Dakota Johnson & Pedro Pascal Answer Rapid-Fire Questions | Off the Cuff | Vogue

I got whiplash from 50 Shades. Hi Vogue, I'm Dakota Johnson. I am... Pedro Pascal. I am Pedro Pascal. And this is Off the Cuff. Bitch. What is your most used emoji? What is my most used emoji? Yeah. Or crying emoji. Some form of crying emoji. Mostly the crying, the full tears. The full tears! But a not crying laughing, it's full tears. Yes. That's yours, yeah. Yes. Okay. I had no idea that you were paying such close attention. I'm going to be nicer to you. You heard it here first. From this day forth, you have it on camera. Off the Cuff. Yeah. What is something that never fails to make you laugh? You. Other than me! Your face. What was the last photo you took? I just took a picture with you. I just took a bunch of pictures with you. Oh, that's right. We just did a photo shoot. What is the last DM you sent? You never send DMs. No. So what's the last text you sent? Other than the middle finger to me. It was the middle finger to Chris. Describe your ideal night out. With me. My ideal night out? Yeah. Is a night in. Okay. Boring. What is a secret skill you have that nobody knows about? I can balance stuff on my head. Yes. You also speak Hungarian. I speak Hungarian. I cook. I can cook. Yeah. You make a very good hummus. Or somebody else made that. Remember you were like, here, have a bite. And I finished the entire thing. Where? And I was like, do you need this at your house? Which one? The green hummus. Which house? I didn't make that hummus. If you could be in any series of reality show, what would you be in? Well, the ones that I love are so punishing, so I don't want to be on any of them. I don't know any, I don't enjoy any of the ones. You loved Couples Therapy. I was obsessed with Couples Therapy, but ****, I would not want to be on Couples Therapy. Yeah. I love like old A&E ---- that was like about Southwest Airlines and people losing it at the airport and ----, but I don't want to be at the airport. What about like, It's called Airline. Great British Bake Off. Yeah. I would love that. I would like the Canadian Bake Off. Sorry, England. I'm coming around for dinner. What are you cooking? I would mash up avocado, and I'd sprinkle some olive oil on it, maybe a little chili pepper, some salt, and I'd toast you some gluten-free bread. Thank you. That's considerate. Did you drunk? Hey. Yeah. Okay. What's your favorite book as a kid? Good Night Moon. Good Night Moon? Yeah. Can I answer this one too? Yeah. Anything Judy Blume and anything Beverly Cleary. Are you there, God? That's me, Margaret. You love that one? About getting your period, yes. All about getting your period. How old were you when you got your period? Your first period. Round two, personal questions. That's a good segue. Go ahead. What was your first job? Cooking. Because I'm Gorgeous, intelligent, powerful. That's not what he normally says. It is. It's what I normally think. It's what I wake up thinking. It's what I go to bed thinking. Every day. Every day of my life. I worked at an art gallery. That was next door to my school, my high school. And I hated it because it was like doing more homework. What kind of kid were you in high school? I changed a lot. Like Madonna. I was like a theater nerd. And also like a little bit of a raver. Raver, like EDM. Like techno. It was the early 90s. Glow sticks and ----. Like Dr. Seuss ******* hats. Very like parachute type pants. Like real thick rubber sole sneakers. That sounds fabulous. Yeah. It was pretty great. What country is on your bucket list to visit? Vietnam. Are we dreaming? Do we go together? Let's go. Let's go right now. Because I looked at this and I answered it immediately. I knew exactly what I wanted to say and it was Vietnam. And then you said Vietnam. Do we go together? I would love to. Okay. Wow, that's weird. What is your favorite takeaway food? My favorite takeaway food is cheeseburgers. Yeah. What was your nickname as a kid? Koki. Koki? Spelled the way the frog is spelled. Koki. C-O-Q-U-I. Koki. Cock. Yeah. My nickname as a little girl was cock. You ******* idiot. Oh my God. Get out. I'll do this with somebody else. I'm going to suffocate. Okay. Did I ask you a question? Cock. No. Go. Where is your favorite place in the world? In your arms. If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be? I would listen to OK Computer. OK Computer. I