Confession of a Shopaholic being an underrated classic for 4 minutes 26 seconds

No, I really am. I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis? Fish crisis? Fiscal crisis? Fiscal crisis. Terrible. That means you just paid $20, $23 for a hot dog! Suze! Suze! Suze! This is the famous Miss Bluewood. The waitress. Miss Bluewood! Just put it down and sit! You still have the label on your new glasses. Ah, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. That's how you do it in Finland. I'm sorry, because he is her ex-boyfriend. Really? No wonder she didn't bring him home. What's behind you? Oh, it's a naked man. Oh, sorry. I didn't know what it was. It's clearly he's beheaded. Who would do that to him? Do you have a resume for me? I do. Yes, I do. I, um, could pretty much just tell you. That'll be $120. How would you like to pay? Here's $50 in cash. Can you put $30 on this card? $10 on that? $20 on that? Give me the boots and no one gets hurt. Get me! And like you, you're the reason I left Finland. I have an interview in four minutes. They don't hold sale items. It's a desperately important scarf. Desperately important scarf. You know what? It's for my great-aunt. She's very sick. She's in the hospital, actually. Can't you just ask them to turn the heating up? I was once stalked by a dog. You dropped your scarf. She died? Oh, Miss Bloomwood, you have had a very, very tough, um, 25 minutes. If you know how to dress well, why do you come to the office looking like... Did you just type good angles on APRs into Google? Yes. I Googled. Ends. From now... Cake! Yes! Oh, no, no, no! Oh! Oh, not funny. Tiny! Thank you. No, I don't want to be too associated with this magazine. Sorry? Because I just think it would be better to be slightly more of an everyman. Um, a little more ooooh, mysterious. Go on. What would the girl in the green scarf take beyond Luke Brandon? As an investment, you pretty much suck. What? You could turn your desk around and just stare at it all day. I would. I'm not a pervert. Sit down. Rebecca Bloomwood! Hurrah! I'll take your chance. How much did you burn? Earn. Excuse me? Why did you award yourself bonuses... Twenty-four million. ...of twenty-three... Twenty-four. ...billion... Million. Long pause, no answer. Long pause, no answer.