Happy Feet - skuas

Hey, what you doing there, flipper boy? Nothing. What are you doing? Nothing. Just dropped in for a little lunch. There's food? Here? Oh, leggo way. No, no, no, wait. Not me, I'm a penguin. Exactly. The flipper boys, that's you, eat the fish. The flying boys, that's me, eat the flipper boy and the fish. And lately, there ain't a lot of fish. So, uh... Wait! What's this? Yeah, that's weird, all right, listen. You want some? We're gonna do this civilized. Now, get one... Hey, what's that on your leg? What, this little thing? No, no, don't start him on that. Shut up! The little flipper boy asked me a perceptive question. A question like that, there's always an answer. Here we go. I got two words for you. Alien abduction. Oh, yeah, what the hell? Quiet! Now, little buddy, there is something out there. Creatures, not like us. Bigger, fiercer, and smarter, too. Ask me how I know. How? Because I've been captured by them, that's how. Unbelievable. What do you mean unbelievable? It's true. I'm sitting on a rock, minding my own business, when suddenly, they're watching me. These bees, like big ugly penguins, fat flabby faces with front ways eyes, no feathers, no beaks, and these, these appendages. They probe me, they tie me up, they strap me down, they take this pointy thing, and they stick it into me. And then... Splatter. Gosh. I woke up, and there's this, this thing on me. Every flying bird is dissing me. Hey, what's happening, yellow leg? It was humiliating. And then what? It was humiliating. What more do you want? They could have eaten you. Yeah, yeah. I guess my pitiful cries for moisty appealed to their better nature. Can I appeal to your better nature? Nice try, kid, but no. No, no, no! What you doing out there, flippin' bird? Get up here! Get back up here this minute! All right! Let him get away! All you screwy aliens! Hey, I'm gonna abduct Dave. Abduct Dave? Don't make me call Uncle Angie. Oh, fine. Where you going? I'm gonna abduct Dave! I don't care where you are, I'm hungry! Oh, would you like to hear our specials? How about some fish? There's no fish. How about some penguins? There's no penguins. What are we gonna eat? Huh?