Top 5 Comedy movies to watch when BORED (2020-2021

Good morning! Morning! That's me, Millie. Ordinary, boring Millie. I love your dress. I think I saw it at Discount Bonanza. Okay, so I was never the most popular. Homecoming's this weekend. Booker is gonna be at the dance. And boys never really noticed me. Honestly, if this was a horror movie, I'd be one of the first ones to get killed. Cute, creepy dude in a mask. Like I said. But actually, it turns out... Where am I? I didn't get killed. Oh my god, why do I sound like that? I woke up in the killer's body. The Blissfield Butcher strikes again. Don't freak out. You're black! I'm gay! We are so dead! Will you stop? It's me, it's Millie! Hail, hail, Blissfield. I feel our glory and our might. And not only is that psycho wearing my body, he's killing it. He's like a wolf in sheep's clothing. Who knows how many of our friends he's gonna kill. Are you sure this is safe? No. Oh my god, it's a slaughterhouse. I have like less than six hours to swap back or I'm gonna be stuck in his body forever. Hurry up, loser. I gotta take a dump. I have to admit, it hasn't been all bad. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. I... Move! How's that feel? I'll make you wish your stupid face was never born. Oh my god, did you just pierce her? Yes! What am I wearing? I'm actually really liking this for you. Butcher! Great. We're gonna get killed by Murder Barbie. Can't wait to kill you. Time to stop this asshole. We're in this together. I want my body back. Come and get it. Look, I know I look like the Butcher, but it's Millie. He's crazy. Okay, Booker, can you look at me, please? Booker! Shut up, bitch. Booker, help! Booker! Will you shut up? Booker! Can I help you, sir? You can help me find Maria. Oh, Maria's gone. We're completely self-checkout now. Please scan your item. Please scan your item. I just did. Please scan your item. Yeah, right. Sir! This can't keep happening. You're not putting me in a home. What if it were our home? Grandpa! Jenny! Hi, Grandpa. Hello, sweetheart. How's your daughter's place, then? She gave me my grandson's room. He's not too happy about it. How do you like your room? Okay, look, I didn't want it to be this way, either. I just want my room back. Get away from me! Oh, come on. I want to put up with this, Pete. I demand my room back, or else it's war. Declaration of war. Give me back what is mine, or face the consequences. Okay. You got your wish. What the... Fast-drying foam sealant. I'm gonna get this, too. Sir, let me get this straight. You want me to help you and your buddies to help beat up your grandson and his buddies because the two of you can't figure out some way to live in the same house? Well, when you put it like that... I'm in. This kind of aggression shall not stand, son. I didn't know you were a Marine. I wasn't. Just saying. Let's do this. Do you guys even remember how to play dodgeball? Sure you don't need your diaper changed? Sure you don't? Ha-ha! Fire! Run for your life! Why are we doing it this way? When you have peace talks, you need someone neutral to mediate. You gave me a cookie. It is true. A cookie was given. I think your grandpa might be a ninja. We gotta end this somehow. Santa's dead! Did you see that? After a lifetime of being the world's most famous enemies... Tom and Jerry are about to start over... ...in the big city. This hotel has been host to four presidents, three popes, two kings... ...and we're about to host the wedding of the century. Do you think you're qualified to take on this position? I shine under pressure, like a diamond. Poor Brianna. One other thing... We have a mouse problem. But then what now? I'll catch it, sir. Oh, wow. This is so detailed. We could hire an exterminator. Or we can leverage millions of years of predatory evolution. If a picture of this mouse is tweeted up to Instapookface or TikiTok... ...we will be ruined. No, sir. That's not gonna happen. That rodent is toast. No! I will not let this hotel be ruined by a cat and a mouse! He's playing with us. I think I might have just pulled this off. Really? Everybody in the bouncy house going bouncy, bouncy. Bouncy now. Good morning, Miss Peterson. I'm sorry to disturb you so early. The court has ruled that you require assistance in taking care of yourself. I'm fine. I'm afraid it's not up to you to decide. The court has appointed me to be your legal guardian. What? You have to come with me. And remember... I'm here to help. My name is Marla Grayson. I'm just someone who cares. Marla Grayson, you've had amazing success. What's your secret? There is no secret, Peter. She forces them into the home, auctions off their house. And uses the proceeds to pay herself. Because caring is my job. I will grab your dick and balls and I will rip them clean off. Big deal maker. I know what you do here. Your hustle. Look at all these cash cows on your wall just leaking money into your account. Jennifer Peterson, she's off limits. She has very powerful friends who can make life uncomfortable for you. How uncomfortable are we talking? I love Marla Grayson. Like you. You only just met me. There's two types of people in this world. Predators. And prey. I don't lose. I won't lose. I'm never letting you go. You're in trouble now. I am a ******* lioness. Well, hello my ghouls and goblins. I know you've got your costumes picked out for the frightful festivities. And I hope you all get more treats than tricks. Halloween's upon us! See a good guy? Hubert DuBois is the nicest guy in this town. Here are some happy Halloween word searches. You can pass it out to the kids. Thank you so much. As a trained volunteer, I know what it's like when your spooky fun gets out of hand. The supermarket's selling expired bacon. Janet at the library has not been herself lately. I heard a voice in the sewer. I'm sorry, I didn't recognize her. It's pretty impressive how long he's been a loser. I'm messing with Shuby DuBois. Murder! The Salem tradition. You gotta expect a scare here or there. There's something off in this town. Mr. Lambert? Is that you? Oh no. Salem PD? Yes, over here. This is Shuby DuBois. Salem needs me. What are you gonna do, Mr. DuBois? What I do every October 31st. Make sure every citizen is protected. No one in Salem is safe tonight. So would you lose your thermos? Oh, that'll never happen. Anyway. We got an unsolved mystery here. Oh. Shuby! And you know who did this? Not now, Yubi. Mayor. I suggest we cancel Halloween immediately. We ain't canceling a damn thing. This is some Dateline NBC ----. You're the best person I know. That's why you're a hero. Not cool! Help me, Robert! Help me!