THE ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY TO A WOMAN - PETE LEE STANDUP COMEDY
You're gorgeous.
Yeah.
Do other pregnant women hate you?
Because you're glowing and you're all pretty and stuff.
I'm not pregnant now.
Oh.
I just made the one mistake
that you don't want to make.
Alright.
I'm going to retire from comedy.
I'm going to go now.
You don't look pregnant.
At all.
Oh boy, am I embarrassed.
No, you're 14 months old.
Okay, I for some reason
thought you were pregnant for
14 months.
None of my
explanations are getting me out of this.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just up here. Do pregnant women hate you?
Not specifically.
That's a weird group to have against you.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I remember the details wrong.
I will say one thing.
If it turns out that you're pregnant
right now and you don't even know it
and you test for it in the next couple weeks
I would like an apology.