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謝謝 謝謝 嘿嘿 呃 我沒說過 也沒有說過 OK 讓我們開始我們的第一位畢業生 好 女士們 這個性感的傢伙將自己描述為 一個大肚子餓的小熊熊 打個招呼給Bernie Gumbel 你喜歡烹飪嗎 我不是很會說話 但是我喜歡 我喜歡聽話 在我閒時間 我喜歡建造物品 然後討論 它可以放在哪個房間 五十塊 七十五 你應該有足夠的錢 來付我的禮物 蘭 三百 三百五十 九百二十六 賣給五個勇敢的小熊 好 我們有了 我的天啊 哇 看誰是女士們的男人 來吧 女士們 我過得很好 阿噗 謝謝你贏了 Wubbzy 我沒想到你這麼厲害 哦 是的 所有Pokemon的經理人 必須擅長死亡藝術 這次不容易 但我們會看見 有人想跳舞嗎 你為什麼不試著阻止我 這只是一張筆記 我每天都在想你 當我把你弄得孤獨 這就變得有點私人了 我明白 哇 我知道 哇 告訴我 這是我母親的筆記 哦 讓我們看看她寫了什麼 你也討厭蝶花嗎 別讓我開始寫蝶花 不 不 這是證明 我結婚的時間到了 哦 好 恭喜 不 不 你知道這意味著什麼嗎 什麼 真的嗎 這一切 是在我八歲之後發生的 好的 來吧 十艘船和一盞電磁爐 你稱之為婚禮嗎 好的 我們會建造一家手工藝術品工廠 但只因為曼珠拉的年紀越來越大 我們就不同意了 你的第三個女兒 將結婚成為我們的第一位 完成了 我不能結婚 我只是剛開始享受我的畢業生 我該怎麼辦 告訴她真相 你不準備結婚嗎 不 不 你不認識我媽媽 她永遠不會放棄 直到我結婚 那就告訴她 你已經結婚了 不 我不能騙我媽媽 那就結婚吧 你想要什麼 是的 沒錯 媽媽 我已經結婚了 我為什麼不告訴你呢 原因是 我猜我 我沒想到你會理解 我要走了 拜拜 愛你 做得好 他們的謊言讓我自由了 失敗 五百塊 阿布 醒醒 我想買一杯雞尾酒 還有一張獎勵 我有這麼多 對不起 你沒有足夠的錢 我可以幫你買 你來吧 I told her I had a wife Maybe you shouldn't have told her you did She's going to be here any second Yes, that will buy me some time Homer, you've got to help me Okay Seems to me, what you've got to do is jump What? Well, you can always move into my house And tell your mom that Marge is your wife Is it me or do your plans always involve some horrible web of lies? It's you Welcome to the Putimer May I help... Mother! What are you doing here? I have come to meet this wife of yours And meet her you shall It is a very reasonable request that can easily be granted In a timely and efficient... Let's go And we shall because it is in the going that we... Oh, that yogurt was so good I wish I was eating it right now Oh, crap, I forgot Marge, I need a small favor For the next few days, will you pretend to be Abu's wife? What? Please, it's just for as long as his mother's living here What? Honey, I am in my home Sweetheart Can you feel the love? Mother, I would like for you to meet my darling wife Of many, many good years Marge Hello So, what brings you to America? I have come to see the woman For whom Abu was willing to disgrace his family And spit on his culture Here I am OK, gotta run Abu, I'm sure you wanna get upstairs And fix that broken toilet Before Marge yells at you again I'm just so honored to have you here in our home Thank you And having met you Let me say how deeply, deeply disappointed I am Abu, your arranged bride Manjula Is a sweetly fine-chased woman Are you nuts? Mother, come on You know that one out of every 25 arranged marriages Ends in divorce Oh, Bart and Lisa Do you remember your father, Abu? Well, this is your father, Abu's mother Oh Hi I cannot believe you did not tell me I had two grandchildren But you can't leave We're scamming an old lady at my house And I need a place to hide out Sorry, home I've been planning this vacation for years I'm finally gonna see Easter Island All right, with a giant head With a what now? Hey, dad I've come to spend some time with my favorite father Baloney You came here to put me in a home You're already in a home Oh, how could you Abraham Simpson Or Elias Talmadge Oh, no, I'm not Well, let's see what you got The pink ones keep you from screaming All right, folks It's supper time Supper at four o'clock What a sweet deal Hey, they got chairs with wheels And here I am using my legs like a sucker I must apologize for the inconvenience, Marge You are a real sport Right How much longer is she going to be here? Homo was a little sketchy on the details It should not be more than a few days She really, truly hates you Can I ask you about your dot? What would you like to know? What's the deal with that dot? Yeah, can you see out of it? Does it change colors when you're ticked off? You tell me Nothing yet Surely you children are aware of your Brahman heritage As long as you have absolutely no follow-up questions Yes Yes, we are Fully We have to go now Jasper Ladies Beatrice Looking good, Hattie Hazel I don't know her Hester Emil Rudens Lemuel Increase Dad Harnelius Supper time No, you don't Yes, I do Eat my dust Wow, someone sure likes his kidney mud Damn right Who knew that Lays made liquid potato chips? I can't suck just one Another bag of chips, Mr. Talmadge Geez Also, I think I'm getting a bed sore What do you have to do to get turned around here? Hey What's Lucky hooked up to? A respirator It breathes for him Here I am using my own lungs like a sucker And how come everyone gets a bedpan And I have to walk all the way over there? You mean there? Yeah Hello, I'm Cornelius Talmadge My family brought me here on Monday But I broke free and went on a bit of a bender Wait a minute If you're Cornelius Talmadge, then who's... When I