Kim Kardashian Gave Us A Therapy Session...

First things first, Kim. Thank you for coming. Is this lighting like orange? No. It's a bit. It's good? It's streamer lighting. This is the time for us right here. Because you know you are my therapist. Yes. Forget us our problems. Last year, we had a lot of problems. Yeah. And we want to take this time right here. Why are you mad at me? Huh? I haven't seen you since the last session. I know. Yeah, we want to make sure. Chat, you want to hug her? I think you might have to go closer a little bit. I don't know if you can hear you. Hold on. Can you hear her, Chat? You see her? I can hear her. You think she should move up? Yeah. You think I should move up? Can I move up? Yeah. Chat might have to open their ears. I ain't going up. That's fine right there. Talk real quick. This lighting is very orange. Hold on. Let me get it. You guys look fly. Thank you so much. I actually picked out everybody's outfits. You did? How does it look? Do you guys have stylist? It's great. Better. For sure better. Can y'all hear her, Chat? Yes. No. Yes. No. Production coming. No, you guys. Did you have fittings? You guys look really good. Ray, how are you? I haven't seen you in so long. How we looking, Chat? Okay, yes. Okay, let me sit right here. Okay. So Kim, right? Last time we was here, there was a lot of kitchen crash outs, okay, where this guy he had a problem with everything that was going on every single time last year. And... Well, Kim... Wait, hold on. I'm just gonna tell him. A lot of things, you know, kind of, like, got bad throughout the month. So I wanted to take this time to, you know, just have him say his word or have him be able to go around. Talk to me. What happened? First of all... And how are you gonna do it differently? First of all, how are you? Speak up. I'm good. This is wonderful meeting you. I'm really good. So nice to meet you. They think I be having my own problems and stuff. I got nothing wrong with me. I just don't agree with everything. You feel me? Like, don't you agree? Do you agree with everything people know right now? No. That's so good. That's what that was. Everybody wanna just go against the ass Kim. So every day you have a problem with everybody, but when she's here, you don't wanna listen out. Check this out. That's a problem. Hand on my face, cut me off. I'm talking to Kim Kardashian. That's a problem. Is that not a problem? That's a problem. No, but he, but he acting nervous right now. I'm never nervous. I talk to him every day. Every single time we got a problem. Now he don't wanna talk. I just took an IV. This ain't sweat. I'm just hydrating. I think that Kai's always a problem, but he never takes that seriously. He don't take accountability. He's the problem. Yeah. You wanna know how you're a problem? He already thought of his head before we got in here not to put deodorant on so he could promote tone. That's a problem. Everything is a marketing scheme. I took a coconut flavor. You feel me? Yeah. I like, I like this. You really went there? No, you really went there? For the deodorant? No, you really, as soon as she came around, you going to do the same thing? I'm just trying to talk to Kim Kardashian. I've never met you before. You met me and Ty. I've never met you before. I've never met Kim Kardashian in my life. You know what I'm saying? My old man. I'm Typhoon Clover. Nice to meet you. Desmond. So nice to meet you. That's a rock right there. I don't know. That's crazy. Thank you. I love it. Thank you. Okay, so you were acting crazy last stream. So what are you going to do differently? Act crazier? No, I got closer to God. So from that stream to this stream, I got way closer to God. I calmed down a lot. I mean, he's my brother right here. I'm not acting crazy. Do any of you guys genuinely get jealous of each other? Oh, I just raised my hand. Never. No. Jealous? Power in numbers. You never should. No, we don't. We don't be jealous. You got to appreciate. Are you genuinely happy for each other? Yes. Genuinely. Yeah. Only times, like, Ty will probably take his shirt off when I can't take my shirt off at the pool. Shit like that. I'm like, yeah, put your shirt on. Shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that. I'm going to be honest. Yeah. Shit like that. So you're jealous of him? You're jealous of his body? Yeah, because now I promise to commit myself to the gym this whole month. So why? Why would you be jealous of my body? Because why would you be jealous of his body? I'm not jealous. It's my body. See, that's what I'm saying. Don't do that. Y'all got to understand what he's saying