《曼陀羅人》應該如何收場(第一季)?
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Now, on with the show!
With such a successful opening season and many memorable moments,
one might be looking forward to multiple alternate endings.
Don't you agree?
Yeah, I suppose so.
It might even establish an expectation
for future seasons.
Okay, okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Let's just get to work, shall we?
I'm just going to be the first alien in Star Wars to use the bathroom,
if that's all right with you.
Don't come down here! I'm, I'm molting!
Oh my gosh, weapons!
Diamond and iron!
You left the weapons next to your toilet, you dummy!
Thank you for bringing peace to my valley.
Yeah, peace.
And for being so ridiculously patient with those thieving Jawas
who scrapped your entire ship,
causing you to be tremendously delayed and without means of escape.
Hello, boys! I'm back!
What did you do to it?
I'm protecting him! I'm protecting him!
If it wasn't for me, he'd already be dead! Please!
Normally I would just walk away after such a statement,
but since I'm breaking all kinds of rules today,
I think I might like to follow up with
What do you mean you're protecting him?
I can't say!
Talk!
Okay, okay, it's just a really long story.
I'll wait.
What do you mean he's force sensitive?
What do you mean the Emperor isn't dead?
What do you mean the Emperor had a girlfriend?
What do you mean those are called glasses?
You haven't shown your face to anyone?
This is the way.
Okay, well let us know if there's anything you need, wink wink.
Okay, now that she's gone,
I'll just take off my helmet in front of this big window
and enjoy this nice meal that was made for me.
Hey, look! The new guy took off his helmet right in the window!
Oh, so that's what he looks like!
What was all that this is the way talk?
I'm looking for some work.
Unfortunately, the Bounty Guild no longer operates from Tatooine.
Think again, tin can.
If you're looking for work,
have a seat, my friend.
Sorry about the mess.
Dumb kid was in my spot!
So anyways, you got any other kind of work?
Well, little guy, looks like you're going to be here for a while.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with this episode.
You just move right along there, you nerf-herding freak show.
You have something that I want.
Who's this guy?
You may think that you may have some idea
of what you are in possession of,
but you do not.
Quill, are you back to the ship yet?
Not yet.
They're on to us.
Get the kid to safety.
Get back to the ship and get out of here.
I heard you the first time.
IG-11.
Yes, sir.
It is time for you to nurse and protect.
You do not wish for me to wait for the next episode.
I have spoken!
In a few moments, it will be mine.
It is common for adventures to have an epic finale.
Attacking early could ruin an otherwise enjoyable story structure.
I said I have spoken!
Yes, sir.
You are protected.
It means more to me...
This boring conversation...
than you will ever...
What was that?
I'm sorry, I missed that last part.
Well, I didn't actually miss.
I'm sort of undefeated currently.
But you get the idea.
Ha ha!
Well, he was standing right at the window without a helmet.
What did he think they were gonna...
Let's rock!
Oh my god!
We're all gonna die!
Well, that was pretty easy.
No conflict.
I must self-destruct.
I got you now!
What the heck is that?
Whoopsie.
Is this the way?
Nope.
Is this the way?
It's not that difficult.
Perhaps it is this way.
Nope.
Just leave me alone.
Is this the way?
It is this way.
This is why I hate droids.
How about this way?
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