Have you ever seen ANYTHING like it? Stranger Goals: Premier League Compilation.

Four from Schneidlein, continues his run up. Natasha Pele, what an extraordinary own goal from Virginie. Tim Howard will take the acclaim. It bounced right over Bogdan, and it's 1-0 Everton in bizarre circumstances. Selby's corner. Agger, Gerrard, oh, this time it does go in. It's gone in off-fail, Liverpool knew they had to get a goal, and it's come around in a rather fortuitous way. Antonio is in behind here. Mikko and Antonio for West Ham, down he went. Oh, it could be in, it is! West Ham are level. It looped past the cover back, and West Ham are back on level terms. Mikko and Antonio with a messy finish. The ball is given away, Torres looks at the referee for permission to continue. Passes it on to Coutts! What a calamity. This is the incident. There's Michael Turner. It's a static ball, he rolls it back, he's wanted to roll it back to his goalkeeper to take it from a certain area. I think Michael Turner's just rolling it back to Simon Mignolet for him to take the set-piece. Fernando Torres is very sharp, he looks towards Stuart Atwell, says, is he allowed, Stuart Atwell gives him the thumbs-up, he picks out Dirk Coutts, and it's a simple finish for the Dutchman. Stone. And is that an own goal? It is! Off Popovic! And how uncanny, how bizarre is that? It's 3-1, and that is one of the craziest own goals you'll ever see. Oh, Lloris in trouble. And Ings has bundled the ball in. Southampton have an equalising goal. He's got plenty of time here, Hugo Lloris, to launch this. Changes his mind here, goes for the drag back. And then he's in a real mess. And these two sides kick off in contrasting form. Stoke are out of the relegation zone, only on goal difference. Southampton only out of the Champions League places by a point. Could be in trouble straight away! What an incredible beginning to the game. Asmir Vekovic has scored in the Barclays Premier League inside the first 30 seconds, and it's taken everyone by surprise. Intelligent run from Sasha Rita, Rhys is in the middle and that was it, and that's a miscue clearance, which has gone in! That happened, from Vincent Kompany. A moment to forget for him, and Joe Hart, and Manchester City, but Craven Cottage celebrates. A freak goal. Kosta having a scamper, and... Aubameyang has blocked the clearance, and that's what happens. Leno got away with it at his end, but Kosta hasn't. And against the run of this early ten minutes, Watford are behind for the crazy goal. We talk about the Watford pressing, Arsenal have shown that they can do it as well. Now, Earnshaw could get his first touch. Oh, Don has put it in! And a calamitous piece of defending from Manchester City. And that sickly feeling in the pits of the City players and their fan stomachs, a freak goal. Lee Carslay! And the goalkeeper, for the first time, calamity for Pepe Reina. Reid, he's done well. Threatening here from Sunderland, it'll fall for Bent! The stadium of light erupts! It's the man in form who strikes the first blow, giving Steve Bruce's Sunderland the lead inside five minutes. With the aid of a balloon, perhaps, with the aid of a touch off Glenn Johnson, perhaps. But the scent of an upset is growing ever stronger. Alexander-Arnold, up by Zouma, is keeped by Van Dijk. Oh! Pickford, pickford! Nicole to the... Oh, it's a gentle back pass from Trippier, which rolls all the way in and decides it in the most bizarre, chaotic manner. Lloris simply turned and in despair watched. Kieran Trippier has probably rolled spurs out of the title race. Horrible. Truly horrible.