Jennifer Lawrence funniest moments ever (MUST WATCH)

It's a big night for you, Jennifer. But it's gonna be okay. You just have to relax, have fun, and don't say the F-word. I can't say the F-word, right? Unfortunately not. For the whole show? Correct. Not even once? Okay, maybe once. Alright, f*** yeah! Let's do this, motherf***er! Everybody, I think everybody thinks that they've witnessed my most embarrassing moments, because I fell on my face getting an Oscar and then I fell the next year on a cone. The fall on the way up to the stage, was that on purpose? It wasn't a fall, what happened? What do you mean, what happened? Look at my dress! I tried to walk upstairs in this dress, that's what happened. I don't actually, yeah, I think I just stepped on the fabric and they waxed the stairs. Thank you. What was going through your mind when you fell down? What went through my mind when I fell down? A bad word that I can't say that starts with F. Ready for the show this afternoon, I suddenly got very nervous about hosting, but then I remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. So, I drank an entire box of Chardonnay and I feel much better. I get nervous that I'm going to say something, and then I'm nervous, so I'm like, I better drink. That doesn't help. I'm like, oh boy, I hope I don't go on TV and say something silly. You look so great today, great dress. What was the process of getting ready? How many people helped you? Very happy for you. I'm just cross-eyed. How many people helped you? What was the process today to get to the big moment? The process today was so stressful. What was the process? I don't know. I just woke up and tried on the dress and it fit, thank God. And then I took a shower and I don't know what I was, that's what I did, and then I got my hair and makeup done. And then I came to the Oscars. I'm sorry. I did a shot before I Sorry. Jesus. I know it might be weird to see me up here. I am an MTV Best Kiss Award winner, but I really am just a regular person. I don't get caught up in all the celebrity BS. I don't care that I've never been named People Magazine's most beautiful woman in the world. Or that Julia Roberts has gotten it five times. I think there'd be some kind of limit. But this is fun. What's your go-to karaoke jam? Um... Uh... Midnight Train to Georgia. Actually, lately it's been Beautiful by Christina Aguilera. Oh, you like to slow it down. Honestly, you can't even tell the difference between the two of us. You don't know who's singing. Is it Christina? Is it Jennifer? I don't know. That's what people have been saying. I ran up to people on the street and asked them to name five movies I've been in. Simple, if you have low enough self-esteem. The point was to put them on the spot and humiliate myself. And guess what? Both happened. Can you name five Jennifer Lawrence movies? Oh, gosh. Um... Please, lady, for the love of God. I know, I know, I know. I'm totally kidding. Did you see that movie? Nope. Nope? Didn't see it? Do you know who Jennifer Lawrence is? This is the worst day of my life. Nope. Hey. Hey, what's up? What's up? How you doing? Do you smoke weed? Sometimes. Yeah? Yeah. When you smoke weed, do you ever watch Jennifer Lawrence movies? No. Cool. Me neither. Can you name five Jennifer Lawrence movies? Five Jennifer Lawrence movies? I don't know. Who is that bitch? If you ask me about Aniston, I could show you. Right, Jennifer Aniston is way better than Jennifer Lawrence. Do you agree? Yeah. Much better. I love her. Prettier, funnier. Yeah. Better movies. Yeah. Overall. Yeah. Great. I'm Jennifer Lawrence. Oh. Archer. I'm... Hungry. I was in one of those. You definitely played in the blue... You were like the blue... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Avengers. X-Men. Yeah. It's the coldest season of the year. Christmas. Yeah. I'll just go **** myself. Don't worry about it. Can you name five movies I've been in? Five movies? No, five movies I've been in. Not just five movies. Hunger Games. Okay. There we go. That's a movie. Joy. Wow. You're doing pretty well. X-Men. Oh my gosh. Guillermo. Passenger. Oh my God. And Winter Bones. Oh my God. Guillermo, great work. Thank you very much. I'm so honored that you're my biggest fan. Well, I love your movies and I love you too. Oh, shut the **** up. I remember... Yeah. My most embarrassing moment was during Silver Linings year, like award season. It was one of those parties. Yeah. So I'm just in a corner drinking champagne like... And an older woman approached me and was being really, really nice. Really complimentary. And in my head I just went, this is Elizabeth Taylor. Who was dead at the time. Who's still dead. Sorry. She still is. She's since passed. I didn't know that. And so the whole time she's talking to me, I'm like, oh my God, this is Elizabeth Taylor. No, no. Oh my God. Well, you didn't say anything, did you? Yeah. She's complimenting me. And I was like, me? No, I mean you. Your movies that I can't name. Your fashion moments that I don't know. I was like, you're unbelievable. And then my friend walked by and I grabbed her and I was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor. And she was like, no it's not. And I just took off running. There have been two social situations where I just go, oh. And then I just sprint. And I just sprinted and my shoes fell off and I hid behind this wall. Yeah, this smoke coming out of your shoes. Fire, Elizabeth. If you could only drink one cocktail for the rest of your life, what would it be? Scotch on the rocks. Really? No, gin martini. Really? Dark and stormy. What's that? I don't know what it is. I'm going to say red wine. That's what I'll say. It's not a cocktail, otherwise I would have said red wine too. Okay, I am so sorry. I will say tequila. You okay with that? Gin. It's awfully young to have so much success so far. Do you feel that this is a good thing that it's coming so early in the career? I hope so. Yeah. I mean, I... Who knows? I guess we'll see. You don't worry about peaking too soon. Well, now I am. God. A better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper? Close your eyes and try to remember. Bradley. Bradley, okay. Ford dresses with the zips and everything. I saw Francis Ford Coppola, but it actually was Francis Ford Coppola. And I was like, oh my God, it's Francis Ford Coppola. Maybe just keep hanging out in wax museums. So I was hanging out with Abraham Lincoln and he was by George Washington. He was there too. I had tea with the Pope. I was the only one drinking. It was the only one who had tea. It really was Francis Ford Coppola. Yeah, I know. So I debated the whole time. Do I go up to him? And then finally I was like, I have to. I'll regret it for the rest of my life. At a restaurant in Paris. And he's at a giant group of people. It's a huge table of people. And I started walking and I noticed I was barefoot. But I was like... They probably won't notice. But I introduced myself. I was like, I'm such a huge fan. And then I introduced myself to the whole table. Hi, I'm Jennifer Lawrence. They had no idea who I was. Went back to the table. My entire dress was unzipped and my thong was out. So I was barefoot. And my whole ass was out. She does look very different. You've called yourself a hypochondriac. What was the last illness you were sure that you had? A stroke. It wasn't like a disease, but I thought I was having a stroke. What were the symptoms? Just a headache. I love me on rum.