now. You got to understand what he's putting down. Girls, I feel that. Thank you. You got to understand what he's putting down. How do you feel that? How do you understand that? You need. Because if someone else has a really good body, then you would be envious. I wouldn't say jealous. I never said that. But then you got to get in the ******* gym. There's no excuses. My biggest pet peeve in life is when someone complains about something and doesn't act on it. So you have the power to change that about yourself. I could say the body is very cheap. Cheap. Very cheap. Is this what I thought you were saying? Mira, I just want to say that you are very beautiful, one of a kind. Light top. talking to her friend about Thank you so much. Streaming University. We did some of that. Who really surprised you as someone that stood out? I think from the outside, who I thought stood out. But who do you think? Who surprised you in that? Tota. I thought that I had a big, big, big time. Shibuya University, bro. Yeah. Tell her what you did for Shibuya University. What you say? Tell her what you did for Shibuya University. Oh yeah, my fault. He's Brazilian. I was like, how's it, how's it? Like, you good? Oh, man. Like, oh. Shibuya University is very crazy. Very people is my stream. I like it. Very good. I'm going to Brazil soon. Oh, she's going to Brazil. You're going to Brazil? Yes. Date? In October. In October? Yeah. Oh, very good. Coming back. Yeah. You can show her around. Yeah. Yeah, very crazy. Rio de Janeiro, you going Rio de Janeiro? Or no? I don't know yet. Ah, you don't know? I don't know yet. Oh, you going Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro. The best city. Okay. Very good. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But other than that, you know, we've been having a lot of great streams, you know. I'm about to be in Fortnite. So it's about to be fun. Yes, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to be having fun. And I think everybody's been having a great time. But it's been a long time. She said somebody stood out to her at Shibuya University. Who stood out to you at Shibuya University? I mean, just from like an outsider that doesn't know a lot about streaming, I thought like DDG. Okay. Thank you, love. Sorry, sorry. I don't know what you mean. Okay. What, what? Wait, am I offending? No, it's okay, it's okay, yeah. Okay. Just, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, a lot of the students did do good, especially the smaller ones. Had a good time. But yeah, so like, but after I met with you, that month was a long month. Like, he was asking people to hop on the square. Every time we had to go and get cereal. Rakai is doing a lot of great stuff. He's not doing his homework on time. Like, he got to start this month. I don't want him to do his homework. I don't give a damn. If, if goddamn no school was started, you're going to start that goddamn homework. Cause you too young to be on the video games all day. We be in the gym, you be waking up late. You got to do your homework, man. You have to. I don't believe in homework. That's it. That's what I knew. I knew it. You know what I'm saying, bro? And I knew it. Like, what is homework? What's homework? No, but I'm going to tell you why. Because like, You got to go home and then come. You got to go to school for eight hours a day. When they come home, like they need to also then do sports, have a party, spend time with their family. I think the homework should be left for like in school. You, like you shouldn't have to, like, You'll be a good teacher. Thank you. You'll be a good teacher. No, but his actual school, you know, it starts September. So the only way that he's going to graduate, he got to do all his homework every single time at home. You know, everybody will be watching while he's here. Yeah. You feel me? So he'll be doing the online stuff. Well, I do online. Well, you have to do, yeah, online. You have to do it. Yes, ma'am. So you don't think, So besides that, So you don't think at all, he should be doing homework? Why should he have to? That's hard. I think he should be doing the work. Definitely do the work, but just not homework. Obviously you're homeschooled, so it's a different story. But if you go into school or you stay online and you're doing your school eight hours a day, the last thing you want to do is then get off of your school program and then do a book report. You should be doing that with your professor and with your teacher. And eight hours a day is enough of school work, in my opinion. I wish old mothers grew up like that. That's smooth. That's a