The Lion King - Be Prepared

It's not funny, Ed. Hey, shut up! Will you knock it off? Well, he started it. Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain. Man, I hate dangling. Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be running the joint. Yeah, man, I hate lions. So pushy. And hairy. And stinky. And, man, are they ugly. Oh, surely we lions are not all that bad. Oh, Scar, it's just you. You were afraid it was somebody important. Yeah, you know, like Mufasa. Yeah. I see. Now that's power. Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder. Mufasa. Ooh. Do it again. Mufasa. Ooh. Mufasa. Ooh, it tingles me. I'm surrounded by idiots. Now, you, Scar, I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal. Charmed. Ooh, I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper. Hey, hey, hey. Did you bring us anything to eat, Scar? Old buddy? Old pal? Huh? Didja, didja, didja? I don't think you really deserve this. I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you. And you couldn't even dispose of them. Well, you know, it wasn't as awful as I thought it was alone, Scar. Now, what are we supposed to do? Kill Mufasa? Precisely. That your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are Pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we are talking kings and successions Even you can't be put unawares So prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice and maliciousness Be prepared Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what? For the death of the king. Why, is he sick? No, Foon, we're gonna kill him. And Simba, too. Great idea! Who needs a king? No king, no king, la-la-la-la-la-la Idiots! There will be a king! Hey, but you said... I will be king! Stick with me And you'll never go hungry again! Yeah! Long live the king! He-he-he-he-he-he-he Is great that we'll soon be companions And the king will be our tributor Of course, quid pro quo You're expected to take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I may not receive The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the cool of the pantry Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!