Khloé Kardashian Being the GLUE of the Kardashian Family | KUWTK | E!

So today I'm working for Kris Jenner. I got my assistant shoes on, I got my fanny pack, I'm ready to go, hands free. I'm here to help and make Kris Jenner's life a breeze. Do you wanna get started with your day? I'm here, whatever you want me to do. I need you to put together some of the promo kits for Kylie Cosmetics and for Kylie Skin. And then can I get the agenda for the meeting with Jen and Megan? Yeah. Khloe! Khloe, take these two packets and scan them over to production for me if you don't mind. If it sucks it in, then it goes that way or just that way. This day has been off to a fabulous start. I love the hustle and bustle. I'm on top of things, I'm just great at it. Also Khloe, I need you to go through all of these snacks and then let's see what's fresh. But I like you personally to eat every single one of those items. This is a job I can do very well. This isn't really what I thought I was gonna be doing, but I'll do it with a smile and my little assistant shoes on. Khloe! Khloe, coming! Don't have all day. Why don't you bring my lunch in and I'll eat quickly and then we can go over what the afternoon looks like. And make sure you record date line. I don't know if she's just like with me. And Khloe, this coffee isn't hot at all. Right on top of that rose. Just heat it up for me. But whatever Kris Jenner wants, she gets. Guys, stop it! Stick your nails in me! You guys, stop! Kourtney! You guys, stop it! Don't do that to each other! Are you guys okay? What on earth? Kourtney and I wanna do something for Khloe. Something super chill at the house. Just like a little pampering Khloe moment so that she feels loved. What the hell is going on? Hey Khloe! Hi! We here and why are we all wearing these outfits? You're my second and most honored sister. Heir of all I possess. Who's your first? It's Kim. She's my first sister that I've ever had. But you're the honored sister, the heir of all I possess. The heir of all you possess? It's just from a book that I read to the kids. Oh, I thought you meant you are leaving me everything in your will. Seriously, okay? I doubt you're the type of person who has a will. What? Kourtney seems like. When you die, you just die. No one should care about material possessions. No, really, what's happening? I just wanted you to feel adored, admired, loved, and cared about. I do feel, but why? What happened? Well, what hasn't happened? True story. That is the question. True story. You've been through a lot lately. You just defiled for divorce. And even though you act strong and like together, it's just like sometimes you need TLC. This is a pampering session to just keep you going. Thank you guys. This just shows that, you know, my sisters do love me and they are aware of everything I'm going through. I do not have a clue what I would do without them. When you have people that you know you can depend on, even though you're going through, you just know everything's gonna be okay eventually. Kourt, look at this guy's hair. Oh, I love this. I love your beret so much. You look, you're so beautiful. You look so fabulous. Aw, thank you. You're so beautiful. Cheers to you. Jizz. You guys gotta start complimenting people. Okay. It makes them feel so good, and it's true. I compliment people all day long. Only people you know. You don't compliment people. No, I do. I want you to go, here, this is your deer, deer. I want you to go up to someone at a table, stand up, and I want you to go give them a compliment. You look beautiful. Stop. Oh, right in the birthday week. She's a Scorpio too. Hi. This is so cute. Hi. You look stunning. Aw, Jizz. Yeah. Oh, Jizz. Wait, I didn't have one of these. I was dressed down. She's taking a stick around. It's amazing. Yeah, Mom. And wife, I just love y'all today. Cheers. F***ing good looking family. Almost as good looking as we are. Almost. Almost, we're not there yet. I'm gonna leave this with you, because I'll get in trouble by my family, but that was the greatest puff in the world. Oh, thank you. Hey. I told Kendall to come over. How are you? Well, thank you for coming over. I'm not gonna let this tension between Kourtney and Kendall linger on and drag out. They just need like a little kumbaya moment. Are we not over this yet? There would be no resolution if I don't come in and play therapist. You guys are sisters. You've got to like discuss the issue so we can just move on. Okay. You're hurting. Why are you hurting? What did you do to make me hurt? It seems like you are saying or doing things to bring you up at my expense. Like to make you seem funnier, to make you seem cooler. Maybe I just am funnier and cooler. It's not a competition. It's not. But I feel like you're so sensitive. I do get though why