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Today we are in Inverness, Scotland and we are in search for the one and only the fearsome Nessie. Let's get this tour started. Follow me. She's stealing my act. I was supposed to be the Irishman although we're not an island anymore. We're gonna start our tour under this bridge. Mind your head. No? Let's keep looking. She's this way. I think she's this way. We've got to get on a boat first. The boat's not here. What do we do? We wait for the boat. Okay, let's wait for the boat. First things first, we have to get our tickets or else they won't let us on this boat. That way we can't prove that it exists. The tour begins right here. We're going to spot her today. I think it's going to happen. We've traveled thousands of miles for this moment in time. What a beautiful day. What do you think the odds are we're going to spot her today? It's going to be very windy at the beginning but I have confidence we're going to see her. We're hoisting up. We're about to leave. Hopefully we spot something. If not, I bet you they throw something in the water that makes it look like Nessie. Jill, what's your excitement level? 10 out of 10. Have we spotted anything yet? Not yet. The water's very calm. She should be easy to spot. We're on a boat tour. Let's see what we've got. Oh, beers. Foods, alcoholic beverages. Very nice. All right, here's the back of the ship where everybody seems to be. Very impressive. Nessie, can you hear that? Nessie's been spotted up here. Nessie's been spotted. Oh my goodness. Where? We've spotted her. Look at this. Oh my goodness. I can't believe it. Jumping she willikas. Jill hasn't heard that one in a long time. I've been saving it just for this episode. Look what's right ahead. It's a castle. Not something we see in our homeland, is it? No. Castles. They don't build them like that in the States. Our mission is complete. We did spot Nessie. We did. Not the real one. The spotting journey is complete. I feel like a changed woman. We've spotted Nessie. Slow down. We've spotted something in the water. What is that? Have we spotted the real Nessie? There's something in the water. Look at this. Oh my god. It's magnificent. It's a piece of wood. Here Nessie, Nessie, Nessie, Nessie, Nessie, Nessie. I like having a camera out because then nobody sits near you. I can't believe I dunked that thing. Dry out baby. Dry out. The hootenanny. Another one because we're going to get closer. Absolutely. It's whiskey coffee baby. The whiskey helping I guess. The whiskey should keep you warm. You'll see a very large wooden object and that's a trebuchet. Trebuchet is like a large catapult.