Selena Gomez - Funny Moments (Part 7)

You know, I feel like you could go for someone that rhymes with Balina Yones right now. Who could that be? Probably me, right? Oh my gosh! It's Selena Gomez! Hello! Hi! How are you? Good, how are you? Oh my god! Oh hey! Selena! Hi! It's so funny running into you here! Yeah, it's so nice! So casual. Rowing? Motorbike! Jet ski! No! You're terrible at this game! Washing? And sawmilling. Oh, lawnmower! Yes! Are you flirting with me? Oh, you're in Baywatch. I wish. I don't have a good enough body for that. No, you're Bo Derek. No, it's... Skip! What's the last thing you googled? Um, actually, Bible verse? That one? Yeah. What a good influence on our young. Oh, oh, don't give me that. You know, it's so much fun, especially in music. I mean, you can kind of get away with anything in music. You can wear crazy headpieces that, you know, I can't wear that to the store. I mean, I look crazy, but... Have you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever sent a naked picture to anyone? Oh my gosh, no! Stop it! Oh, that's terrible. Everyone has said yes! By the way, by the way, I have been in a relationship, so I get it. Exactly. Oh my gosh, I don't want to say that. I can't. I'm better than the rest. I'm not a real rapper, never been in the booth. And if you don't pick me, then you're not telling the truth. Wow. Yeah! Just because of your confidence, okay? But that was pretty epic together. That was awful! By the way, the look... Guys, let's just be honest. It was pretty bad. It was amazing, but I'm not sure anybody's going to be getting a rap deal out of this. Yeah, I was hoping to get a feature at least. I feel like you're embarrassed to be a part of this. I am not embarrassed to be a part of this at all. Trust me. I just think this was the most entertaining thing that's happened to me all morning. It's time to play... With Selena Gomez! Selena has taken over, and we're doing it with your songs. Obviously, the rules are the same. F. Marry. Kill. You would play with people. Shake It Up. Okay. Bad Liar. Okay. Same Old Love. And then I would kill Shake It Up. Got it. Yep. Why Shake It Up? Because I was like five when I played that. It's a theme song to a show. You can tell. I was a baby. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Round two. Okay. F. Marry. Kill. Naturally. Okay. Who Says? Love You Like a Love Song. I would F because I just think it's amazing. It's a classic. It is a classic. And that video. Oh my gosh. That video's so weird. But I don't know. Naturally was great, but I'm gonna have to let it go. Just because, you know, you gotta move forward. F. Marry. Kill. Your version of Magic. Okay. I like this. This makes me wanna cry. You were just transported somewhere when you heard that. Yes! I was a baby. That was my good old days. Life was innocent. Gosh. Well, you might have to kill it, so. Let's keep moving. And eyes don't call the name. Don't call the name. Bluebird. Alejandro. She does this, too. Well, hello, Bluebird. Did you stop by for my Selena Gomez tap water? It's the finest water in all the land. I'm giving it away to help kids. Have some. It's delicious. Selena Tap. It's just like your water. Good, huh? But you can feed imaginary cartoon birds with it. I hate when people ask me why I hate Selena Gomez. Like, I just do. What is the biggest gossip you've ever heard about yourself? Everything. Uh, I've been married. I've had a few babies. Don't know where they are. So when your mom would get super mad at you, what would she say? No, my mom would just say, Selena Marie. Selena Marie? Yeah, and my dad would be like, Flaca! Flaca! I'd be like, oh my gosh, I'm so scared. No, wait, slower. Oh, very nice. I did? Yes, that was perfect. Yay! Which is most of us. And we get together and get really bad junk food. And she cooks some sort of, you know, cake. And we play with Meredith. She cooks cake? Bakes cake. It's gotta be bad. And then what do you do? We just talk about how we're single. You're reading my L? Yeah, you look great. You're not even on the damn page. Oh, sorry. Hello, Selena Gomez. And another email that's just come in. Paige says, have you ever tasted English fish and chips? No, what's that? Oh, you're missing something there, Gomez. You've gotta have fish and chips. It is a national dish. Okay. And another food question from Aaron. Do you have a favourite English cheese? She strikes me as a cheddar girl. Maybe cheddar? Cheddar. Good answer. Right, Saffron, what's your question? Can you do an English accent? It's all about being English today. I can do a British accent, actually. Eh, that's nice. It's not very well, but I have been working on it. It's not bad. That's good. Ain't bad at all, love. Hey. Okay, ready? Here we go. Oh. My God. There was no manipulation. Who takes me seriously doing that? This is amazing. How many boys have asked you out in the last two months? None. I just can't believe it. No, you should believe it. No. I would tell you, Ryan. We'll keep you here until it changes. I am available. 805-201-027. Now, since no one has asked you out in the last couple of months, do you have a few minutes to stay with us? Yes, why? Meaning you don't have to be somewhere. Oh, yeah, no, definitely. He's not picking you up. I am definitely free. You've got a few minutes. Okay. I like living with my family. What do you like about it? That I can take their food anytime I want. Which is easy, right? I don't have anything to eat. You don't have to worry about anything. That's nice. And my accent now is like a gold, a bright gold, shiny, shimmery one. Thank you. Okay, that's good. I'm thinking about like Amy Poehler in Mean Girls. She's like, I'm the cool mom. Totally. I'm not like a regular mom. I'm the cool mom. I just want to look good for you. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. You do. I'm your Marquise Diamond. You know my song. And I think you are my 14 carry. Oh, man. I wish. Yeah, I think it's opened a lot of windows. A lot of doors. A lot of windows. And windows. Oh, my God, Selena. Okay, take me inside. What are we going to see? Can you tell me what the opening number might be? No, I'm not going to tell you that. But I will say, I know. The heart wants what it wants. Oh, my lanta. No, you didn't. Do you know how much I get that? I didn't realize my songs were, everyone's like, you can't keep your hands to yourself. And is it good for you, Selena? I'm like, what's happening? When did I become that? I'm not hating it. Those are all the best. I feel like you need a check every time someone says that. Send her a check. I'll note that. Obviously, starting with the time change, I get very jet lagged. I'm kind of bouncing around. But, yeah, the food gets a little awkward sometimes. I'm like, where's McDonald's? Moving on, your album, Stars Dance. Have you ever actually tried to make the stars dance? I'm not quite sure how to answer that. I think the ability and wanting to dream and say I can is very confident, which is what the song is saying. How do you think that process would be? I don't even know. Like, you're on a different place right now. I don't know. We called Pandora, and on behalf of us and Pandora Belgium, we have a gift for you. So I'm just going to get that now. There is two. One of them is a jewelry bag. I'm not quite sure what it is. Nice. Should I open it? Is this awkward? There you go. This is awkward. I hope you like Pandora and jewelry. No, this is beautiful. I actually only have two things that I've ever gotten from Pandora. So this is something. Oh, and it fits. That's sweet. Thank you. Perfect. No problem. And thank you for taking the time to speak to us today. And we really look forward to your show. And you too. And to see you later. Yay!