3 Years of Dual Sport and Off Road Motorcycle Fails, Crashes, and Drops: Dork's "Greatest" Hits

Hello everyone and welcome back to the Dorkside. I am the Dork in the Road and today is a very special presentation. I've cut together for you Dork's Greatest Hits. That's right, all of the crashes and fails from the last three years of making videos here on YouTube right here in one compilation. So enjoy watching me suck over the last three years. These clips are in chronological order starting from my earliest clips to my latest clips and the latest clips at the end even include footage from a few videos that have not yet been released. So there is never before seen crash footage in this video. Enjoy that. Hope you enjoyed the video. Please feel free to laugh at me. That's literally why I made this video. This guy, oh, oh, oh, oh, put my foot down. My strap popped. Keep the throttle down up that hill. I'm down. Sideways. Hey, guess what? What? I'm down again. I'm down, by the way. Knee pads for the win. Oh, I've got a heinous cramp right now. Look at my tire. Yeah, nothing there. I'm down. I think we're getting heavy. It's made of metal. Why don't you ever fall down? It makes me feel better. Slow in, fast out of the corners, all that. Oh. I'm going to come up here. I'm going to go right because that's where 18 goes. Alright. About LAN management, not about recreational. All right. Slow down, because you're getting far away. If I'm getting static, that was weird. Are you OK? Did you go down? Interesting. So, I've lost duck fan on the intercom. I don't think I'm that far ahead of him. Should be right behind me. Duck fan. Oh, he's got his own map You took the wrong trail you're on 19 Are you coming back? Yeah. Hey You missed the turn bro Apparently and then I started to lose you and I was like he's getting way out ahead of me So I started cranking. No, man, if I lose you I stopped. Okay And he is Going ball out. I did say turn right at the junction. Yeah Do you not see it? I don't know. Why do I keep stopping on things? I Mean, this is just sand I'm not sure. I want to follow you Yeah, this might be bad You might have to walk it we are not the right kind of bikes with the right kind of tires I'm gonna get really good at turning around today. I Thought you were getting really good at turning around. Huh? Well, that's embarrassing. Well, here's what I've learned Don't talk about how good you are at not falling down. You know what some people would edit that out me Nah, why are you going around the obstacle course? Oh, I need you to go through and show me the best line. Okay? No, I just did it you missed it dude, you're fast, I know I'm pretty sure if I even oh attempted that Yeah, I almost saved it almost, baby What did I hit like a rock shifted under me? I need a picture of that. I hit something here that rock Maybe it's shifted out front tire lost Oh Okay, yeah, let's get the wind up I mean Tell me you got that I think I did flashback You okay I think I did and a flashback. Oh, I caught my foot. Oh Yeah, that's my worst crash ever oh, yeah, what I even catch I tagged I guess the side of that I don't even know my phone is perfectly fine. Oh Sorry man, yeah one behind me Whoa, it's a big hill climb on the other side of this. Oh No, I'm missing it. Oh Duck fan goes down finally You all right, can you get your leg out you're posing for me that's nice what happened you get slippery Damn dude, that's I'm glad you're okay Creek with a big hill climb That's what I should be feathering the clutch No, it's not happening it's not happening It's not a good place for it Sorry, man. Oh, I think I can get it I'm trying to tractor it too hard and and not get it any clutch and the engines dying on me I've never picked this one up by myself before Go up the side on a skinny ledge. Oh She's down Speak of the devil rut ruts got me. Okay. Yeah the rut. I don't know what got me there. This isn't even anything crazy Falls go I've had worse. Oh, yeah, look at that fuel flowing out on the ground Look at that Just dumping everywhere. She's probably super flooded. Let's see. Oh My gear shift is Obliterated look at that. Huh? Okay, folding gear shift helpful. Just bend it back All right, there's those washouts are always talking about I just totally tatered my camera I don't even know what happened there So so much just I'd like to leave it on the ground and take a picture Um, I don't want the carburetor dumping fuel everywhere This loose get an eye man sometimes We don't get along you're gonna kickstand turn that you're gonna try to do it sitting on it kickstand turns easier Whoa, oh, you're right, okay. What happened there? You're right, okay. Fuck what happened there? You good You just scared the ---- out of me Well well you may need a new dash cluster and All the handlebars are just bent down I think I don't think I know how bent there oh Okay, okay, you're good though, that's my major concern here. Oh lordy. Here we go Sliding sideways is not not that not the move. Oh, I'm back. Come on. Oh Pop me in a neutral dude Oh You need help I'm gonna get you on the good video. Oh You might have to come out the other way or just spin it to win it I'm like not recording you with a good camera because I'm stupid. There is Yeah, you're kidding I'm down. Yeah bike still running somehow Well, what I did was I sat down Sat down not forward and you missed it. I told you there's gonna be a wipeout today Yeah, well, well, that's good There he is he's on the ground he looks okay. Oh Okay, yeah, don't hit me I barely was able to stop I'm back I'm gonna go down give you a little run out in case you need it. Oh Oh, dude This stuff is so that's one each. Oh, dude, I think I got it. I think I got it This one the landing is a little downhill Well, I was halfway down when I said that Dude no, I got my bike pointed uphill. No, no. Oh My god, no, not bad. I just Landed funny. I think oh Dude, come on. I can hit this jump as I'm saying I don't like the run out and then you're like, oh it sucked So I locked up the rear trying to slow down That it's gonna be a kick-ass replay because I literally did a 180 the bike is pointed up the trail I Was headed that direction. I Flipped it all the way Hi, I dude, I almost crashed like That was the first time I've ever successfully went in doubt throttled out. Oh my god You got tell me you got that. Oh Yeah, get it All right, here comes my glove into the puddle crossing Yeah, it's it's sketchy in there Dude are you okay? You okay? You need help. Oh Yeah Oh, yeah, I'm fine Get your bike out your exhaust is underwater skloosh dude Damn it You taught me you did it that right in there sucks. Whatever it is. It's not awesome You are dripping. It's just pouring off of him This might be the best video I've ever made that's it three years worth of fails Did you enjoy the video which fail was your favorite? 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