11 year old nephew's funny best man speech

Hello. My name is RJ. I am Bill's nephew. And, um, yeah. I would like to thank you all for coming to this wedding. I would also like to thank Bill and Mary for hosting this wedding. And special thanks to Bill for inviting me to be his best man. Me and Bill, we go back a long time. Eleven years. Pretty much my whole life. You know, we used to live in Iowa. And every year he would come around to visit with a new girlfriend. Sometimes. And he would ask me for advice. And usually I would say, kick him to the curb. But you know, when Mary came, she seemed normal. So I said, go for it. I'm happy you just listened to my advice. I leave you with this one final thought. Stop asking me for advice. I'm eleven years old. Well, RJ, that was great. You're going to be the youngest best man ever. Thank you.