Buying my DREAM CAR from a VENDING MACHINE!!

It's finally the day I'm buying my first car. Okay, which one should I pick? This one. I can do these ones, right? This is definitely the coolest one on the lot. It's just beautiful, but it's sold. So I can't, I can't do that car. No, I like this one more actually. This one? Yeah, this one. I like the blue one actually. Okay, we got to check out some cars. This looks like a video game selection. It's just the same car in every color. Dude, this one looks like Bumblebee, does it not? So I'd go this one or the red one. Oh, what about I just get this thing? This has got to be super fuel efficient. This is just a take. Imagine pulling up to school in this thing. It's kind of cool. This is kind of cool. I actually like it, Ashton. You're going to buy it? Payton doesn't have a car either. Maybe we can both buy a car today. Oh, I didn't even bring my wallet. Let me tell you guys a little secret. I'm talking to a girl right now, not saying any names, but this is the car she wants. This is literally her dream car. So like this video if I should buy this car and surprise her with it. We just found cooler cars. Check these out. Oh, I like this one. A purple Ashton Martin. That is so cool. Back in like the 1500s, whenever my dad was a teenager, he bought a Lotus and loved it, but he ended up selling it soon after he got married. So what if I get a Lotus? Still three and a half thousand dollars for gas every year. Like, should I just get an electric car at this point? That's ridiculous. That's not a bad idea. Is Ashton actually going to flip his color because he likes this car? This blue is beautiful. It's blue-tiful. There's a couple more things you got to look into when you're buying your first car though. Am I okay with just driving this around on a daily basis? Good trunk space. Can I drive my friends? You can drive one friend and that's like all you have. Yeah, me. Hey, I have two people here. I know that you're my sister, but you're still my friend though, right? I am. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Oh, wow. Holy moly. Back to the future car kind of vibe. Oh, you're so right, it does. But if they like had a lot of money. Hey, DeLorean's cool. I'm so scared to touch any of them, dude. They look so expensive. Look at the paint job on this teal. Emerald green. Like an emerald green. But look at this Ashton Martin. Okay. I like this one. Because the black looks good, but it also has a touch of red. And the inside has red. This is like the exact paint job I would want on a car. Just get some nice red highlights, mostly black or like a stealth gray. And it's only $3,000 a year on gas. That's it. $418,000. That's like a house. I'm getting no. What's your budget, Ashton? Not $400,000. You have a hole in your shirt. See, I can't even afford a not-holey shirt, let alone a $400,000 car. But I'm gonna look at the motorcycles real quick. Dude, the whole reason we're here is because you already have a motorcycle. Yeah, you have a motorcycle. No, we're leaving. I love motorcycles. Come on. Dang. Dang, this one's nice. Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Back to the beautiful red Lotus. Four of these or one of those Ashton Martins. You could just buy one for all your siblings. Wouldn't that be nice? Red one and an orange one, a purple one, and a blue one. If this video gets 100,000 likes, then you'll buy us a little car. No, no, no, that is not a deal. We are not doing that. I think something like this is really classy. It's like perfect for you. Yeah, how much is it? $712,000. I could buy seven Lotuses with this. And I can't afford a Lotus. Oh my goodness, look at the paint job on this Lamborghini. It's so shiny. But this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. A spoiler. Whatever car I'm getting, I'm getting a big spoiler. These are like all dream cars. Once you buy a car, you have to do a spending 24 hours in my first car. That is a great idea, actually. If this video gets 50,000 likes, I'll do it. I'll spend 24 hours in whatever car I buy. Buying any of the cars in this lot would be an absolute dream come true. They're amazing. But I'm just not ready for that responsibility yet. Let's go check out some things that are a little bit more realistic. We just got to a truck dealership. This place is pretty good looking. And I just saw a red Jeep right there. I don't know if you see. It's a good car. It's reliable. Yeah. What about like a truck? I like that one. Yeah, yeah. It's all about trying it. All right, let's go. Looking at trucks and Jeeps here. I think a Jeep is better. What do you guys think? Truck or Jeep? Or something else. Go back, find a cheaper Aston Martin. I'm going to go stereotypical YouTuber style. Get a Tesla. Hey, they're good cars. Don't have to pay $4,000 a year on gas. Just don't crash the car, okay? But Tesla's run on AI. So like the safest car you can get. So great first time cars, right? This is the first car I'm trying. Hey, I actually really like the color. It looks like it's stealth gray. Let's drive in it. Come on. Whoever was in here before kind of stunk a little bit, but it's a nice feel in the car. Man, it's so quiet. This is really nice. Seats are really comfy. I could sleep back here for 24 hours. And it shows my blind spot when I turn my blinker on. Can we just like drive off with this? Dude, that's so fast. Holy crap. