I Want To Be Alone! | Frasier | Comedy Central Africa

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Hello? Dad? Daphne? Eddie? Could it be?
Eddie?
What do you think it's for?
So the elephant says, he's with me.
Delighted to see the two of you, it's just I'm in the middle of a very exciting chapter.
Oh, I understand. So why don't I pop into the kitchen and brew you up a nice pot of tea?
No, I've just poured myself a glass of wine, thank you.
I see.
What you reading?
Oh, Dad, you wouldn't find it very interesting?
I might. Any good?
Well, I haven't formed an opinion yet.
Oddly enough, I'm having a little trouble getting into it.
Vic!
I don't want to offend, but if you wouldn't mind, could you just leave me alone, let me read my book?
No problem.
What are you doing?
I'm leaving you alone.
Well, it's very annoying.
Oh, what's your problem? You've been sucking a lemon all week.
All right, all right, I'll tell you what my problem is. I can't get a moment's peace alone in my own house.
Well, forgive me. When you invited me to move in, I didn't realize I had to stay chained to the radiator in my room.
Perhaps only evenings.
I heard that.
Well, of course you heard it. You're never out of ears, Shaft.
Oh, you know, you've always been like this. You were always a fussy little kid and it's gotten worse ever since.
You and your precious morning routine.
You've got to have your coffee, you've got to have your quiet, you've got to have this, you've got to have that.
Well, aren't you the little hothouse orchid?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm here to listen to that.
If you want everything so perfect, why don't you go live in a bubble?
Oh, well, right now it sounds very inviting.
Finally, a little peace and quiet around here.
Good night, Seattle, we love you!
