Laugh to death - Funny moments of China's national treasure, the giant panda

Are you ready? Your sister came from Chengbao. Your sister ate more than 290 yuan, plus 50 yuan. Your sister ate more than 300 yuan. Is Yueyue also a little bad? Yes. Yueyue is a little bad, but not so bad. What are you doing? I didn't touch you. You are so fat. Pig's feet. Your name is pig's feet. It's so stuffy. I'm waiting for you. It's gray and red on the outside. It's so red here. And on the other side of the nose. I'm going to cook pig's feet. It doesn't taste good. Throw it away. It doesn't taste good. Throw it away. It doesn't taste good. Throw it away. This one is good. Throw it away. No. It doesn't taste good. Throw it away. Look, they are lining up to make bamboo shoots. Do you want to grab their bamboo shoots and pick their ears? It's broken. It's still swimming. Ah! You deserve to be beaten. How dare you eat food that has poison in it? Don't you have conscience? I'll kill you. I'll cute you. I'm just paying attention to you. How many times have I said Hot hair this thing you don't look at other people's hair is good-looking you know your head is so big and your face is so round It's not good to look at this. This is what you're born with. That's what you're born with Come on, son. Mom, no. Oh, let mom suck you up. Hey, don't make a mess. Don't make a mess Let's go. I don't want you. Hey, where are you going? Come here. I'll give you another one Raise your right hand and follow my rhythm So many places you say you do where not good ah you why choose this place to do you give me a scare you know I thought the black mountain old waist Is that four-eyed man there? Hey, I'm hungry Get me a big bowl of rice. Did you hear me? I'm hungry. It's not time for dinner I'm going to your new one. Do you know who I am? I'm Guo Bao. I think you don't want to do it Let me show you what kung fu panda is Hey, don't pull it. It's going to break All right, I'm going home after work Oh, there's a show It's a little bit of a panda Go away You give me a party to kill me is not to take a look at me that clean you you go This girl doesn't have the right to say she's a monster. Today, I'll show you my real power. Watch this. Help! I'm your little cutie. You're a bully! I'm not bullying you! Get out! Where are you going? Help! Mom! Help me! Mom, don't be like this! You're so annoying! You scared me to death! Use your right hand as a shield. Continue to rotate the umbrella base. What do you see in the box? How do you feel? Get ready everybody for the spooky party! Count to three. We'll live without me within the shadows of the night. I'm getting closer. You're getting colder. One, two, three. I can't even see from the mirror. You look polite. Your face is glowing in the dark. I can show you the way out. La, la, la. I can't sleep and I'm losing grip of what you told me the other night I'm getting older, but so much stronger I can take you down tonight Yeah, I can bring the lights tonight La la la ho La la la This is the big city, this is our national treasure The edge of the Luozi Mountains is a crazy test The most important thing is to keep your own weight No weight at all Oh, my little pig, don't climb high Come down quickly You slow down, you slow down, don't fall No problem at all Ha ha ha ha Why are you climbing so high? I'm a little scared Don't be afraid. Mom came here like you You're just like her Go down You're a panda, you're not going to die You're a panda What's wrong with you? Don't grab it, it's mine I always feel yours is better Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me Why are you grabbing mine? Do you want it? I don't want it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So rude You've heard He has a friendship Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Does the kid have a lot? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't shout! What's he doing?! I'm so hungry! I'm your meal! I know I'm wrong, I'm so sorry! Mom! Help me please! I can't eat anymore! Hello. If you don't listen to me, you have to grow up. This is my mom's trick. Why are you so angry? Do you know? You are a child. Go, go, go. Let's go. Come on. This way, this way. Come on. Let's go this way. Come on. He is running away. I can't see him. He found Tian Dong. Are you ready? Help. He is running to chase his mom. He wants to play with his mom. He is so cute. His mom ran away. He is rolling. He is angry. He is rolling. Just now, He Hua was bullied by He Ye. His mom hugged He Hua and went to beat He Ye. She is a bad daughter. She is so bad. Oh my god. I told you to bully her. Be gentle. You are so rude. I'm not full yet. Open the door. What are you doing? Open the door. I'm not full yet. Help me. I don't want to go to work. I'm a little full. I can't. I want to throw up. No. You are so rude. Just eat it. He is so sweet. Do you think I'm sweet? I'll eat some vegetables. I want to lose weight. I can't. I have a toothache. Oh my god. I don't want to eat it. I can't eat it. I'm full. I have to go to the hospital. It's designed by He Hua. Who designed it? I have a stomachache. It's time to eat. Hurry up. I'm done. I have to go to work. I have a lot of customers today. It's a national treasure. You have to pay attention to your appearance. I don't look good. There are so many clothes. Where should I sit? Choose a place for me. Get out of here. I told you not to go up. No. Don't make fun of me. Just let me go up. Who is your brother? I'm not your brother. You can't go up. Don't follow me. Come down. I didn't mean it. I'll go up from here. I won't hit you. You can't do that. Who is the national treasure? You have to share the bamboo with me. You still resist. I'll let you drink my milk. It's not right. How did he get up? Fortunately, my butt is tight. Let me tell you something. I'm not young. Can you introduce me to someone? What? Introduce you to someone? What are you talking about? I don't know. You are so rude. I have someone. Look. I don't look. I don't care. I have a wife.