Pretending To Be The "Perfect Couple" | Anyone But You (2023) | Romantic Comedy | Screenfinity

The RomCom Show
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Jun 6, 2025 #Relationship
What's wrong?
Margaret thinks we're together.
That's great.
No, Margaret needs to think we're the right type of together.
Not together together, but like situationally together.
Because if she thinks we're together together,
she's not going to break girl code.
So we need to finesse our togetherness
so that we're together, but there's
an opening for our togetherness.
And she can just slide right in so that we can be together.
Are you on Coke?
No, it's coffee here.
It's like meth.
I'm guessing.
No, I'm not.
I worked at Goldman.
Partner's wedding.
Do what you do.
Jesus, dude.
Who are you?
I'm a man trying to figure this out.
Look at your room.
It's so much bigger.
You got a painting?
Wow, that's so red.
We have to kick it up a notch.
Make it feel like we're in the Gaga stage.
What do you want to do?
Take me in the hallway?
That is not Gaga.
Actually, that could be construed as Gaga.
Tonight's the rehearsal dinner, so we have to do something
that makes it look like you're into me,
but you're not into me.
And I'm into you, but you can tell by my face
that it's never going to mount.
Get it together, man.
You hit me so much.
Okay, Kalonopin, now pretend this is a real fox
that messed up our garden.
Fuck it up.
Fuck it up, **** it up, **** it up, **** it up.
Yeah, **** it up, **** it up.
Fuck it up.
You see that?
He did it, yeah.
Oh, hey, they're here.
All right, everybody, wheeled up.
Hustle up.
You look beautiful, baby.
You look so good.
This is the best class in all of New York.
God, he's a chef.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You see the size of that boat?
Thank you.
Nice touch.
Nice dress.
You have a good heart.