get old, Marge I want you to promise you'll put me in a home It's like being a baby Only you're old enough to appreciate it Well, I'm glad you were having fun Because I've had my hands full with Appu's mother Oh, right Right, the fake marriage thing How's that going? Okay, Appu I am packed and ready to go to the airport Oh, my God Marge, how could you? How, Appu? Give it up Mother, I am so sorry I lied to you about being married Lie to his mother But the fact that I would stage this ridiculous farce Surely proves to you How much I do not want to go through With this arranged marriage I had no idea how strongly you felt, Appu Now wipe that smile off your face We have a wedding to plan You know what you could do, Appu? You'd shut up You could fake your own death Or wouldn't you shut up? All you need is a car bomb and you... I can't believe you don't shut up Yes, yes, Manjula I will take care of all the wedding plans You just get on a plane and come to America I have to go Keep Allah happy Believe me, I'd like to Goodbye I've been looking over this list of things for the ceremony I've got the extra wine glasses But I'm still short a tandoori oven An elephant and four castrati What's a castrati? I don't know, but I'm sure it's spicy Hey, is she in our pool lately? He looks terrible Yeah, rumor has it Maj threw him out Tough break, she's a beautiful lady You got that straight, Vaughn To Maj! Bo, what do you recommend for severe depression? Booze, booze and more booze Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away Yeah, you got that Look, Manjula and I have not seen each other in 20 years Two people cannot fall in love sight unseen Hold on there, I'm counting on that Well, just 24 hours of freedom left Actually, more like 12 Nope, I'm so stupid Seven, it's seven hours You have seven hours See? Seven Oh When I'm hot-blooded Shake it unseen I got a fever of a hundred and three Come on, you shouldn't be spending your last hours of bachelorhood in a dump like this You should be living like there's no tomorrow And I know just the place Ugh, is this the life or what? You want me to turn on the bubbles? Why is she on the 10 o'clock, the 10.15, or the 10.30? I am so terribly sorry, sir It appears that your tiger has been sent to St. Louis Uh-huh I should send you to St. Louis No, no, he's not worth it Can you please indicate your tiger type on this chart? Number six How's that fire ring coming? Is it sacred yet? Almost I...it...yeah Can you believe it? Tradition forbids me even to speak to the woman I'm about to spend my life with Has the whole world gone crazy? Nah, just your screwy country Ugh Your old friend Appu is a lamb being led to the slaughter Don't worry, Appu Someday you'll meet someone you really love I'm really doomed Only the gods could stop this wedding now Gods, eh? No, no, no, no, no No pansies for me It's the tradition in India Yeah, all right It'll cover the gravy stains Hey! Tradition Thanks for helping us out, Reverend I know you've never performed a Hindu ceremony Well, Christ is Christ Plus, I consulted a Hindu website Hello, everyone What a happy, happy day Wow, I wish I had an elephant You did His name was Stampy You loved him Oh, yeah Whoa! A mouse What? Manjula? Appu Bing, bing, bing Are we asleep now? I am the god Ganesh This wedding angers me All will die unless it is stopped Oh, God Please, listen to me Boo! Stop chasing Ganesh You're just gonna get more wrath I'm afraid this is all my fault, Manjula To be perfectly honest with you I have not exactly been looking forward to this arranged marriage Nor have I Marrying a complete stranger? It is crazy All right Ganesh has been subdued All will die Resume the ceremony Quickly tell me What is your favorite movie, book and food? The answer to all three is fried green tomatoes That feels good Double part I am so torn You are clearly so quick-witted and beautiful And when I look in your eyes I see that sweet little boy Who showed me my very first kiss And I like it Do you think this marriage could really work? Who knows? We can always get divorced Of course God bless America And now, ladies and gentlemen Let me be the first to present to you Mr. and Mrs. Apu Nahasabimapetilum Geez, I am no good at weddings I am no good at weddings I don't know why Whenever you Those peanuts aren't for you They're for the elephant Screw him Put me down Ganesh commands you Well, so far so good Don't you think? I cannot wait to show you our apartment Apartment? Oh, no, no, no You must buy me a house And you're getting a haircut What? Got you