smooth saying right there. I'm telling you. Eight hours is not enough of school work. Don't work that hard. It's not to say like not to do it. It's just like, there's a time and for the time. Give a round of applause for that. That was great. I'm thinking of it from a perspective. You feel me? Because a lot of the times, like I wake up, I get mad at him. You know, at last shower, I do a lot of things. It's like, damn, sometimes he just wants to be a kid. You know? Kind of want to be home. Especially with a career? Yeah. Like you're doing more than a lot of people and that's a lot of pressure. So to do your work, then you're just- You know what? That being said, that being said, we're going to just make this the last homework-a-thon. So he's going to do homework the whole month. But after this month, but after this month- Hello. But after this month, can you go to your homework-a-thon? No, no, no. I think it's the month you go to your homework-a-thon. That's it. No, it's the last one. It's the last one. No, you really are not a son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Ask him a smart question. You need a smart answer. Yeah, ask him a question. Ask him anything. Watch this. He's in 10th grade, but you can ask him a- 11th grade. Maybe like 7th or 6th grade. Small class. Okay, I really just know a lot about the law. Okay. Constitutional law. Do you know that? Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know. Constitutional laws. Yeah, yeah. What are the president's powers? Do you know the powers of the president? What the president has the power to do? Okay, I'm gonna ask you specific things. Yeah, yeah. Yes or no? Yeah, yes or no. Does the president have the power to declare war? Yes. No. Yes, you could. No. Trump just bombed Iran. No. What are you talking about? Trump just bombed Iran. He's not lying. Does the president have the power to call on- He probably do know what you're talking about. Nah, I didn't hear something like that. So who bombed Iran? Trump? Yes? I think he did know what you're talking about. I didn't hear that. What? No, I said another question then to answer that maybe. Does the president have the power to deploy the troops? To fight, to- Declare war. To declare- Not to declare war. To fight the troops. But does the president have the power to like, call on troops and send troops out to different countries? Oh. Oh, yeah. Yes, so that's why he can do the bombing, but not declare war. Does the president have the power to print money? No. Angela, I don't even know these questions. Correct. No. Angela, I don't know these. Ask him anything simpler. I'm telling you. I'm telling you what he did. You told her what you done dealt with, nigga. Name five West Coast states. Dang. Five West Coast states? Oh, West Coast. West Coast. I don't know if y'all did that, so I don't know if they did that. You should've sent the photos. Nigga, West Coast, nigga. South Carolina, North Carolina, nigga. You see? South Carolina, North Carolina. Okay, I take back my homework comments. Yeah, exactly. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know West Coast. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Dang. I don't know what's going on. You never did like, burger, fries, and waffles. He thought it was the calves in it. You never did like, like, at the end, never eat soggy waffles. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying, I stay in the North, so I don't read no orders. Yeah, so North, East, South. So we're in the West, and I'm not a geography person, but California's in the West. Oh, never eat soggy. You know, that's how I learned it in school. Yeah, never eat soggy waffles. I mean, that should be like, my kids' names, but like, it was never eat soggy waffles. Wait, so you wouldn't think, well, being a teacher, like, the way you explain it is like, healthy. Yeah, it is. No, I've never heard that. Learned it a lot in a very short time. I don't like homework, so I can't do that, like, after school. It's really hard for me. Right, right. I just went to school. Well, matter of fact, ask him a question. I want to just like, you owe me. I know my stuff. Okay, no, just ask him a simple question. I know my stuff. Okay, what is five times five? 25. Okay. What is three times five? 15. Yeah. 15. What is seven times five? Seven times five? 21. See? This is what I need to find. No, it's 35. Boom! Make us look good, bro. Come on, man. This is campaign. You know what? Math isn't so much my thing, so I guess. Well, you just got that opportunity. No, you really mean it. It's very much like. There's no talking. You're like, you need to