Kendall feels that way because when I saw you on the phone with Fi, you were like bashing her. I don't understand how my own sister is like talking ---- about me with my friends. I'm not talking ----. But also the things that you were telling Khloe and the way that you were kind of exaggerating a story and making it seem like I'm some creep. I'm not an exaggerator. But yes you are. Am I an exaggerator? And that's the thing, you both are not liars. Right, Khloe's a ******* exaggerator. So are you exaggerating it to her? No. Because I'm not an exaggerator. I told her exactly what happened. I told her what you were saying about her and vice versa. Why are you telling the story back and forth to everybody? Are you- Because you two are so ******* not- Third grade? Are you in third grade where you can't address a problem with your sister? I didn't even know there was a problem. So are you in third grade where you can't even address a problem with your sister? Because I brought you here. This is actually getting really annoying. I know that Khloe's trying to be helpful, but it's not helpful. Like I told her all this stuff in confidence and for her to go tell Kendall exactly what I'm saying to her, like it's only going to make the situation worse. If it wasn't for me, you both would have just- I didn't think it was an issue. Right, and then I told you- Do you want to know who I am? Would you have said anything? No. Right, because you're- Because that's not my personality. She's socially awkward. I don't need to have a confrontation. Wait, where's your mom? They're having a fight. Kendall! Oh, ****. Kendall, stop! Oh my God. Stop it! What the ****? Oh! Stop! What the hell is going on? Kendall! You guys, come on. Stop! Okay, okay, okay. You want your ******* potatoes? Here are your potatoes. The potatoes! What's going on? This is for you, interfering. Do you want to make some french fries? No, I don't- Mashed potatoes? I want to show you something. Can you just go get her and tell her to come here for one second so I can show her what my plan is to help her in her life. Kyle's. What's wrong? Huh? Why? She's crying and I feel really bad. I'm trying to help her. Ask her first before you get rid of her stuff. It's not your business to go in there and do it. It is my business as a parent to take care of my child. You know, Kim and Courtney constantly berate me for putting up with too much. Do you remember Courtney and Kim as teenagers? They were horrible, but they didn't have older siblings to play judgey-wudgey. Now Courtney wants to go green all of a sudden and act like she never did anything bad. I get Kylie lives in my mom's house, but I definitely don't think it's cool that my mom went through Kylie's room. Everyone needs a little bit of their privacy and Kylie is a great kid. Khloe, I mean Khloe. Kylie, can I talk to you for one- She's naked! Okay, she needs to come out here and talk to me. Later! I have this fancy schmancy jar. What is that, a negativity jar? A negativity jar. Courtney made a point saying like, every time I walk in here, it's negative. People are like, what are you wearing? What'd you do to your hair? And na-na-na-na-na. So this is what we're going to do. Until we're done with this house rental, we're gonna put in a dollar. If you only have five, you put in a $5 bill. If you only have a $100 bill, that's what goes in here. Carry some ones. You're gonna take your bill and you're going to write your name like Chris, staple it to the bill and put it in here. So then at the end, whoever has the least amount of names in here gets all the money. There's nothing wrong with a little family attitude adjustment. We should want to change the narrative and be happy and have positive things to say about each other. Like, it's not about the dollar amount. It's just being aware every time you do something or say something that's negative. Put something in this jar where you're aware. Okay, I'm being a f*****g a**hole right now and let's stop. Hopefully this will change the tune of this house. It's not what you say, it's how you say it. We'll speak in a way as if like you should know better. Guess where I learned it. Yep. It's not just you. I don't want you to think this is an attack on you. It's not at all. It's Kim does it and Courtney does it and I do it. Generational, like these things when they pass down, which is like why I'm trying not to do it with our kids. And I don't want to be responsible for teaching you guys how to be negative. I don't want to pass it on to my grandchildren. I noticed that I'm negative when my children pointed out and I do feel bad about it. I don't want to be negative Nelly. You know, I want to be a positive person. So I'm going to work on that and hopefully get a little bit better with my attitude. Yeah.