GETTING A CAT

Guys, we're gonna go get a brother or sister or boyfriend or girlfriend for Boba! Okay, the mission today is we're gonna go to a local shelter and just see if they have a cat that would fit with Boba because he's driving us crazy and he's ******* depressed and he probably needs a friend. We're getting Bobino. Yep, Bobino's getting a sibling because he is driving us insane. And I hope that it's cuddly. Boba does not cuddle unless no one is watching. We're gonna have to Uber that. Oh, what? Why? There's a car. My truck? Shouldn't sell. Look, like, oh my gosh, ew. Okay, turn around. Like, turn that way, like, facing your phone. Bro, this is like a toxic, like, boy, like, from LA, used to skate, tells his mom to f off and doesn't shower. Mom's a bitch. No, she's not. Huh? It's the first cat we've seen. He is so sweet, too. I love him. And I think we have to take him. You're so cute. Oh my god. Give us, give us your teeth. Give us your teeth. Next door. Yeah. My goodness. You have such a beautiful smile. He's actually so funny. I love him. He's so funny. We're going into the next room, huh? No, I did. Oh my ******* god. Look at the name, look at the name. Oh, I love him. Hello. Convinced us to look at the dogs. I'm gonna cry. No. Who is this? Can we take Hamlin home? Why? So? You're so sweet. I know you look just like Bug. Yeah. Oh, stray. What? Naughty boy. He ran away. Look at the guilt on his face. Yeah, I'm not meant to be you. Can someone come get her, please? Her name's Diamond and I'm gonna drop the location. We're sat outside the shelter because there's like a 30, 40 minute wait before we can meet the animals, but we selected three. One kitten, but we don't, T doesn't like tabby cats and the kitten is a tabby, so we're thinking maybe not. And also it's a kitten, it's gonna get adopted anyway. And then the other two, we got Mr. P who was under the blanket. We don't even know what he looks like. And then we got Dexter with the vampire fangs. I feel like it's gonna be Dexter because he's ******* cute. Yeah. But we'll find out. So Dexter, like, the reason why we're inclined to get him is because he has already been acclimated with other cats. And then we went and saw the dogs. I got really upset because I want to take them all and we can't take them home. Tim says no. So I can't take them home. But I, realistically, I can't have a dog. No. I travel way too much. Yeah. Yeah. There's like, there was one called Diamond. She was sentient. I'm nervous. I can't believe how many animals they adopt out in a day here. Like, I just didn't think it happened that quickly. Like, you come in, you pick an animal and you **** up. He's got big mittens. Oh, we really like Dexter though. He very much is like, my God. Exactly. Show us the toes. She can be a bit shy at first. She's like a candy store. Literally, I can't believe that as a grown up, you can just come and do this. Like, what do you mean? And I have a house I can put it in. I want the dogs, the cats. Give me the shelter. I'm actually buying it. Actually, it's actually, you know, that's one of my life goals. Do it. Yeah. I'm going to put it in a, I'm going to buy a high rise and have the biggest sanctuary ever. This is like a, what is it? Like, upstairs neighbor activities. I swear she has a shelter up there. Nah, it's just the doors are miniaturizing. Hello. Hi, baby. This is insane. Hello. He's so cute. I can't believe no one else took you. You're so cute. He's so cute. Can we please? Yeah, I think so. They're so cute. I love the teeth. You are coming home with us. Yes. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Hi. I love you. We're waiting for the baby. I'm so nice. I want to get a picture of you. Best friends. Are you excited? I'm so excited. I'm so nervous too. Are you happy? I feel very guilty though. Why? Because of bug. What do you mean? Like, I just hate spending time with other animals because I feel like I'm a traitor. Oh no. This is your new home. Why just don't get it? Have you no shame, boba? I'm gonna go eat dinner and leave him to decompress. I'm sorry it's a mess. Usually I don't live anything like this. I'm actually very neat and tidy. You'll find out. Um, we're just keeping him in this room because obviously we have another cat, but he's got his little... I'm so excited to eat. I can't even mix it because they don't bowl it. Should we mash it? Yeah. Okay. Good morning, everyone. It's the next day. He never ended up eating last night, so this morning I have done massive order from PetSmart of basically every type of cat food that I could find that comes in a tin, and I also got him one kibble to try. Okay, so first up on the trial is Meow Mix. Okay, Meow Mix review. Next up, Frisky's Prime Fillets. If I was a cat, I would eat it. Chicken and gravy. Not a winner. Turkey feast and gravy. Nope. Okay, and in here we have like... I don't even know what this is. A million different flavors. What is this? Roasted chicken entree. This is an entree, Dex. Try it. Try eating. We found it. Luckily, luckily, that brand was the one that I bought ******* loads of. Like, I accidentally... I didn't mean to do this. I was just like clicking yes on everything they had. I guess he's set for a while. If he changes his mind, we still have other options. And I think the rest of the food that he didn't eat, I'm gonna go donate to where we got him from. I don't know if you can do that. Or I'll see if Boba wants it. I'm