Feeding All Of My Pets!! (We eat a lot over here)

What is happening? Okay, well I'm not holding you like that. So can we just vibe? Excuse the intense yard work going on outside. I don't know. We're cutting down trees because we hate the environment. Okay, I'm not doing this. Lucy's going to be right next to me because she's driving me nuts with the glass surfing. Oh, you tore up my shirt. A lot of you guys have been asking me what the heck do I feed my animals in a day? So I'm gonna, not the leaf blower, so I'm gonna run through that with you guys. I really hope the mic's not picking that up because are we in my front yard? We don't have yard service. Is that even the correct term? Yard service? Lawn service? Hopefully that will be over shortly. Are you being cute? I am going to show you guys absolutely everything I feed my animals every single day. Even though Lucy doesn't give bug, give bug, give, even though Lucy doesn't eat bugs every single day, she's getting bugs today. So let's just, you guys. I'm about to crash out. I don't know. I'm like getting so overstimulated from the yard work going on outside. I hate it. I hate that in trash trucks. It's just so loud for no reason. Anyways, let's just get into it. Let's get into it. I need to go to an asylum immediately. Somebody check me in because I won't. Please don't. So for greens, Lucy will get collard greens. For salad, the guinea pigs and Chester. Oh my gosh, there's just so much going on in my head right now. We'll get romaine lettuce and then Kirby will get, we'll get dandelion greens, a dandelion and then some honeysuckle flowers. So first I'm gonna go ahead and refill their hay. All right, all right you little potatoes. See if we can do Oh my goodness. Oh man, what a mess. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Let me fill this bad boy up. Oh lordy. Made a humongous mess. Oh no, what have I done? And then I'm gonna do the same for Mr. Phil down here. Hi baby. I guess I see you. Yes, I see you. Are you excited? Well, you still have half a bag of hay down here. Oh my, can you guys see through? I hope so because he's really earning the binkies over here. All right, just show me. Here you go baby. Okay, okay, all right. I will be right with you ma'am. Be patient. Let me split up their greens. Here boys, look. Salad, salad, salad. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Not for you Ella. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Next up we have Kirby who's already patiently waiting. Ella, I will feed you in one second. Yum. Kirby, is there anything going on in your brain right now? He's the slowest eater in the world, I swear. And his flowers vary. I don't give him honeysuckles every single day but you know, gotta keep things interesting up in here. He likes to walk all over his greens which is great. We love that. Yeah, he loves his honeysuckles. All right, we'll check on him later because this is gonna be a while. Next we have Lucy who is not in her cage right now because she was driving me insane. Come on, I will feed you now. Okay, okay, I don't know what we're trying to accomplish. All right, do some of her greens. All right, where's my wooder? Here's your collard greens ma'am. Now we're gonna do bugs. For Lucy, it varies. I like to switch things up for her but her favorite is dubia roaches. She loves the dubia roaches. So I'm gonna do dubia roaches and super worms today for her. Her faves. But sometimes I'll do black soldier fly larva calci, calci grubs, as a treat wax worms. It all depends. Do your research on that. She's not really picky. Also this is the best thing I've ever purchased in my life. I hope I'm in the frame. If I'm not, hopefully you can hear me. This is a calcium shaker so obviously the calcium goes in the bottom, the bugs go in here, and you shake it around. The best. I have this in my Amazon store front if you guys are interested. Obviously that's in my link tree, like all my other things, but yeah. All right, let's feed the hungry alligator. Hungry crocodile? I don't know. I don't know. What's that saying? Is it the hungry, hungry caterpillar? It's the caterpillar. Where are my tongs? Oh, here they are. This one feels heavy. I hate a massive roach. I don't want that one. It's too tiny. Stop running. Why do you get reptiles if you're scared of bugs? I'll do anything for this creature, okay? I don't like bugs, but I'll do anything for her. Come here. Open sesame. Open sesame. What is happening? I'm having a rough day with my containers today. Where are my tongs? Lucy. Lucy, be intelligent. Peace. A little bit of peace, please, would be nice. Not that there's ever peace in this bedroom, ever. Bite my finger, that'll be the last thing you ever do. I'm joking. Leave it to me to throw hands with the lizard. I swear I'll do it. When do we get