try to like, teach your kids in like, or even like that. I like to find what they, well, they need to know the basics, obviously, but I have one child who really hates school, and so you have to get creative. So like, instead, she takes Japanese class or fashion design and has to like, you know, do more like, tallying up of different numbers in other ways, but she still goes to school, but it's a fight. So if you find something that you really love to do and figure out how to make it fun, it's just a challenge. So you wouldn't smack your kid on the back of their neck if they get a question wrong for some ---- like that. That's the ---- my dad was doing to me. Like an epic. Like a Johnny. That's the one. Like, yeah, like. Whoa! You see the apples? You watch it. It's the only one in my life. Put your hand out. Don't see through it. All the apples he was left over. You get that one. Like, it's about five. To the back of the neck. That's how I was my backstory, my mom and dad. What was your issues? Yeah, what was the issue that you had to roll? My issue, I generally feel like I take on a role a lot. I have the role a lot of people don't really. I'm gonna be honest. I have an issue with a lot of things. Like, one, two, three, was sharing a room. Him not cleaning after himself. And who's the? That's really important. And he tell us. He said me? Yeah, he is dirty. Word to my mother? No, I'm not going for none of that dirty ----. But listen, hold on. Yo, that's, that's, it's gonna raise, it's gonna raise rates. He just, bold faced liar that you don't even know me from a hole in the wall. Now you gonna think I'm dirty, Kim? Word to my mother, I'm not dirty. I'm on a project, but I'm not dirty. You're not dirty? Word about Odysseus, don't brush his teeth. How you mad? Does he call you dirty? How you call me dirty? You trying to promote something. That's two different things. No, listen, in my home. No, no, no. Communication is key. I got you, ma. You gotta listen to me. I'm talking to you. Why are you talking to me? Because you're dirty as hell. I said, what you brought you dirty? Say it out. Walk in. I can hang you, Kim. You was so broke. Okay. Kim, what's up, Kim? You remember that? Okay. You're not dirty. That's a good way to say it. You're not dirty, you're not messy. No. It's okay. You're messy. That's a lot like this. Listen, you're messy, and your hygiene. You're filthy. That's all you are. You're filthy, Schmoyoho. You are filthy. You talking about his hygiene? Your breath always smells like that. I have done you? Nah. It's because you right here. I'm a big fan of you. I love you to death. Them niggas is lying. His ---- is toasty smooth. Smell his breath Kim. Smell his breath Kim right now. Smell his breath Kim. I'll work out for the rest of the month. He said I'll work out for the rest of the month. Smell his breath Kim. His breath is like trash. I'm telling you. You heard me KC? Shut up. He's my man alone. He's not dirty. That's like a given. What happened? There is an electric flosser that I saw in the TikTok shop. I'm going to send it to you. I'll be getting ---- off TikTok. I got my bed in New York over to that shop. How do you floss? You talk about his hygiene. How do you floss? You said that from a cartoon. That's how you floss though. What do you want me to do? Let me speak. You're not dirty. You're messy. That's a different. You're my man. Do you want to know his problem? I want to know all of your problems. Why is it always me? I'm not going crazy. He falls for the rage bait every time. You know what rage bait means? When somebody tries to bait him to cause rage. He falls for it every single time. He needs to grow. You need to grow up. I need to grow up? I'm growing. I'm growing up. I take accountability for every action I do. Wrong and good. I don't lie to nobody. I'm not scared of nobody. I'm a grown man. I take care of my mom, my baby sister. I'm grown. I believe you. I wouldn't hate to be in a fight with you though. I believe you. When I was speaking on him I was not even trying to say anything. I was just speaking on the problems I had last year that I don't want to deal with this year. It was mainly messes in the house and in the room. I'm spotless. It's so hard. You guys are here for 30 days. You can't get away from each other. Can I ask you two questions? Ask me. Pay attention. I'm so filthy. Who glasses are those broken? Who microphone is that broken? Irresponsible. Nobody picked it up. Who is that? Who else is that? I don't know who that is. Don't talk to the men. I'm not talking to you. I'm not going to raise me. I'm going to say the truth. He's