the same language it's really not I know I know I can tell you've never filmed in El Canada El Canada so anyway she made us do interpretive dance it was very embarrassing how was he as a dancer? Better than you he didn't abandon me I mean I'm sure nobody remembers we danced together but we danced together we had a great time dancing together we wanted to dance with her we wanted to dance with J-Lo yeah we were like let's go dance why wouldn't she want to dance with us dance with us and then we had choreographed a little spin that's right I was going to spin you into J-Lo you did start to spin me and then we were both going to go dance with us that's correct and then I turn around you were not there I spun you and I left I think you left the whole party I left I went home I was like ahhhh so anyway Rob stayed and I always met him when he was leaving gosh you get to call him Rob sometimes I even call him Bob Bob Bob Pattinson I have all saw the internet it's going crazy that Katniss and Edward are in a movie together well I'm very nervous no yes that's right yes we want that Katniss and Edward Twilight and Hunger Games no yes I'm very nervous that people are going to like sprint to the theater thinking it's like Katniss and Edward fanfic and it's not it's like a very like idiosyncratic poetic work of art it's beautiful by the way no it is it's great but if you're expecting fanfic you're going to be really disappointed I'm just afraid it's going to come out and everybody's going to be mad at me never I'm going to read good reviews about you oh it looks good it's great this review I'm totally fine with that here's some reviews about you no no no it's from me these are reviews that I wrote down I don't know how to respond to that I said Jennifer Lawrence is astonishing and I sent it to Vanity Fair I said Jennifer Lawrence is a powerhouse I sent that one to Newsweek and I said Lawrence already has a career full of great performances but this might be her finest work to date and sent that to NME come on that's what I'm talking about finest work to date not two shabs how do we set up the film oh the clip oh great you're good with it the lights will go down I won't have to suck in let's do it this is a clip from my upcoming film Die My Love my character is struggling psychologically from postpartum or depression I don't know I didn't ask and somebody is talking to her and she's like what thank you so much here's the clip it's amazing here's Jennifer Lawrence in Die My Love take a look I have two kids and two is a lot if I'm being honest seems like it babies are hard I don't think anybody talks about that enough it's all anyone talks about it changes you I think I nearly lost my mind for the first six months when do you think you'll be getting it back come on Jennifer Lawrence everybody Die My Love is in theaters November 7th we have to get each other to guess the clues on these blue cards it starts out catchphrase style you can use as many words as you need to help at any point you might hear the mute sound effect at which point we're not allowed to talk and we can only give silent clues but once we hear the unmute sound effect then we can go back to talking but be ready because we might hear the mute sound effect again I do wonder how charades is going to go with my arms but I'll figure it out I can finger act cut that right out this is for the wikipedia page do you want to go first why don't you go first I will go first 30 seconds on the clock mute is it a movie unmute it's not a movie it's a tool it's a yard tool rake, hoe leaf blower yes look at that telepathically how can I do that it's a tool it's a movie it's about dinosaurs Jurassic Park yes Thanksgiving turkey gravy stuffing gravy boat what I'm the smartest person in the world you really are it was an SNL skit with Tina Fey it's about Philadelphia sweater weather yes mute 6-7 this is not rehearsed is the music getting faster I don't know what to do with this unmute there's a scene in Parent Trap where she does this with a butler and it's very lovable a dance oh a handshake secret handshake fantastic you know what that sound means of course your mom's here not now we're doing the show you know that now my mom left but she also left me a message on my computer and it said it's time for the final clue in this round we're going to spice it up a bit we're going to work together to get Questlove to answer but we only get 15 seconds does that sound good Quest? sure here's the card 15 seconds on the clock here we go we have to get him to guess this sorry I wasn't paying attention it's a basketball move slash sound mute basketball slam dunk if you're in a dark street you're assisting the slam dunk mute shoot unmute first word it's not a street it's in between streets mute shot avenue unmute alley close shot alley shoot alley whoops alley alley oop whoops alley that's all the time we have for mute my thanks to Jennifer Lawrence die my love