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Hands off, hands free. Guys, no way. This is crazy. Oh wait, it's about to turn. I don't know if it's going to work. I don't know if I trust this. I'm so scared. Oh, it's slowing down. It's slowing down. It's not going, it's not slowing down fast enough. I think we're good. Holy crap. That's insane. Okay, good Tesla. I can just play like rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. No, first try too. What do you think, Ashton? Are you leaning towards the Tesla truck? Yo, my phone charges on this thing. I just asked you a question. What were you saying? A lot of really cool things, but I still want to try driving the Jeep. I've always wanted to get some of those. So let's go drive them. We didn't die. Next up, beautiful blue Jeep. Kind of like the color a lot. Okay, let's drive it. Nice. Smells like smoke in here. Yeah. How do you roll down the window? Can we roll down the windows, please? That's kind of cool. Oh, you said that's cool? No, it's not cool. He just said that's cool. It's got a good feel to it. It's a good vibe. This is like a vibe. Feels like I'm driving a tank. This is just a fun car. This is fun. Like with your friends, it's just a vibe, honestly. First time I've ever driven a Jeep. He said there's a lot more space back here than the Tesla. That doesn't make it better. I feel like if I just ran into someone, I'd be completely fine. They definitely would not be. Do you like it? I do kind of like it. Yeah. This is like awesome. I love the vibe of the Jeep, actually. A Tesla wheel was super tiny, but this thing's like giant. Driving a freaking tank. And with these guns, it works. That was so crazy. That was not it. That's a nice car. And boom. You guys didn't hear it, but Silas admitted that it was better than he thought. It's better than I thought, I guess. I mean, they have the mic recording. Oh no, don't put that in. Yeah, it's a little better than I thought. How much do you think it is? $33,000. $33,000? $1. These things suck. Okay. $30,000. For $30,000? I was closest. What do you guys think about the cars? I really don't know what to decide. You always want to go on crazy adventures and go up the mountains and go do fun stuff. The Jeep is the way to go. Yeah, but did you feel how fast the Tesla was going? Like the zero to 60, that thing was crazy. Yeah, but go try going up the mountain in a Tesla. There's some great options here. Like that Jeep was really fun to drive. This is like awesome. And the Tesla, dang, that zero to 60 was amazing feeling. They were both great cars. I just want to look around a little more. I want to try something with a little more horsepower. This is not what I meant by horsepower. I mean, this could work. Let's go to something with wheels. To the next location. This is what I'm talking about. Ashton? What? It got wheels, don't it? Hey, four wheels. Come on, let's go. The dealerships were a fantastic start, but it's time to use my best resource. The internet. Here we go. As I scoured the internet for the perfect, or I could just get another motorcycle. Focus, Ashton. Your little brother Paxton got a car before you. Wait, is that a car vending machine? In your dreams, Ashton. Focus. It's been days of searching and I found no... Oh, oh, guys. Oh my, I found it. I found it. I just bought my first car. It's right there. It's literally in that elevator right there. I've never even seen a car before. Thankfully, there's a money back guarantee. So it wasn't a stupid thing to just buy it because I've been so excited about this. Does it come down on the elevator? Yeah. I bought the coin. I'm going to put this in the car slot and it's going to come flying down. This looks better, right? That? Goodbye, expensive coin. Hello, car. I just bought a car in an elevator garage. How cool is that? That's a bike lane right there. Okay. Holy cow, it's nice. This is really nice. My phone charges when it's sitting there. What? Winning. This is so exciting. I'm a happy boy. That was like the fastest, easiest car buying experience I've ever seen. You're bringing me to the hospital? You're going to need it. I'm very happy. I want to take really good care of this car. This is my first car wash ever in this car. There's a car wash mode. Time to show Payton the car. Oh, she's coming out right now. It looks so good. Your car is like sparkly. My car is freaking sparkly. Do you see it? I do see it. You actually bought this car without even test driving it? I know it's pretty crazy, but there was the seven day back guarantee. So if anything's crazy wrong with it, I can just return it. I'm glad that I tried out that one Tesla because that was a really nice car. But this has less miles on it. It's a 2024 and I got it for way cheaper. It's so nice. This one also has auto drive. Thank you so much. Yay. And that is my first drive-thru ever in my new first car ever. That's a lot of firsts. That is a lot of firsts. If you want to see him spend 24 hours in his first car, make sure to hit that like button. 10,000 likes. I'll spend 24 hours in this car. Okay. You heard him. Thanks for being awesome. See ya.