would listen to Purple Rain, Prince of the Revolution. What is one sport you could beat everyone else at? Swimming. What is your favorite board game? Scrabble. I like Clue. What is one outfit from your childhood that you wished you had the grown-up version of? I've seen a picture emerge of me in these red overall shorts. I feel like you could do that now. Red ungin overall shorts. I feel like you might soon do that because you've been doing some wild ---- recently. I've been doing some stupid ----. Yeah. And I ain't going to stop. Okay. Name a TV show that you've recently binge watched. I didn't binge it. I've been waiting every week for the studio. I think it's hilarious. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's very funny. It's really good. How do you like to relax after working on a big job? I like to go to sleep for days. For days. What has been the strangest gift you've received from a fan? Just a human head. Me too. How weird. Just one of those. What was your dream job as a kid? Being an actress. Yep. If you weren't a performer, what job would you want to do? I would teach and probably just... What would you teach? I wish I would... How to be a bitch? Yeah, exactly. I'd be like, how to be a bitch 101. Literature. Oh, okay. I'd teach literature. He can't read. I would teach you how to read. And then I would teach you how to be a bitch who reads. Okay. What is one role that you would love to play? Hannibal Lecter. What was your first paid acting job? Crazy in Alabama when I was nine. Oh, wow. Have you ever had any accidents while filming? Yes, I have. I've gotten hurt for real. Me too. Yeah. What did you get hurt on? I got whiplash from 50 Shades. Oh, God. That's my favorite. That's my favorite thing. Oh, it's all meaningless after that. What's the best piece of advice you've been given about acting? What's the best piece of advice that you've been given about acting? Stop. Please stop. Stop acting. Me too. If you could switch styles with any of the characters you've played, who would it be? I recently did a job where I had just like a lot of the row. Madam Web? Madam Web. Yeah. How do you approach dressing for a red carpet? What's going on? What's going to look stupid? What shows just my kneecaps? Kneecaps have been shown like twice in my life. But that recent one with the boots and then the shorts, just this? For a celebration that is literally about cosplaying, everyone's like dressed up as Star Wars characters and stuff like that. What Star Wars character were you dressed up as? I was just having a little fun. It was cute. You hated it? I felt... You hated it. Embarrassed for me? I felt confused. Join the rest. Who's your style icon? Me at the Star Wars celebration? 100%. What is the best fashion advice you've ever received? Wear these boots. Yeah. Dressing up or dressing down? Both. What has been the most extravagant fashion purchase you've ever bought? I know. A ring. Yeah. The emerald ring. Then I found that it was on loan from our movie materialists. Okay, this round is called Guess the Look. Bitch. Guess this look, bitch. Let me see. Ooh, the meatball. Oh, you have to guess the designer? Yeah. Valentino? Yeah. Guess this look. Gucci. Bitch. It's your fave. The Golden Globes. Bottega. Stella McCartney. Gucci. I don't know this. You? Your bathrobe? That looks like... Bed Bath & Beyond? This looks like Heider Ackerman. I bet you you're right. I bet I am. Oh. Gucci. Was that recent? Yes. I mean, the only thing that matters is the shirt. It's Conor Ives. Protect the dolls. Lightning round. Fashion or function? Function. Beach or mountains? Ooh, both. Dinner party or rave? Today or the past? You would go to a rave, for sure. A rave. Over a dinner party, yeah. Starter or dessert? Starter. City or countryside? City. Pop or hip-hop? Can't choose. Sweet or sour? Sour. Text or voice note? Love both. You text. I text. Iced or hot coffee? Iced. Movie or box set? Movie. Big spoon or little spoon? Pizza or pasta? Pasta. Pizza or pasta? There is a T in pasta. Are you okay? I'm having a seizure. It's the end of the day. Pasta. Like, oh my god, I'm putting a T in pasta. Pizza, I guess. Pizza. Cinema or theatre? I won't choose between the two. I would never. I could not choose between the two. Yes or no? Yes. Left or right? Left. Left, baby. Goodbye. The groans. Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching, Vogue. Pasta.