Happy Feet - Lovelace

Hold it, y'all. I have a warning for the audience. Ladies, please avert your eyes as I've been known to hypnotize. You heard the voice. Now you're about to meet the one and only lovelace in the flesh. Right here. Right at home. Right now. The devotion, please. Oh, yeah. And now, your question. Cedar Lovelace, my wife has disappeared. Is she alive? Oh, yeah. Is she alive? Now, separate the truth from the jive. Speak to me, oh mystic being. Yes! She's happy and you're in her thoughts. Is she with another male? One pebble, one question. Next! Oh, Sir Emon, please ask the mystic beings. Will I ever be as rich as you? In your dreams, Jean. Next! Gracias. Why, why, why not? Get up there. No, come on. Gentlemen, please. One at a time. Um, are we with him? Yeah, we together. He got a beautiful question. Go. Come on. Just don't look him in the eye. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Excuse me? What kind of question is that? Next! No, wait, Sir Emon. I'm at a school once with something like that on his foot. Said he was abducted by aliens. This, Freeland, is my sacred talisman. Talisman, talisman. Bestowed on me by the mystic beings. Mystic beings. During my epic journey of enlightenment. To the forbidden shore. Forbidden shore. Oh, say it one more. Forbidden shore. Wait, you saw mystic beings? I hear them. They speak through me. There's a power that makes me stand upon this tower. Did they have front-way eyes? Did they probe you? Tie you up? Strap you down? No! They probed me. There's too many questions. You don't have enough pebbles, fool. Well, you haven't answered any of my questions. How many questions he got? We've all got stuff to ask. Bring it on. You bring this stranger before me. He doubts my powers. He compares me to a skua. The voices are shrieking in my head. They say, Lovelace, who is this fool? Tell him. Tell him to go forth and multiply! Come to think of it, why don't we all go forth and multiply? Ooh, Lovelace! What are you saying? It's mating season. Already? I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. Okay, ladies, who's first? Me! Don't touch the- Don't touch the talisman, baby, please. Hey, wait- Wait a minute, wait a minute. What about us? Lovelace! Hear me? There's not enough love in the world. Turn to the penguin next to you. Put your flippers up. Fluff him up a little bit. And give him a great big hug. There's the rug. Okay, ladies. Make that little noise again, girl.