The Kardashians: Stick Up Your Ass - Season 5 : Best Moments | Pop Culture

Hi. What up? Hey. F***ing snake. How's the bib? It's perfect. Can you believe you are a mom of four? Sometimes I'm like, wish I could do it all over. One thing I would do is be so strict from the start. With your diet or? With rules. Like, strict with the kid. You could still start. You're staying home for 40 days. And 40 nights. Then you're going to go to a rave. You don't want to even go anywhere. Welcome to my daily life. Bye guys. Love you. Camera. Say hi. You know I'm leaving to go to Aspen with Lovie and your aunties. I'm coming back in a couple days. I'm in the middle of planning Christmas Eve. Hi guys. And we're going to fill up the tree with presents tonight, right? Because I want to fill it all with the white presents. Wrapping paper. The last few years, my mom just copies what I do the year before, but changes the color. Mine is always better. We just like to do recycled wrapping paper. Kim's ridiculous. Her wrapping this year. A cotton jersey t-shirt trying to claim you're recycling. I think the best wrapping paper is between me and Kendall. Always. Period. I'm not competitive about ----. I just know that my wrapping is the best. It is a full winter wonderland here. Our kids are running around everywhere. I'm sledding with Paris like we do. Baby Faith and Wanyang are going to perform. We just have such a good time together. Hey guys. Welcome to 818. Everyone's been asking for you to have a cooking show. We appreciate the likes. And if anyone wants to know the results of what happened on Christmas, we first tried making Bishi. I've never liked the family Bishi. You know this. I had like two servings of our Bishi. We blew Courtney's Bishi out of the water. My grandmother taught me how to make Bishi. I'm the only one that she taught. There's not a chance that Kendall and Kylie could make Bishi better than me. This was so much fun. It was. I have a bone to pick with you. Just about your delivery on things, you called me and asked me if you can do Shai's hair. You're very like shaming. Let me know that her hair wasn't washed. If I do it, you're going to say, why'd you touch that? All I said was, do you mind if I do Chicago's hair? It sounds like you're dealing with a bunch of your own bullshit. I swear you just want to project whatever you're going through on and take it out on me. And I could handle it, but only for so long. You need to live your life. Why are we constantly nitpicking? I'm not asking you guys to live the same life. Think whatever you want. Laugh as much as you want about me. I don't even want to go on this trip with you because all you're going to do is pick on me. Hi. Let me see. Take it in the elevator. Oh, I'm doing a fitting for the Emmys and they say to keep your vagina intact. You should not jump or run like six months. Doing Pilates tomorrow. Oh my gosh. Look at that body. Can you breathe? No. Send me a picture of the suit. Hi. The captain said there's going to be about a 30 minute delay here on the ground. We're in that area that I can get into. It's Grand Junction. Three hour drive with the snow. I don't think that's safe. Last time I was in Boston there were three crashes. My assistant crashed. My security crashed. All right, let's go. I'll be back in like the last two days. The fact that she always gets out of the shoe. This is going to be a great trip. Kylie said, some of those outfits on the plane are my Paris stuff from designers. Make sure no one actually wears anything because I won't be able to get more outfits in time for Paris. This is for Khloe. What a chalet. That's what this is called. Did you guys hash out your defenses? We don't really talk about that. Khloe, do you want to share a room? Share a room. I just want to watch Gypsy Rock. I used to look at everything here and now I have to go. I think I can reverse this. I'm going to eat tons of carrots and I'm going to do red light therapy on my eyeballs. Who's going to tell Kim that carrots don't fix your eyesight? Arriba. Abajo. Kim, are you going to yell at me if I FaceTime my daughter? This bitch brings her child with her to Allison's birthday dinner. And I'm sorry I FaceTimed my daughter to say goodnight. I was just giving you tips along the way. Why don't you have to take the same tips? This trip is not getting off to such a great start. I should have left with Kylie.