In which John Green teaches you about the Cold War, which was occasionally hot, but on average, it was just cool. In the sense of its temperature. It was by no means cool, man. After World War II, there were basically two big geopolitical powers left to divide up the world. And divide they did. The United States and the Soviet Union divvied up Europe in the aftermath of the war and then proceeded to spend the next 45 years fighting over the rest of the world. It was a great ideological struggle, with the US on the side of capitalism and profit, and the USSR pushing Communism, so-called. While both sides presented themselves as the good guy in this situation, the COLD reality is that there are no good guys. Both parties to the Cold War engaged in forcible regime changes, built up vast nuclear arsenals, and basically got up to dirty tricks. If you had to pick a bad guy though, we would point out that the USSR had no intention of bringing Laika the Cosmonaut Dog home alive. That poor dog never had a shot.
Hi, I'm John Green, this is Crash Course World History, and today we're going to talk about
the Cold War, which actually lasted into my lifetime, which means that I can bore you
with stories from my past like your grandpa does.
When I was a kid, they made us practice hiding under our desks in the event of a nuclear
attack because, you know, school desks are super good at repelling radiation.
Mr. Green, Mr. Green, right, remember in elementary school there was this special guest who defected
from the Soviet Union and he had, like, this crazy Russian accent and he kept going on
about how Reagan should spit in Gorbachev's face instead of signing treaties with him?
And I was like, whoa, dude, calm down, you're in a room full of third graders.
And then for months afterward, on the playground, we'd play Reagan-Gorbachev and spit in each
other's faces.
Those were the days.
Sometimes I forget that you're me, me from the past.
Yeah, it's just really nice to talk to you and feel like you're listening.
You're boring, cue the intro.
So the Cold War was a rivalry between the USSR and the USA that played out globally.
We've tried to shy away from calling conflicts ideological or civilizational here on Crash
Course, but in this case, the clash of civilizations model really does apply.
Socialism, at least as Marx constructed it, wanted to take over the world, and many Soviets
saw themselves in a conflict with bourgeois capitalism itself.
And the Soviets saw American rebuilding efforts in Europe and Japan as the US trying to expand
its markets, which, by the way, is exactly what we were doing.
So the US feared that the USSR wanted to destroy democratic and capitalist institutions, and
the Soviets feared that the US wanted to use its money and power to dominate Europe and
eventually destroy the Soviet system.
And both parties were right to be worried.
It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Now, of course, we've seen a lot of geopolitical struggles between major world powers here
on Crash Course, but this time, there was the special added bonus that war could lead
to the destruction of the human species.
That was new for world history, and it's worth remembering, it's still new.
Here's the period of time we've discussed on Crash Course, and this is how long we've
had the technological capability to exterminate ourselves.
So that's worrisome.
Immediately after World War II, the Soviets created a sphere of influence in Eastern Europe,
dominating the countries where the Red Army had pushed back the Nazis.
Which is why Winston Churchill famously said in 1946 that an iron curtain had descended
across Europe.
While the dates of the Cold War are usually given between 1945 and 1990, a number of historians
will tell you that it actually started during World War II.
Stalin's distrust of the US and Britain kept growing as they refused to invade Europe and
open up a second front against the Nazis.
And some even say that the decision to drop the first atomic bombs on Japan was motivated
in part by a desire to intimidate the Soviets.
That sort of worked, but only insofar as it motivated the Soviets to develop atomic bombs
of their own.
They successfully tested their first one in 1949.
From the beginning, the US had the advantage because it had more money and power and could
provide Europe protection, what with its army and one-of-a-kind nuclear arsenal, while Europe
rebuilt.
The USSR had to rebuild itself, and also they had the significant disadvantage of being
controlled by noted asshat Joseph Stalin.
I will remind you, it's not cursing if he's wearing an ass for a hat.
Oh, I guess it's time for the open letter.
An open letter to Joseph Stalin.
But first, let's see what's in the secret compartment today.
Oh, it's Silly Putty.
Silly Putty.
The thing that won the Cold War.
This is exactly the kind of useless consumer good that would never have been produced in
the Soviet Union.
And it is because we had so much more consumer spending on stuff like Silly Putty that we
won the Cold War.
Go team!
Dear Joseph Stalin, you really sucked.
