Still In Love With His Ex | Funny People (2009)

Oh, man. Oh, God. Who's that? That's, uh, the girl I was gonna marry. But then she smartened up. So she's ten, and she's six. So cute. She, she looks like you, the little one, huh? Yeah. What's the matter? Your guy doesn't have any DNA in him? That's all Laura. They fight a lot, but they're cute. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming here. I wanted to come. I wanted to see you. You didn't have to come here. You didn't have to. I know it's stressful for you. I'm just, I'm just, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about everything I did. You don't have to be sorry. That was twelve years ago. Everything worked out for the best. It's good. Look at your life. This is great. Yes. It's the best life. I hate it. I hate it all. I hate it. I'm addicted to it, I guess. I keep doing it. Hello, Wayne. This is Ira. Uh, I'm calling to say I don't think today is a good day for you to come by and see George. Uh, maybe tomorrow, so I'll give you a call when I know what the schedule looks like. Thank you. Uh, I'll talk to you soon. You have a family now. You have a family now. I'm so happy you did the right thing. You moved on. You got a good life. And, and I just got nothing, Laura. I hate that. I hate that it could have been me with you. Don't do that. Please. I'm sorry. I just *******, I could have had those kids with you. How could you cheat on me? I was so hot. You were. You were so hot. I don't know. You're not. I don't even know what the **** I was doing. I was just a stupid idiot. I don't remember anybody else. I don't remember anybody else. I only remember you. I don't know. I don't even know who they were, who ******* ruined us. They're not in my brain ever. It's like it didn't happen. The only thing that happened was us. And you, you ran away because you had to. I had to go. At the time, I just couldn't do it anymore. But you know what I realized? I love my husband. But it's just not the same. In that I love you so much and... I know, I know, I know. I have the same thing. I have the same thing. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad. I love you. I love you. I always love you. And the crazy thing is he cheats on me too. He's like an Australian you. Oh, I ******* hate this guy. Is he crazy? It's just that you were the one. Just you are, were, are the love, love of my life. Hug was a mistake, wasn't it? You're not sick, are you? You're just doing that to get me down here, huh? There are those hands again. My big hands. Always made my penis look small. Thank you, Harris, for that complex. Jeez, the two of them together. It was a guarantee. Dwarfing.