Dad Jokes vs Teens

Yeah, I got some dad jokes. You think they are bad jokes. I know they are rad jokes. Check out my dad jokes. You guys are older now. You're harder to make laugh. No. Maybe not. I don't know. I've worked very hard on these to cater them because I'm much more hip and with it. The first one is so funny. The ones that you laugh at before you even hear them. Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Why? Because they can't even. That's funny. Right? I don't think you've ever said that though. I've never been like, oh I can't even. What did the punching bag say to the boxer? What? Hit me baby one more time. That's funny. No, not quite. Why did Adele cross the road? Why? It's going to be something. Okay, why? So he could say. She could say. Sorry? So that she could say. Hello from the other side. These are getting worse. Why is the obtuse angle so sad? Why? Because it's never right. It's a math joke. Yay, Lola's getting mad now. How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? How? He bit into his pizza before it was cool. No. I don't know. I couldn't figure out why the football player kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. That one's good. Yeah? I was expecting that one to be good. What do you call a slender cow? What? Lean beef. That's not funny. Why? Who's ever laughed at that joke? Your face. Why can't you trust in Adam? Why? They make up everything. That's correct. Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? No. He just needed some space. He's scared of Santa Claus. I think my algebra teacher might be a pirate. Because all she ever wants to do is find X. And X marks the spot. The fact that you explained it makes me feel like I was better. X marks the spot? What do you call the horse that lives next door? The neighbor horse. Yeah. Wait, that's not a joke. The answer is your neighbor. That's not a joke. It's terrible. It says your neighbor. Let me start over. What do you call the horse that lives next door? What? Your neighbor. You just were to ask your neighbor. Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer? Because she was afraid of the ball. Why is it always windy in a sports arena? Why? Chicago Bear. Because of all those fans. That's a good one. You know, I thought I was going to tell you a brilliant time travel joke, but you didn't like it. What? Because it already happened. But then we would have already known about it. That's why it's a time travel joke. It's a conundrum. But you already said it. It meant that I already did it. I went back in time. Wait a minute, you're right. People are always telling me to live my dreams, but I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't studied for. Have you ever had that dream before? No. Never naked. So many times I've had that dream. Naked? TMI. I didn't study for the exam. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? No. He's fully recovered. What is an upholstery machine? It's something that covers things. Hey, what was everybody's favorite? The school one with the exam. Oh, naked in the exam? The joke wasn't even that good. You were just like... You guys are going to get older and you're going to have dreams about being naked for an exam that you didn't study for. Thank you guys for laughing at my jokes even though most of them aren't funny and just thank you for being good kids. You're welcome.