vitamins? Tomorrow. Tomorrow's vitamin day. Friday is vitamin day. Go to your place. Go eat so I can feed Arnold. Bye. Bye now. You and your final brain cell, ma'am. I know you see them. All right, now it's Arnold time. I don't know why I put all of them away when I knew I was gonna be taking them all out again. Ella? Oh, you're going on the internet. You're going on the internet, I swear. Not even the internet. Craigslist. You know how dangerous it is there? Yeah, I said it. I said it. The dark web? Keep pushing it. Keep pushing it. Oh, I don't know what's worse than the dark web, so. Okay, why am I not hearing a click? I don't like. Oh my god, I'm gonna pass out. Ella, I promise I can hear you. I promise. I try to give Arnold 12 feeders a day. He's in his teenage years now. Raising a teenage boy. Lucy. Girl. Girl, you've been fed, my love. You've been fed. I even gave you a couple extra today, so. Go eat your salad. If I could avert your focus to overhear. What? Look at him. Oh, Arnie. Look what mommy has for you. Them ignorant teenage years, I'm telling you. Ella, I'm feeding you. You're next, I promise. All right, well, someone's being camera shy today. I don't know. This curtain needs to go in the garbage. It does. Next up. He's good, but what I feed, um, am I in the picture? Let me make sure. Not really. What I feed my crested gecko is watermelon pangea and the growth and breeding pangea. I combine these. Loves it. Um, I fed him last night, so he doesn't need a new cup at the moment, but that's what I feed my crusty. Kirby. I love Kirby, but look at this. He pushes all of his food out of his bowl, and then it gets covered in substrate. And he knows what he's doing. He does. He's bad. He loves his dandelions. He used to not like dandelions, but now he's like a devourer. Is that a word? If it isn't, now it is. I fed my froggies last night. They're still not tong feeding, which is unfortunate because I really want to tong feed them. Are they both in here? Let's see who we got in here. Oh, we got both sisters. Um, they've been eating out of this cup. Ooh, we did good last night. It's so unfortunate because I want to tong feed them so bad, but they're eating out of a cup, but they're not letting me feed them, which is... I'm gonna choke that up to... Chalk that up, not choke. I'm gonna chalk that up to them just, you know, still adjusting to their environment, but it's sad because I want to, like, tong feed my froggies. Oh, this poor roach. Here, let me flip you over. Poor guy. He was on his back while he's waiting for his demise. At least we can be right side up while we wait. I'm just gonna spritz them a little. They eat dubia roaches. They're not very interested in anything else, which I've come to find. Where's the thing that holds us together? Reggie, what did you do? And I know it was Reggie, too. It was probably me, actually. Sorry, Reg. Moving right along. And then for Chester, he also gets torn up romaine lettuce. Stop, Ella. You can't have the lettuce. He usually gets more than that. I just, I did not get enough, so I'm gonna get more. Uh, I underestimated. I underestimated. And then for pellets, my guinea pigs get oxbow, and then Chester also gets oxbow. Oxbow, I swear, best. Um, and then for Ella, in the morning, she gets a handful of the pro, Purina ProPlan. This is for the big dogs, but she doesn't like the kind for the small dogs. I don't, I don't know. I don't know. Don't ask me. And then for dinner, she gets Ollie. I don't know if you know what that is. Ollie is basically a wet food. It's not a raw food, but it is a wet food, and so healthy. She loves it. She gets half of that for dinner. So, trying to make sure I covered everything. Did I cover everybody? He is still working on it, and I'm not in comfy clothes because they're all dirty. I'm gonna keep reminding y'all that I did create a Snapchat, so you guys can see what's going on hourly over here. Don't forget to add me over there. Trying to hit that 50k mark. It's not going well. Not going well in the, in the slightest. Well, that's okay. That's okay. As long as you guys are enjoying the content over there, over here, everywhere. I'm losing my mind. I hope this video answered some of you guys' questions. If you have more questions, feel free to drop those in the comments. I'll try to get back to those, but I wanted to, you know, touch on some of those questions you guys were asking me over here. It would have been way too long to be a short, so yeah. Can I say, how many times have I said so in the last minute? Can we count? I think she's been acting up because she wants to, like, mate. She wants, she wants. Anyways, if you guys like this video, make sure you like and subscribe, and I will see you guys in the next one. Why'd you just avoid me? I just tried to, like, be cute and, like, what is my life?