Comedic Monologue Maggie- Stuck (Hannah Villanueva)
Hi, my name is Hannah Villanueva. I am based in New York City, and this is Maggie from Stuck.
Bob, I have an idea. Now, I know this may seem forward, and we've only just met and all, but
I'd like to do something to you. Now, if it's too soon, or it's not something you're into,
you can just say, Maggie, I'm not into it, and I would totally understand.
You can have a safe word, in case things get out of hand. Look at me, Bob. Will you
let me pierce your ears? Now, before you say anything, I think that this could be the start
of something totally amazing between you and I. Really? Oh my god. Okay, let me go get my needles.
Oh, yeah, this is probably something I should have mentioned in my dating profile,
because it could, you know, scare off some men. But not you, Bob. Not you. Thank you.