Painkiller - The Cocktail

This is a painkiller. A distant cousin of the pina colada, and it's an incredibly delicious way to kill some pain. There are four levels to the painkiller. Painkiller 1 relates to, it's Monday. Painkiller 2, you need a drink. Painkiller 3, you're giving bath. And painkiller 4, it's Monday. We'll be focusing on painkiller level 2. And now we don't condone drinking while giving bath. He gets his orange juice, which is new, so he must remove the cap. One ounce of orange juice. And now he grabs his pineapple juice. One ounce of orange juice. He reaches for a white cream, cream of coconut. And as he begins to pour it into his jigger, he contemplates his life and why he recalls this for the internet to watch. One ounce of cream de coco. Coco nut. And he drains every last drop. As he scoops what's inside and walks away, he realizes he's missing the rum. Quite possibly the most important part. And clearly, there's been a lot of pain. This cocktail works best with a dark aged rum. Since this is a painkiller level 2, you pour one shot and then another. For the ice, he's using just run-of-the-mill freezer ice. This one goes into the mixing tin, he caps it with a pint glass, slams it, and begins shaking like there's no tomorrow. Because tomorrow never dies. The condensation forms, and he continues shaking. Almost spills it all over the place. He pops it, grabs his glass, grabs the strainer, and strains it. Removes the strainer, and adds the ice. However, he measured out the perfect amount of ice to the point where he didn't need to strain it. The cap does not go in there, it goes on the rum. For garnish, he grabs an orange, which he has to peel the piece off, and it's incredibly difficult. He also doesn't know what a sharp knife is, because instead of using a sharp knife, he uses the dullest in his drawer. Cuts a slit, and places it on his glass. And good lord, that is a large slice of orange. He adds some roussard cherries for garnish, and the taste test. Absolutely delicious. If you liked this video, share, like, and subscribe. Make sure to check out the videos up top and down below. Until next time, eat well, and drink responsibly. That was just... Because I slammed it and popped it open, I picked it back up. That was close.