Canadians Respond to Trump's "Love" (Claymation-style Musical)
He said they'd love him again... Canada respectfully disagrees.
This song is a satirical musical, animated in claymation style, that serves as a direct, humorous response to Donald Trump's real-life statement that "Canadians will love us again."
The song is narrated by various Canadian claymation characters, starting with a singing bear in a BC-style river. It catalogues all the reasons why Canadians disagree with Trump's sentiment, pointing to past political and trade disputes (like the "Nasty!" comment and tariffs).
It portrays Canadians actively pushing back by:
Buying local Canadian products ("We're Buying Local").
Building a "Sorry.. Eh Maple Wall" (and dousing a claymation Trump in maple syrup).
Celebrating their own cultural cornerstones, like Tim Hortons and universal healthcare.
Showcasing a variety of Canadian animals (moose, beavers, a lynx, etc.) all voicing their skepticism.
The song contrasts this with a claymation Trump in the Oval Office and a group of American animals (an eagle, bear, bison, etc.) on a polluted stage, all blissfully unaware and singing "They'll love us again!" The central joke is the massive disconnect between Trump's belief and the actual feelings of the Canadians, who conclude, "We love us a lot more than you bought!"
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LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
He's standing in the Oval saying "mark my words"
Canadians will love us, that's what you just heard
While we're up north avoiding every U.S. store
Buddy, read the room—we've shown you the door
[Pre-Chorus]
Tourism's down, whisky's dead
But sure, we'll love you—that's what you said
[Chorus]
"They'll love us again!" Yeah, when hell freezes twice
We're buying local, avoiding your price
You think a handshake's gonna fix your mistakes?
We're booking flights to literally any other place
"They'll love us again!"—oh Donald, dream on
We're staying home until you're gone
[Verse 2]
Carney wore red, you wore blue
Tried so hard but we all knew
You can't annex what you can't respect
Your merger jokes? Yeah, hard reject
[Pre-Chorus]
Ferry's empty, sales collapsed
But sure, our love is coming back?
[Chorus]
"They'll love us again!" Sure, just like before
When you called us nasty and threatened a trade war
We're drinking rye while your bourbon rots on shelves
You can keep your country—we'll keep ourselves
"They'll love us again!"—13% agree
The rest of us? We're good, merci
[Bridge]
You said "They'll walk away happy"
We walked away to Tim Hortons, actually
You think we're desperate for your attention?
Bud, we've got universal healthcare—no tension
[Final Chorus]
"They'll love us again!" When moose start to fly
When we forget the tariffs and every single lie
You burned the bridge then asked us to pay the toll
"They'll love us again!"—oh what a thought
But Donald... we love us a lot more than you bought
[Outro]
Yeah, Canadians will love us again...
Just not you, my friend
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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - The Singing Bear
0:10 - The Big Quote
0:20 - Tourism's Down, Whisky's Dead
0:27 - The American Animals Dance
0:32 - "We're Buying Local" (The Beaver's Song)
0:50 - The Maple Wall Incident
1:00 - The Lynx Has a Point
1:08 - Canadian Rye vs. Bourbon
1:30 - "The rest of us? We're good, merci!"
1:41 - A Trip to Tim Hortons
1:49 - We've Got Universal Healthcare
1:58 - When Moose Start to Fly
2:11 - "We Love Us A Lot More Than You Bought!"
2:33 - A Message from a Bulldozer
#tradewar #claymation #musicalsatire #aianimation