The Mask ｜ Stanley Charms The Police ｜ ClipZone： Comedy Callbacks

Stanley, what are you doing here? Luna, hi. I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together alright. That's nice. You know, I hardly ever stop by here. It's kinda hard to believe it was just a garbage heap. Yeah, it's, uh... It's, uh... It's really beautiful. My glasses. The methane emissions really pick up the colors. Are those pinks and greens? Uh... My friend will be along here in a minute. I better go. Stanley, wait! Stanley! Hello, Chérie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? I'd like to think so. Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your paté. I will dip my ladle in your vicious ass! See, it's so cool. I love it! Our love is like a red, red rose, and I am a little pony. Je t'adore. Je te window. I don't care! This is Kelo. I need backup, and I need it now. Cigarette? Nope. Now, Black Napoleon, I will divide and conquer. Epkes! Police! Merde. Freeze! Put your hands up. But you told me to freeze. All right, all right, I'll freeze. You're under arrest. No. It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man. All right, I confess. I did it, you hear? And I'm glad. Glad, I tell ya! What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? What are they gonna do? Sorry, son. That's not my department. Sergeant! Ow! Where's a camcorder when you need one? Ah, looks like it's gonna be a long night. My wife's gonna kill me. What is it, Murray? Cops got your pal Epkes staked out at Landfill Park. Let me cover it, Murray. I really need this story. And then you can go home to Claire. Oh, I don't know. Peggy, Ramsey said... I will take care of Ramsey. Thanks a million. I owe you one. Where are the big sunglasses? Bighorn. Smallmouth bass. Wow. Bowling pin. Mouse trap. Rubber chicken. Little to the left. That's it. I don't know. Any eyeball glasses? I've never seen those before in my life. Bazooka? I have a permit for that. Picture of Killaway's wife? What? Uh-oh. Margaret! You son of a bitch! Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... You married her! Aaaaah! That's gotta hurt. Get him! Doyle! Come over and put your hands over your head or we'll open fire! Hit it! And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring and a kettle Singing a song all the day long If you like the beat Take a lesson from Cuban feet And that's it, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo Here in Mardi Skies Oh, Bowie's the hottest guy In Havana Si, senorita, I know that you would like a chicky-po-chick It's very nice So full of spice I'll place my hand on your hip and if you will just kiss me your hand Then we shall try Shouts you and I All right! Not bad. Shut up and help me down! All right. And I'll give you some chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom You start dancing, I'll blow your brains out Give me that thing! See ya! There he is! Let's get a snap out of it! Come on, this dance is over! Let's go! Follow me!