There was a great moment in your life at your first wife's funeral when you said, I don't
think I shall ever love again.
And then later, you had that wife's whole family killed.
Putting aside the fact that you're responsible for tens of millions of deaths, I don't like
you because of the way you treated your son Yakov.
I mean, you were really mean to him, and then he shot himself, and he didn't die, and you
said he can't even shoot straight.
And then later, when he was captured during World War II, you had a chance to exchange
prisoners for him, but you declined.
And then he died in a prison camp.
You were a terrible leader, a terrible person, and a terrible father.
Best wishes, John Green.
All right, let's go to the Thought Bubble.
Europe was the first battleground of the Cold War, especially Germany, which was divided
into two parts, with the former capital, Berlin, also divided into two parts.
And yes, I know the western part was divided into smaller occupation zones, but I'm simplifying.
In 1948, the Soviets tried to cut off West Berlin by closing the main road that led into
the city, but the Berlin Airlift stopped them.
And then in 1961, the Soviets tried again, and this time they were much more successful,
building a wall around West Berlin, although it's worth noting that the thing was up for
less than 30 years.
I mean, Meat Loaf's career has lasted longer than the Berlin Wall did.
The U.S. response to the Soviets was a policy called containment.
It basically involved stopping the spread of communism by standing up to the Soviets
wherever they seemed to want to expand.
In Europe, this meant spending a lot of money.
First, the Marshall Plan spent $13 billion on rebuilding Western Europe with grants and
credits that Europeans would spend on American consumer goods and on construction.
Capitalism's cheap food and plentiful stuff, it was hoped, would stop the spread of communism.
The U.S. also tried to slow the spread of communism by founding NATO and with CIA interventions
in elections where communists had a chance, as in Italy.
But despite all the great spy novels and shaken-not-stirred martinis, the Cold War never did heat up in
Europe.
Probably the most important part of the Cold War that people just don't remember these
days is the nuclear arms race.
Both sides developed nuclear arsenals, the Soviets initially with the help of spies who
stole American secrets.
Eventually, the nuclear arsenals were so big that the U.S. and USSR agreed on a strategy
appropriately called MAD, which stood for Mutually Assured Destruction.
Thanks, Thought Bubble.
And yes, nuclear weapons were and are capable of destroying humanity many times over.
But only once or twice did we get close to nuclear war, during the 1962 Cuban Missile
Crisis and then again in 1983 when we forgot to give the Russians the heads up that we
were doing some war games which made it look like we had launched a first strike.
Our bad!
But even though Mutually Assured Destruction prevented direct conflict, there was plenty
of hot war in the Cold War.
The Korean War saw lots of fighting between communists and capitalists, as did the Vietnam
War.
I mean, these days we remember the domino effect as silly paranoia, but after Korea
and especially China became communist, Vietnam's movement toward communism seemed very much
a threat to Japan, which the U.S. had helped remake into a vibrant capitalist ally.
So the U.S. got bogged down in one of its longest wars while the Soviets assisted the
North Vietnamese Army in the Viet Cong.
But then we paid them back by supporting the anti-communist Mujahideen after the Soviets
invaded Afghanistan in 1979.
Of course, as we now know, nobody conquers Afghanistan, unless you are the Mongols.
So after ten disastrous years, the Soviets finally abandoned Afghanistan.
Some of those Mujahideen later became members of the Taliban, though, so it's difficult
to say that anyone won that war.
But it wasn't just Asia.
In Nicaragua, the U.S. supported rebels to overthrow the leftist government.
In El Salvador, the U.S. bolstered authoritarian regimes that were threatened by left-wing
guerrillas.
The United States ended up supporting a lot of awful governments, like the one in Guatemala,
which held onto power through the use of death squads.
Frankly, all our attempts to stabilize governments in Latin America led to some very unstable
Latin American governments and quite a lot of violence.
And then there were the lukewarm conflicts, like the Suez Canal crisis, where British
and French paratroopers were sent in to try to stop Egypt from nationalizing the Suez
Canal.
Or all the American covert operations to keep various countries from falling to communism.
These included the famous CIA-engineered coup to overthrow Iran's democratically elected
Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadegh after his government attempted to nationalize Iran's
oil industry.