gonna clean up the mess and see you guys in a bit. We're just having some cuddles on the floor. I went away for a couple of hours, did some work with my podcast producer. Yes. And now I'm back. I think he took a nap. I can't tell if when he like opens up his like tummy and like back legs and stuff, if he wants me to stroke his tummy or if he's just getting like comfy. He is incredibly good for my anxiety, by the way. Can't wait till he's brave enough to come on my bed. You have to go to your cardiologist. Oh, I look like shit because I have to go to the cardiologist because I have to get an EKG. American medical buildings? They're so scary. Good, how are you? I've had to go on a side quest to get cash because they don't take card. Okay guys, I found these toys that were Boba's. Boba doesn't really care about them. When I got home, he was hiding over here. Like he was hiding under there again. But he came out to me so quickly and we like cuddled for ages. Oh, he found you a new toy. If you get in it, it won't move. I wish you spoke English. If you put your back feet in it, it'll be easier. Yes, exactly what I meant. That is very annoying. I'll show you what happened last night. Look what he did to my rug. Ridder. What the ****? I'm gonna clean this later, by the way. Guys, don't judge me. It's okay. I know, honey. My bed sheets are begging to be cleaned. Guys, I'm so upset that I have my room in this state right now when I'm vlogging it so much. Like I'm vlogging my room more than ever right now. It's never been this messy. I've lived here, what, four months now? It's never looked like this a day in its life. And you guys are just gonna think I'm someone that I'm not and I hate that. This is instead of this. You understand? Mm-hmm. I am going to start cleaning my room because it's really overdue and it's grossing me out and I'm hoping that just like moving around my room and just like doing chores makes him get more comfortable with like the flow of the house. I don't know. I don't know, but it's a mess in here. Before and after. Okay, I'll check back in a bit while I was cleaning and then and then he went and hid in his little cubby and I know his eyes saw his herpes. Don't worry about it. We're on it. Oh, also I look crazy because I went and got that facial and I haven't combed my eyebrows out yet and also my face is like reflective. Not in the glowy way, just in the reflective way. I don't want to hear about it. Yeah, give them a kiss. He's genuinely so cute, man. I can't get over this. I can't believe this was so cheap. I was like wondering like how did no one pick him up and then I realized his eye infection was probably so bad no one will touch him. Like we probably got there like at like a time where like it's already healed or like started healing. I'm so- excuse me. I'm so glad no one picked him. How could no one pick him? He still didn't finish this. His anxiety meds were actually in there. So now I'm like okay, he kind of needs to eat something else so that I can put anxiety meds in them. Well, this bullshit looks like a bit of you. Hey. Oh, okay. Try it out. Tell me what you think. Another hit. Hey listen, I have to take it from you and put medicine in it. Another mom win. It's a big day for me and him. I need to go put my bedsheets into the dryer and I'm making pasta. Well, I'm not. I'm boiling water. Where's the pasta? That was probably way too much. It's been a long day of parenting, guys. Just filmed an hour and a half for my podcast. My podcast. My podcast. I didn't realize that my sim was like not working the whole day. I did think, wow, no one has really messaged me. Like kind of a blissful day. No one needs anything from me, I guess. Turns out my phone was basically off the whole day. Sorry. Sorry about that. Okay, guys. This is now the grand update. He's comfortable. He's eating. He's been sleeping literally on top of my ******* head. As of today, he's stopped hiding away in that wardrobe. He's now taken residence full-time in my bed. Haven't you? Yes. How many days have you been here now? He's been here maybe four days. Excuse my ****-ass outfit, too. I don't know what I'm wearing right now. I went to a meeting like this today as well. Also, when I was watching the rest of the vlog back, it wouldn't have helped me to put a bit of makeup on. I apologize. The whole time. Anyway, this is our final progress report for this vlog. Oh, also, life update. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to buy a car, which is really exciting. I love my truck. I'm still gonna drive the truck, but she- like I said at the beginning of this vlog, I told T like the truck shit herself. That was genuine. That was a genuine statement. She shit herself. I can't say more than that. I am gonna get a new car hopefully tomorrow. I score it today and it's perfect and I'm in love with it and it's such a ******* cool car. All going well with that, the next vlog will be me buying the entirety of ******* PetSmart or whatever the hell for this cat. I'm gonna try him out in a dress. Maybe a bandana. He seems like that kind of guy. Anyway, thanks for watching us bring Dex to home. You guys know this is my art, by the way. I did this. Do you like it? It's my friend Paloma and this was- she drew me. This is me, apparently. This is me according to Paloma's vision. Okay, Dex, say bye. Say bye. We'll see you next week and the week after that and the week after that and the week after that.