The Bad Guys (Movie Parody) | Fun Squad

The ninja! He's gaining on us! Faster! Faster! Faster! You have to keep going and use the portal device to escape! Portals? No way! Ninja's on my birthday? When will I catch a break? He's getting faster! Take a deep breath and... Oh man... Nice to know you can follow directions. Ninja stars? Nunchucks? Hi-ya's? Does that mean anything to you? It's okay! It's okay! We all knew! And you didn't tell me? I'm done! Check this out. While you guys were getting the portal device, I swiped this. Secret mission? Huh. It's a message. Webbs, trace the call. You've got it! Hello? I've got a job for your team, should you choose to accept it. What happened to communicating with satellites? What's going on, little man? A change of plans. Things are moving fast, and I've got the biggest payout yet for you guys. I'm in. I'm tracing and recording. Your next job is to infiltrate the Fun Squad house. They've got loads of powerful magical items. There's a time machine, a shrink ray, a body swapping staff, a pause remote, and many other things. I only need the pause remote. No, that just sounds too risky. Okay, we'll do it. But, we'll only give you the pause remote if you pay us in person. Deal. Everybody, ready up. Little man is making these big promises this time. This will message will self-destruct in three, two... Happy birthday to you. Well, this is for you. Happy birthday. Thanks, Nick. Okay, everybody, we need a plan. Oh, I know. First, we go through the backyard. We'll blow up a wonder wall. There'll be destruction everywhere! But what about the pause remote? Oh, I didn't get that far. Okay, so here's what we'll actually do. We'll use the portal to teleport inside the house. Once we're in, I'm going to disguise myself as one of the new Fun Squad cast members. They'll show me all of their secrets. Wait, the Fun Squad house has an anti-teleportation shield over itself, so people like Dr. Bad Guy can't get in. If you try to portal in from the outside, you'll be fried shark meat. Oh, I didn't think about that. Alright, everybody, we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. Step one, we gotta take care of those security cameras. Snake, you're our eagle eye. The blueprint says the camera is on that side of the house. On it! I can't get a clear shot. Snake! Our movie's gonna be so insane. You guys ready, bro? Smash Bros? Oh, my gosh, bro. Sandy? Check. Super Smash Bros? Check. A Minecraft movie? Changing targets! Lips, I need you to hack into security. I can't, but it'll take some time. Find a nice spot and sit tight. On it. Bro, tell your sister to save it for the pizza. Yeah, yo, slow down. I'm thirsty, man. I think the pizza guy should be here any minute. Whatever. Wolf? Wolf, can you hear me? Webs, I can hear you. Let's go. Webs, Webs, can you hear me? The door's locked. The door to the basement requires a special key. Where is it? The security scanner says it's hidden in a big green room upstairs. Thanks. Guys, let's go. Guys, guys, guys, we need to split up and find this key fast. Let's go. Pizza time. I got 10 supreme pizzas for the Fun Squack. Um, actually, it's Fun Squack. It says Fun Squack. Thanks, Big Thumbs. Oh, sorry, man. Hey, that's a lot of pizza. You mind taking it up to the green room? The pizza guy's coming upstairs. Guys, guys, guys, guys. We gotta go, we gotta hide. Thanks for the pizza. Got any meat on it? Yeah. Who are you? I am Kid Skye. I am a Fun Squad kid. I thought it was Fun Squack. Uh, yeah, we squack all the time. Squack. Are you there? I found the key. Okay, let's go. Webs, it's not working. What's going on? Wait a minute, the security system hasn't been updated in over a month. They could have changed the lock. What are we gonna do? Step aside. Ah! Good job, brother. Nice work. Does that door need a cardboard? The fart alarm will now detonate in 30 seconds. What? Webs, a fart alarm's about to go off. A fart alarm? That's new tech. It came out this year. I'm not sure I can hack that. You have to. Our cover will be blown. Well, I need someone to tell me what they see. Guys, voice me up. What do you see? A bunch of wires. Well, what color are they? They're all gray. What do you mean they're all gray? I'm a wolf. I'm colorblind. Do I have to say it out loud? Wait, you really can't tell the difference between blue and red? Webs! Right, sorry. I got the file. There should be three blue wires and one red wire. The polarities are reversed in the red wire, but the frequency in the green wire is what we call an incomplete negative cricobot. English, please! You're gonna have to tear out the red wire. I can't hold this forever. Hurry! Fart initiated. Chicken jockey! Guys, someone's in the house. Let's go. I can't. I need to go to the bathroom. Let's go, Cohen. I think someone's in here. Come on, open up. You guys are trying to steal the Paws remote, aren't you? Oh, no. Guys, we need to get the Paws remote quick. They're on to me. The Paws remote should be in the next room. You need to get past those lasers. Is there anything you can do to turn them off? I'm sorry, guys. I'm occupied in here. Looks like we have to do it the hard way. Good job, Shark! Veronica, you're next. Alright, next person can come through. Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm too scared. Snake, you can do this. Okay, I'll try my best. You can do this. Guys, I'm stuck. No, Snake, don't give up. You're almost there. You can do this. Guys, I made it. You saved me. It's all part of the job. Come on, let's go. Guys, guys, guys. The Paws remote is in here. We gotta look around. So fast. We only wanted the Paws remote. But why did you do it? We got a secret message from one of our contacts, Little Man. Let me see. I traced the call. The recording should be right there. I got a job for your team. Wait, this cannot be his real voice. Hand me the voice changer. Change of plans. Things are moving fast. And I've got the biggest payout yet for you guys. It's Dr. Bad Guy. Dr. Bad Guy said you guys here? What? No, we never work with Dr. Bad Guy. Look who we have here. I see Jack has the Paws remote. Wolf, go steal it from him and I'll still pay your team. Dr. Bad Guy, you don't seem to remember who you're dealing with. I'm Jack's guy. I love popcorn. I love movies. And girls. Yes, I do like girls. Jack, what are you doing? I don't know. I'm just winging it. Well, I mean, I have a portal blaster. Would this work? Oh, yeah. Check this out, Dr. Bad Guy. You want to see if the Paws remote works through portals? Bada bing, bada boom. Capiche? Stop that. Go away. No, no. Wolf, why would you do that? You betrayed me. Why? Why? How am I going to take over the world? Thanks, Jack. We should team up sometime. Nah, those days are behind me. But not for you. Don't forget! Wasn't that cool? Science is the best. That was awesome. Yeah, especially that Rube Goldberg machine. Rube Goldberg machine? What are you guys talking about? Yeah, like this. Oh, she is a pretty good builder. Yeah, we're learning a lot. It's basically replaced school for... Uh, I don't know about that, mister. I'll believe it when I see it. See what? What do you mean? Well, obviously, if you guys are learning so much, you guys need to build one of those Rube Goldberg machines. In fact, I don't want you guys touching that TV remote until the machine is completed. Challenge accepted! No! I can't let that happen. If they complete a Rube Goldberg machine, then they will think they're scientists also. And if they become scientists, they might stop me from taking over the world! And also, I despise Rube Goldberg machines. When I was a kid, I... This is going to be so cool. Okay, I think we've got this. With all these supplies, I don't even know where to start. Well, just like Ada, we need to work together and we also need a good plan. Alright, huddle in! So, Mom told us we couldn't touch the remote until we build a machine, right? Uh-huh. So, what I'm thinking is we build a machine that turns the TV on for us. I love that idea. Jack, you handle the ping pong balls. Jessie, you start on the dominoes and I'll handle the starting point. Break! Alright guys, I think we're finished here. Let's start it, guys! No wait, let's go get Mom so that she can see what we did. Good thinking. Wow, this is good, but not for long. Oh no, I can't be caught. I'm going to shrink myself down so they can't see me. Okay, Mom, come on. Alright, Mom, watch. This is going to be epic. Oh, this piece doesn't look important. Okay, you ready, Mom? Ready, let's see this. Um, nice guys. Was that supposed to happen? Great, first time and we already failed. Wait, Jack, don't just give up. We just need to find the problem and see if we can fix it. Well, obviously somebody moved the dominoes. Wasn't me. Ooh, what's this? Some sort of track. I think it looks better broken. Well, that should do it, guys. Alright, let's take it for another whirl. Here it goes. It's working. Yes! Please, please, please. What? Who disconnected these? Well? Guys, science and engineering takes a lot of trial and error. You guys have got this. Just keep trying at it and come get me when you're ready, okay? Okay. Well, now what do we do? Ooh, giant green books. What should I do here? I know. What was that? You mean those books that just fell over by themselves? Look! What? Dr. Bad Guy, he's ruining our stuff. You're kidding me. You guys know what to do, right? Oh, yeah. Ready? Get him! Uh-oh, that ain't good. Where is he? We've got to stop running around like this or else we'll never find him. Okay. I think I have an idea. What? Just come over here. Where'd they go? They're gone. Now's my chance. This will be much easier to mess up now that I don't have to be so tiny. See, guys? Look, he doesn't even know we're watching him. Ooh, how about this one? Time to mess this thing up. What's with all these rubber bands anyways? Freeze! Oh, freeze? How about you freeze? Colin, it's all hair. Please, let us out. And now back to destroying the... Wait a minute. I know. I've got an even better plan. I'm going to claim this Rube Goldberg machine as my own and then the world will finally see me as the greatest scientist ever. That's not fair. We built that. And what's that annoying fake lasso you keep doing? Okay. Next steps. I know. I'm going to vlog this. Hello, world. It's Dr. Bad Guy. Look what I have behind me. I created my very own Rube Goldberg machine. It literally takes up this whole house. Hey, what's going on here? Is that a doctor or a bad guy? It's Dr. Bad Guy. Mom, get the shrink ray. Shrink ray? Hmm. Which one should I do? Freeze him! Freeze him! Chicken. I'm going to take over the world. Uh, I don't think that was it. Ah! Freeze us! Ah! What do we do now? Ah! I don't think Mr. Chicken Guy is interested in Rube Goldberg machine anymore. Dr. Chicken Guy? That's an east level! Ah! Yeah, let's get this chicken guy out of our house. Get out of there! Get out! I didn't realize the cat was outside. Ah! All right, guys. Now it's time to set off our full Rube Goldberg machine. I'm ready. 3, 2, 1! Go! Here we go!