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All starting with the big bang. Hey! And I don't ever want to f**k I did that day. Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way. Laz, please. Honey, come on. We were just finding our sound. You found it. It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawnmower. I'm really very busy. Is there any way that we can put this off until I have more time to prepare? Of course, but you understand my trepidation. What's that about? Not a clue. Can't we just postpone it till this spring? Maybe next summer? This should be fairly easy to deduce. He's holding the phone to his left ear. Ears do not cross hemispheres. So he's using the analytical rather than the emotional side of the brain. Suggesting that he has no personal relationship with the caller. No, I didn't realize it had been so long. Sure. There's no other choice but to just go ahead and do it. He's referring to an activity he has done before. It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated. This suggests some sort of invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy. Aren't there any other options? There's not a lot of room. It's going to be uncomfortable. Yes, yes. I'm definitely going with colonoscopy. Okay, bye. My mother's coming to visit. How about that? You were right. Psychiatric disorders list all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etc. Oh my God, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder? Episodes of subpsychotic rage. Ass. Possible Tourette's. My moles, lesions, or other skin conditions. Suit tattoo on right buttock. Sheldon, Sheldon, look. I am scared and in a lot of pain. Could you please take a break from being you for just a minute and try being, I don't know, comforting? I'm sorry. They're there. Everything's going to be fine. Sheldon's here. Thanks, it's much better. I'm really happy you and Amy are back together. Thank you. I'm also really happy. I can't pretend it's for you. New Star Wars in three days. Thursday can't get here soon enough. I'm taking off work to watch the original trilogy while I eat enough Star Wars cereal to choke a Wookiee. Sweetie, you do realize Thursday is Amy's birthday. And you do realize I bought my ticket when Amy and I were broken up. I hope you didn't need anything in that case because it's closed. You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch her on her birthday. Penny has a point. We'll see it another day. But someone may spoil the movie. No one can spoil Amy's birthday for me. Surprise! She's even older. Who saw that coming? Aw, that's nice. Put that on her cake. Mr. Mark, when you were on the Wookiee home planet, how did you even understand what they were saying? I don't remember ever being on a Wookiee home planet. Actually, Luke was on the Wookiee home planet Kashyyyk in the holiday special when he helped Chewie get home to his wife. Chewie had a wife? Her name's Mala. Wow, that's impressive. Yeah. Hey, uh, I got a question. Why aren't there tires on any of those Star Wars vehicles? I'm sure some of them have tires. Uh, actually, they don't. I mean, the HAVWA-5 turbo tank has metal gripping wheels, but I wouldn't call them tires. You are so hot. Why don't we play a game to pass the time? Here, I'm thinking of a number. Hint, it's a cube of a cube of a prime. There's an infinite number of possibilities. You got somewhere to be? Oh, that's me. Hello? Yes, this is Dr. Fowler. I see. Okay, thank you. We won. Congratulations! Oh my god! We did it! I know. Can you believe it? That's a good point. What if I'm dreaming? We won the Nobel Prize! Alright, bagels down. Before we head to the airport, I'd like to go over a few things. From the moment we step off the plane, each and every one of you is an ambassador for Amy and myself. Told you these tickets weren't free. As such, your behavior must reflect the highest standards. Raj, bagel down. My blood sugar drops and I get bitchy, it's on you. Amy, why don't you kick us off? Thank you. The challenging climate of Scandinavia has left its mark on the Swedish character. These dour, latter-day Vikings are slow to warm up to strangers, but if you follow a few easy steps, a Swede can be your friend for life. Number one, in Sweden, punctuality is taken very seriously. In other words, the loosey-goosey attitude in Helsinki will not fly in Stockholm. Two, at the beginning and end of all business and social meetings, shake hands with everyone present. Men, women, and children. You're all encouraged to pair off and practice this once we're in the air and the seatbelt sign is off. Yes, Penny? Oh, do we have to go? Yes, and a reminder, Penny, there's free alcohol in business class. Don't abuse it. Relax, I'm not gonna drink. Why, are you pregnant? What? No, no, I just, you know, I don't like to drink when I fly. Please, I've seen you drink in the shower. You guys have showered together? Sometimes, you're just, eh. That wasn't a no. Alright, well we should head out now, we're gonna get to the airport six hours before boarding. Excuse me, hello, what did we just learn about the end of business meetings? Oh my god. Okay, everybody, who's ready for a scavenger hunt? Somewhere in the city of Pasadena, I've hidden a golden coin. You will be faced with a total of ten puzzles. They lead you to the location of the next. The last of which will lead you to the coin. The first team that finds it... He is a born showman. Any questions? Yes, to be fair, do people who went to Princeton get a head start? It's not funny. No, it actually is if you get the joke. Yeah, everything was delicious. Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls. Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray. Hey, Sheldon, what do you say we go outside and throw around the old pigskin? This is a Jewish house, I don't have pigskin. Did someone say pigskin? I am sorry about today. And I promise, next time I get married, it won't be a joke. It'll be for love. Or money. I'm sorry, too. Don't be. It's my fault. I was a terrible husband. I was never around. I know I'm hard on you, but you're not the worst son-in-law in the world. Mike, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Well, I'm drunk. I just vomited on a lot of clowns.