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Wait a minute. Oh, I'm going to have such a headache. My earring's gone. Are you shitting me? Money. Are you serious? We got $75,000. Come on. We'll find it, baby. We're not going to find it in the ocean. Chris, he's so playful. He throws me in the water. I land on the side of my head, and I feel my earring is gone. I'm pretty upset. So I just want to run away, because Chris has never seen me cry before, and I'm kind of embarrassed. What happened? My diamond earring fell out. I had my diamond earrings, and then one of them came out. Oh my god. So take this one out. Show me where. In the ocean. I'm not going to find it. But the ocean, it's not that deep right there, honey. The insurance is going to take care of it. That's why we have insurance, honey. OK? Show me where. I'm just so annoyed. Don't move. Now just breathe. Everything's going to be fine. What's wrong with you guys? My diamond earring came off in the ocean, and it's gone. Kim, there's people that are dying. I just told them that it's fine. Anyone would be annoyed. I work really hard, and I bought these, and this was the most expensive thing I've ever bought. You're doing OK? Mm-hmm. Today I'm going to jail, and I just want to get it over with and never have to worry about it again. TMZ is stationed at every gate with their cameras. This is kind of serious. We have 10 minutes. Mom, suck my b----. I think all of us just are trying to be as calm as we can for Khloe. But I think at this point, my mom is a wreck. We could go to, like, IHOP. If we get really close and we have a whole bunch of time, do you want to have breakfast? What up, Adrian lover? Were you not going to call me to say ta-ta? I'm talking about. What am I talking about? Your sister's going to jail. Have a little compassion. Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail. Kim always sees that. We need the effect of everyone on what we're doing, right, while Khloe's gone. Here, Kim, this one. I feel like I'm going to barf. Good. Throw up. So what are we going to do for the Todd Cranes prank? I don't even know about the Todd Cranes prank. Wait, first of all, I literally cry laughing every day. We need to do one right now, so Rob says. No, I can't. Yes. I'm getting weirded out about calling your mom. Why? It's almost over. We started this weird prank to Kourtney's mother that I call her and say that I'm a guy named Todd Cranes, which is one of their oldest family friends, who I don't even know. And I have no idea what his voice even sounds like. Auntie Kris, it's me. It's Todd Cranes. Where are you? Stop calling this number. Some creep keeps calling me going, hi, this is Todd Cranes. It's not funny when someone's sending you flowers. The girls think it's absolutely hysterical, but I have to do the phone call. Okay, you guys, silence. Shh. Is it blocked? Tell them we want to go skiing in Bale. Hello? It's me. It's Todd Cranes. Is Auntie Kris there? Hey, Jacqueline, would you tell Auntie Kris I want to take her skiing in Bale? Todd Cranes? Yeah, it's me. Tell her we're going to Bale next week. Ski trip. On me, like old times. Can you tell her, please? Mom for sure said hang up. Let's go, Bobby. I know in L.A. you could, like, buy your way into fame, so you gotta be able to buy your way into royalty over here somehow. So I decided, you know, I'll Google how to get a title while you're in London, and a few things popped up. We only sell genuine titles that are hundreds of years old. This is perfect. I'm going back to the U.S. a lord. I don't know how you're going back. So I'm gonna be a lord. How you doing? Scott. Nice to meet you, Scott. Welcome. Rob, how are you? I know what brings myself here today. He's not exactly sure what I'm doing. We're gonna have a ceremony called an investiture ceremony. With the ceremony, he becomes a lord of the manor. He's not gonna go and rule the U.K.? Yeah, right. But he does have the title. That would never happen. I'm excited to get my lordship on. Okay. Do you, Scott Disick, enter the position of feudal lord and take up the title with a good heart and the belief in God? I sure do. I really can't even take Scott seriously. I can't take this whole thing seriously. I mean, I don't know, it's kind of, it's just weird. Scott, please kneel. Both knees. Your choice, my friend. You should be used to this, come on. Who was on the phone? The gate, it was Todd Cranes. Todd Cranes is at the gate? Shut up. Todd Cranes, you're such a bull- I can never just make a joke. Todd Cranes was just, they just set it up. I'm not making it up, Bible. Todd Cranes set it up. They just said Todd Cranes is at the gate, and you said okay. What if it's the fake Todd Cranes? Doorbell. That was the door, let's just go get it. The door rang. Well, you're pretty. You're not answering the door, Kim. I'll answer it. So exciting. How do you see if it's him from here? Guys. Auntie Chris, it's me, Todd Cranes. Hi, Toddy Dice. What are you doing here? Why do you keep calling me? I keep hanging up on you. It's me, it's Todd Cranes. Auntie Chris, it's me, it's Todd Cranes. How is it you? Have you been doing this to you? The whole time? Yeah, we got nothing better to do. I'm so flattered. Please repeat after me. I, Scott Disick. Affirm that. I will be faithful. And bear true respect and honor. To the people of the manor. And will be true to the laws of England and Wales. And be true to the Lord. To the laws of England and Wales. Amen. You just mind lowering your head slightly? I dub thee Lord of the Manor. Please rise, Scott. Lord of the Manor. I'm feeling royal. This whole being knighted ceremony to becoming a lord, it's pretty amazing. I don't really know what's going on. I'm loving it. This is fantastic. With this crown, I crown you Scott Disick, the new Lord of the Manor. Long live his lordship. What's going on right now? This is not happening. Please arise, my lord. Welcome to a fraternal brotherhood. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Hoist me. Oh. So Rob and I are passing Tralfalgar Square, and what better place to announce that Lord Disick is finally here. What's up, London? Lord Disick is here! What's up, London? Take him to the party tonight. What party are you going to? Victoria Jackson's birthday party. Oh, look at him. He's so excited. All right, Pierre. You could shake this up. You shake it. He's not your assistant. There we go. Only one? We're sharing. Oh, look at us. Aw. You guys are so cute. So cute. I really have to pee. Okay. Come on, Pierre. I love you. Do you have to come with me? Okay, you're afraid to have him alone? All right. Okay. Come over here. Okay. You're fine right there. Okay, no! He's not coming in. Mom, are you taking a deuce in there? I'm just peeing. I can't even get the toilet paper. No, that's not toilet paper. Oh, my God. What? Video of you peeing? What are you talking about? You haven't seen this? You're going to die. It's my fault. Why do you sit down on the toilet? Why don't you squat? You're in a public bathroom. Go look on my blog. Whose blog? Kendall and Kylie. You have to see it. You're going to die. Get out of here. You're freaking me out, Kylie. Stop it. Not funny. Oh, I'm going to kill him. Kim, I'll call you back. Kendall! You guys are dead! This is not funny. Not funny at all. To be silly and play games and make jokes is one thing, but to post a video of me on a toilet? I mean, seriously? I think you're overreacting. Is this going to matter to your life? Yes, it is. In a week? It matters to me right now. You have an issue and you need to get over it. We're trying to help you. Just put it out there and say, this is what I do. I'm a human being. I urinate, too. That is not... Do you realize what time it is? You will be over in two seconds. This is us helping you. This is not funny. I'm pissed. Exactly. I can't even, I can't. You guys are out of line, out of control, and you're grounded!