車宿美學 房車生活：我獨自住在房車裏的真實早晨日常🚐🌸

Hi and welcome to England This is where I currently live Look, there's my little van just there If you can see And this whole general area is called Kent Otherwise known as the Garden of England Why? Because it's green It used to grow fruit I think it basically looks like something out of a Jane Austen novel And yeah, this is my home She's called Bo the Bus So yes, technically a bus She did have a load of seats when I first got her And she does have a lot of windows But she isn't that much bigger than an extra-long wheelbase van So van, bus I don't know, depends on how I feel really She's 7 meters long, 2 meters wide, 3 meters tall The make and model is a Mercedes Vario 614D And yeah, this is where I live And here we are Two little pickups Let's get into it Hi, my name is Josie And I live in a van With this fluffball Winnie High five, Winn Leave me hanging And so today's video is basically Just going to be my morning routine Living in a van in England I'm going to be Shall we go to that bit where, you know, like I'm asleep, but Not to say I'm not asleep But pretending to be asleep Because the camera's set up In my hair And let's be real No one's going to leave the camera filming all night Just to organically get that first bit Of when you're waking up, like Looking all natural That'll be a waste of storage Okay, we're going to need to make it darker in here So where am I going to put you? Maybe Here You stay there Is that good? I don't know Can you see everything? That's a bit messy Let's tidy that up Aesthetic woodland fairy energy Bought to you by the fine art of hiding everything off camera Is that fair? Are you far enough back? Maybe you need to go even more back Is that good now? Yeah, okay, that will do Winnie's like, oh, bloody hell Here we go again with the camera thing So apparently, insulation doesn't block out the sound of birds Or squirrels Or whatever else decides to throw a rave on my roof At 4.30 this morning Now I know I said I'd be completely reenacting this morning routine But occasionally I do like to throw a camera in my face first thing You know, just to keep a shred of realism alive I wonder if you can guess which bits are real And which are me, I guess, acting Okay, but spoiler alert This is actually the sunrise from this morning And I guess the upside of being woken up by a squirrel Doing laps on your roof Is that you're up early enough to see beautiful things like this I think definitely one of my favourite things about van life Is opening up the back doors and seeing where I've ended up Views from my bed that feel like something out of a dream It really is one of the reasons why I built this bed at the back Like how can you wake up grumpy When the world looks like that Honestly, I think it's a bloody great way to start the day 10 out of 10, would definitely recommend Minus the squirrel So after I awoke from my slumber I opened up the blinds Now these are blackout thermal blinds Which sound very high tech Until you realise that to make sure the nice fabric side is visible When they're up You have to roll them in the most unnatural direction And then, for reasons that I've long since forgotten I tie each one up with a bow Slightly time consuming, but let's be honest Very cute Then I emerged from the boudoir Which involves opening up these Bifolding mirrored shutters that I built An idea that was met with a fair bit of criticism At the time, I might add But look at them now They work perfectly And are probably one of my favourite things in the bus Also, shout out to the pink velvet sprung sofa That I spent three months obsessing over Completely worth it, by the way And honestly, is the comfiest thing I have ever sat on And yes, I am including actual sofas in that statement Next on the agenda The loo Which involves walking through the kitchen Opening up a mirrored door And entering my surprisingly fancy bathroom Which I really don't show off enough So come on, I'll show you Now before I show you my bathroom And it really is fancy I mean, I've literally got a separate toilet and shower in there I have a bit of a confession to make I'm on it I mean, it's just how it goes sometimes Actually, to be fair Normally it just depends on how much water I've got left in my tank But anyway, I'm still going to be leaving this bus Feeling like a fresh bloody daisy And here's how Big thank you to Wild For partnering with me on this video So this is Wild's refillable deodorant And they come in these really cute aluminium cases This one is the limited edition bumblebee design From their collab with Emma Bridgewater And then I've got this one in pink And it's got engraved My name, Josie Adorable, right? What I love about Wild Is that they're vegan and Leaping Bunny certified Which means they care about the animals Which for me is a non-negotiable Plus the refillable design Helps reduce single-use plastic So you're creating less waste Every time you top it up To refill, it's super easy You slide out the bottom Pop in the new refill And you're good to go With 24 hours of freshness Powered by nature And now I smell divine And I didn't even need to shower So if you fancy smelling like me You can grab yours now Use my code BUSOFF20 For a discount All you have to do is click the link below Or you can scan the QR