lying. I'm going to be honest. The dirtiest is you. Out of all of us, and we're talking about the last mobbing. He is definitely the dirtiest. Let's go to the opposite. Who's the cleanest? I can be honest. Wendy. Thanks for the $100 gift. Wendy Ortiz. Wait. I'm going to be real. The second cleanest? I'm going to be real. I'm clean. Keep it zero. The second cleanest is him. Then him. You see his room? In the clover house. You see his room? I don't even know what you're talking about. In the clover crib? You don't know what I'm talking about. In clover? None of this is cleaner than me. You don't brush your eyes. I don't want to speak. I'm really the calm one out of everybody. I watch everything go on. This guy is dirty. He's like a car. I walk in your room. Your floor looks like your back. You have to clean it for him. He's dirty. It's clean. You're always in my room. I'll be honest. Listen. Calm down. The cleanest is Talib. The dirtiest is Raqqa. Case closed. How do you... Because I know that you just like... How do you... I have a girlfriend. North loves her. Do they come over to the house? You don't get any time with your girlfriends when you're here? We have cleaners every day. Our cleaners every day are going to be able to help us. I wasn't suggesting that the girlfriends clean. I was just curious about your relationships. We don't know yet. They don't have a relationship. I'm single. Me and Reggie are single. Me and Reggie. Do you have a girlfriend? No. That's really crazy. He knows he has a girlfriend. You can't do that. Don't ask me. You can't raise me. I'm way too atrophied. You know that. He knows me. When he knows he can't raise me to somebody, he'll just slowly... How old is North? She's 12. North is watching. North is watching? What's up North? Saint is in the back. Hi Saint. I like Saint. He's my man. W Saint. W Saint in chat. I'm not going to lie. Everything we talk about is going to stay between us. This is muted. What? Really? He's just trying to rage bait you. I'm trying to rage bait you. By the way, nothing can rage bait me. I am like... Can I ask your relationship status? I ain't no cop. What is your relationship status? You can't get rage baited? I think you can get rage baited. The only people that can get me in that rage is one of my sisters. Or my mom. Are we good? Y'all show was fire. The Kardashians. Real niggas was watching. Real niggas. On heat. Keeping up with the Kardashians. The whole family was bad. 52. I have one request. I want to be a model for the male skims. If that's possible. I have another request. Can I have a billion dollars? I have another request. Can I have two billion dollars? I have another request. Can I see your house? I have another request. Can I drive one of your cars? I have another request. Can I borrow the jet? No to that one. So everything is a yes? Everything is a yes but the jet? But the jet. Because you guys are spending the night here. I did bring skims. For everyone. They're all in the closet. We got skims? Skims I appreciate it. We got skim pajamas? I didn't plan on washing up. We just want to say. I see the shoes. Rob Dillahan, Aaron Donald, Shea Alexander. Who's the last person? Punga. As soon as I get my skims back. Because we lack on pajamas. There's racks. There's a bunch in the back too. It's all pajamas. Calm down. We'll pick tonight. I'm modeling. You can try it on. I can tell you if you can be in it. We can do a quick little fashion show. Later. We're going to get to that. Thank you so much. Now that's what I'm saying. If you're paying attention to the models that are being selected. They don't body shape. We should do an A.M.P. Skims campaign. That would be crazy. When you put this on tonight. Maybe. It was so packed in here. What would be your general advice? Your general advice. To us for this month. Clean your room. Mentally though. You know what's crazy? You see how long it took you to... That was one problem we had. Do you know it's a hundred other things we can't even speak on? You know what the biggest problem is? We can't even communicate. That's the biggest problem. You guys should just have a house. I've never met nobody that said I was dirty. What are your other problems? Going in. Lying. Cleaning. Cleaning is not a problem for everybody. You keep saying it. Super dirty. You keep saying it. She heard you. It's not that. I'm not dirty. Accountability. Self-awareness. Respect. How we speak to one another. When do you know when you've taken it too far? I think I know a way we can deal with all these problems. Kim. Have you ever heard of the noodle game? I have. You want to play? Yes.