And the CIA helping Chile's General Augusto Pinochet overthrow democratically elected
Marxist President Salvador Allende in 1973.
And lest we think the Americans were the only bad guys in this, the Soviets used force to
crush popular uprisings in Hungary in 1956 and in Czechoslovakia in 1968.
So you may have noticed that our discussion of the Cold War has branched out from Europe
to include Asia and the Middle East and Latin America.
And in fact, almost every part of the globe was involved in some way, with the planet
being divided into three worlds.
The first world was the U.S., Western Europe, and any place that embraced capitalism and
a more or less democratic form of government.
The second world was the Soviet Union and its satellites, mostly the Warsaw Pact nations
China and Cuba.
The third world was everyone else, and we don't use this term anymore because it lumps
together a hugely diverse range of countries.
We'll talk more about the specific economic and development challenges faced by the so-called
third world countries, but the big one in terms of the Cold War was that neither the
U.S. nor the Soviets wanted any of these countries to remain neutral.
Every nation was supposed to pick sides, either capitalist or communist, and while it seems
like an easy choice now, in the 50s and 60s it wasn't nearly so clear.
I mean, for a little while it seemed like the Soviets might come out ahead, at least
in the third world.
For a while, capitalism, and especially the United States, seemed to lose some of its
luster.
The U.S. propped up dictatorships, had a poor civil rights record, we sucked at women's
gymnastics, plus the Soviets were the first to put a satellite, a man, and a dog into space.
Plus, Marxists just seemed cooler, which is why you never see Milton Friedman t-shirts.
Until now, available at DFTBA.com.
I like that, Stan, but I'm more of a centrist.
Can I get a Keynes shirt?
Yes!
Ah, now that's hot!
But Soviet socialism did not finally prove to be a viable alternative to industrial capitalism.
Over time, state-run economies just generally don't fare as well as private enterprise,
and people like living in a world where they can have more stuff.
More importantly, Soviet policies were just bad.
Collectivized agriculture stymied production and led to famine, suppression of dissent
and traditional cultures made people angry, and no one likes suffering the humiliation
of driving a Yugo.
But why the Cold War ended when it did is one of the most interesting questions of the
20th century.
It probably wasn't Ronald Reagan bankrupting the Soviets, despite what some politicians
believe.
The USSR had more satellite states that it needed to spend more to prop up than the U.S.
had to invest in its allies, and the Soviet system could never keep up with economic growth
in the West.
But probably the individual most responsible for the end of the Cold War was Mikhail Baryshnikov.
No?
Mikhail Gorbachev?
Well, that's boring.
I always thought the Soviets danced their way to freedom.
No?
It was Glasnos and Perestroika?
All right.
Right, but Gorbachev's Perestroika and Glasnos opened up the Soviet political and economic
systems with contested local elections, less-restricted civil society groups, less censorship, more
autonomy for the Soviet republics, more non-state-run businesses, and more autonomy for state-run
farms.
Glasnos, or openness, led to more information from the West, and less censorship led to
a flood of criticism, as people realized how much poorer the Second World was than
the First.
And one by one, often quite suddenly, former communist states collapsed.
In Germany, the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, and East and West Germany were reunited in
1990.
In Poland, the Gdansk dockworkers' union Solidarity turned into a mass political movement
and won 99 of the 100 seats it was allowed to contest in the 1989 election.
Hungary held multi-party elections in 1990.
The same year, mass demonstrations led to elections in Czechoslovakia.
In 1993, that country split up into Slovakia and the Czech Republic, the happiest and most
mutually beneficial divorce since Cher left Sonny.
Of course, sometimes the transition away from communism was violent and painful.
In Romania, for instance, the communist dictator Ceausescu held onto power until he was tried
and put before a firing squad at the end of 1989, and it took until 1996 for a non-communist
government to take power there.
And in Yugoslavia, well, not so great.
And in Russia, it's a little bit Putin-y.
Yeah!
Putin!
But just 20 years later, it's hard to believe that the world was once dominated by two superpowers
held in check by mutually assured destruction.
What's really amazing to me, though, is that until the late 1980s, it felt like the
Cold War was going to go on forever.
Time seems to slow as it approaches us, and living in the post-Cold War nuclear age, we
should remember that the past feels distant even when it's near, and that the future
seems assured even though it isn't.
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you next week.
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