code on the screen now Thanks again to Wild for partnering with me on this video So welcome to my bathroom We're gonna go in here Close the door I can't So many mirrors This is the toilet So the toilet situation I've got a composting loo And I love it It separates your liquids from your solids If you catch my drift And when I say it doesn't smell I genuinely mean it I'd pick this over a public toilet any day No question Obviously I had to go full Pinterest With the decor in here And this little hanging net thingamabob Might just be one of my best storage hacks Because loo roll is oddly bulky And deeply annoying to run out of That's the toilet And then if we turn it around This is my shower Now technically this is supposed to be A recirculating shower But I haven't quite cracked it yet So it's currently sitting on my Ever expanding to-do list So yeah recirculating shower Pending right now in its current state It's just a bog standard normal shower Uses all my water Quite annoying really for that reason Okay and now I genuinely need to go to the loo So A few moments later Now after washing my hands And brushing my teeth It's tea time Tea a staple in any British woman's diet First step switch on the pump Which lives under the sink That delightful sound Means that I can now get water from the tap Oh little water spill Next up the gas hob Requires matches Which should be in this drawer Empty Great But hey at least this will make good kindling For later for the fire Luckily I'm no rookie And I always keep multiple matchboxes For these exact moments of betrayal And Bob's your uncle The kettle's on Now Winnie bless her Is not what you'd call a morning person If it were up to her We'd be sleeping in till noon So while she naps And the kettle does its thing I've decided I should use this time To stretch a little Before van life I was working as a professional dancer You know all core strength And jazz hands That kind of thing But since trading that life For travel and a van Let's just say I've been a little bit slack With the whole physical upkeep And yes I can really tell So new rule When the kettle's on And Winnie's out cold It's stretching time No excuses Let's go A lovely long hair stuck to my sock Definitely mine Winnie the labradoodle That means she doesn't shed She's far too fancy For that malting business And yes That is my bin in the shower Because when designing this whole bus I actually forgot to plan a spot For the rubbish Right let's scrap the stretching Let's just clean that bit of kitchen I've rubbed my foot all over Nice Grim I definitely should have hoovered Before doing this video Do you hear that hissing sound Well that's the kettle Telling me it's boiled Note to self Organise the death cupboard Still shut the door And it's back to looking like a Pinterest board I use the kettle to boil the water The teapot to brew it And then the cup to drink it It's a three stage process Wildly unnecessary But deeply deeply satisfying Meanwhile Winnie's woken up And this stare can only mean One thing Walkies Take me Two seconds Outraged OK fine One Mississippi Two This is This is my sock But basically she has these little socks I use them when she's wet and dirty And I don't want to get her paws On my socks I'm talking about socks on dogs Yeah I know it doesn't quite make sense But basically you can get these little socks That go on their little paws It's quite sweet really But I use them when we come back from walks often And obviously I've got a pink velvet sofa And velvet doesn't really go with wet paws So I just like to shove these socks on her basically And I am really sorry about that fan sound It is very very hot today And unfortunately It's on for the rest of the bloody video So hopefully you don't mind it too much And if you do blame Winnie She's the queen She wanted to be cooled down OK And just like that I'm dressed Caffeinated and vaguely ready to face the day Breakfast usually happens somewhere In here But honestly it changes on Depending on what I fancy Or what's left more likely But the core like morning routine The wake up go to the loo Make tea walk Winnie get dressed That bit kind of always just stays the same What happens after that though Could be anything really Sometimes it's a full on driving day Hours on the road Sometimes it's a chore day Glamorous tasks like cleaning the loo Refilling the water Scrubbing muddy paws off the floor For the third time this week Most of the time I'm generally editing Which basically means I don't move for 10 hours I have a hunchback And I slowly morph into a bloody goblin And then there's the filming days You know which is a bit like What you've just seen So me staging my own wake up routine Like some kind of one woman period drama Or I'm out filming in public Which is the same thing But with the extra embarrassment And the occasional jogger Giving me the side eye Sometimes I even get a day off But usually that happens when someone visits me And forces me to put down my camera and laptop So if I were to film one of those Full day in the life thingamabobs Which one would you rather see And if you've made it this far Thank you so much for joining me this morning And being here Winnie right now is napping again And my tea's gone cold And I've got to start the day So I'll see you in the next one