Mike has a crush on an intern (Troian Bellisario)

Excuse me, can you tell me where Jim O'Donnell's office is? That depends. What do you know about immigration law? What are we talking, visas? Or are you trying to process a labor certification? You know about immigration law. Doesn't everybody? Okay, tough guy. What do you think about my strategy on this? I think it's a winner. Why is that? Because everyone knows Gonzalez versus State of Maryland was a kick-ass precedent, but your case is better. It was a kick-ass precedent, but I'm not sure that my case is better. Oh, it is. Well, what about Viteri versus... Trust me, it's better. Viteri needed magic dust and a sympathetic judge to win. Have we met? Nope. But I'm Mike, by the way. Claire. Are you sure? Because you look very familiar. Oh, that's probably because I've been delivering packages to your office for the last two months, but you haven't given me the time of day because you didn't think I was smart enough for you. It's 9.15. Wait, that worked? It's working so far, but I'm going to need to know your full story if it's going to keep working. Well, I'll tell you the full story once you give me your phone number. I'll give you my phone number when I know the full story. How about this? I'll tell you everything you want to know at dinner tomorrow night. In that case, I'll show you where Jim O'Donnell's office is. Jim O'Donnell's office? Where do you think I just came from? That's it? Yep. All you have to do is pick one of two characters. Whichever character I don't pick is removed from film history forever. It's like they never existed. It's a piece of cake. Okay. Han Solo or Indiana Jones? I'm out. What's the problem? You just said it was going to be a piece of cake. The problem is you just picked the two greatest characters of all time. You're right about that. I'm sorry. Let me start with something easier for you. All right. Butcher Sundance. Check, please. Yeah, we're done. No. This is really nice. Yeah, I'm having a really good time, too. So when do I get to hear the answer to what you do besides being a bike messenger? Who says I do anything? Look, Mike, there's nothing wrong with being a bike messenger. But I'm serious about my life. I'm not going to law school just to cash out. I really want to help people. Mike, bike messengers don't help people. No, not in the way that a man I want to be in a relationship with does. Well, then today is your lucky day. I knew it. Where do you go? You first. Where do you go? NYU. Columbia. Hi, I got a delivery for Zoltan Friestmeister's son. I'm afraid there's no one in this office with that name. I'm afraid you're mistaken. Really? Because I'm willing to bet that there's no one on this planet with that name. OK, fine. If you could just point me towards Kumquat McGilligutty's office, I'll be on my way. I certainly did not bike down here with two fictitious deliveries just to tell you what a great time I had last night. Good, because I have a lot of work to do. So if you could please just hop on that little bike of yours. Yeah, sure. Yeah. We finished flirting with Quicksilver here. You might want to get down to INS. Hector Suarez just got taken in. His visa's expired. They're going to send him back to the Dominican Republic. Hey, maybe I can help. No offense. I don't know how. No, no, no, Nathan. He's not just a bike messenger. He's in law school. Really? Where are you in law school? Uh, Columbia. And he happens to know visas better than either one of us. Well, I really can't pay you, so... No, I don't need any money. I just want to help. All right, Columbia. Be my guest. Got a hearing Tuesday morning, 9 a.m. Mike, that is amazing. Thank you. Oh, no. Don't thank me yet. I haven't even done any... Um, this might not be relevant, but... I actually saved Kumquat McGilligutty's life this morning, so... I'm gonna go do some work. Thank you.