Road Rage!?! Driving With Lizzza | Lizzza

Oh look, it's an ice cream truck. I got really bad ice cream from them one time. Yeah! Welcome to driving with Liza, kids. You ready, baby? Woah, what the f- How did I end up back here? Buckle up, kids! We're going for a spin. Hey guys, so... Welcome to my YouTube channel. I am not going to be giving you a lot of eye contact because I am on the road and I am a defensive driver. I want you guys to be safe. And this is probably not the safest thing you could do, but it's like driving with a passenger. Except I'm talking to myself. This may be a little series on my You- It's green. This may be a little series on my YouTube channel called Driving with Liza. I've seen a lot of YouTubers do this on their channels, except they have friends. What are those?! So, everybody say hello to Yvonne the Volkswagon. I'm just gonna jump right in it. I'm gonna talk about a bunch of random stuff while I'm driving. Probably, you know, get pissed off by a couple drivers. You know, the usual. It's Driving with Liza, baby. Are you in or are you out? Well, technically you're in. You're in my car. You're taped to my dashboard, so you're in. So, some people have really bad road rage on the road. I wouldn't say I'm one of them. I'm gonna kill you! I mean, what's the point in even getting mad at someone on the road, you know? They can't hear you. What are they gonna do? Use your signal! Actually, I'm just kind of like a happy person on the road. Literally, everyone is going to die. Where the heck did you learn how to drive?! Okay, so I get a little angry on the road. Just a wee bit. Stupid biker. I feel like the car is like the one place where it's super appropriate to cuss all you want, because literally everybody on the road can be so annoying. I know that I have like clean humor online and stuff like that, but sorry to say, I have such a potty mouth in the car. My mouth literally tastes like... Duke. Dukie sauce. I'm sorry, but on the road, I'm not about to be like, Oh, what are you doing, you crazy son of a butternut squash?! Heck no! I'm about to be like, You son of a b****, what the f*** are you?! Sorry. You looked at me like you just honked at nothing. You have serious anger management issues. Oh, look at the cute little puppy. Look at the cute puppy. Oh, he's so cute. So fluffy. Let's see what's on the radio, huh? Let's see what else is on. Literally all of them are freaking advertisements. Are you kidding me? Stay off your phone when you're driving! Why is this guy going so slow? Moving like a freaking turtle in front of me. Who let their grandpa on the road today? I swear, I'm about to go around this guy. What is your issue, man? What is your... Oh my god, it really was a grandpa! It really was a grandpa! It could have been a grandma! Geez, I'm freaking psychic. No, he did not just honk at me. Yo, what you gonna do, huh? Fight you. I'm at a stoplight! Don't! So, we're gonna get some frozen yogurt now. Check that out! I freaking love frozen yogurt! There's so many options! Man, it's a beautiful day. I'm sitting here eating yogurt alone in my car. It's okay, I'm here. Whoa, who are you? I'm you. I just switched over to this seat to make it seem like I had friends. Oh, okay, nice! You fooled me! You want some? Oh, yeah, it looks good. Feed me some. Yeah, fam, I got you. Well, that's good. You got good taste, kid. You got good taste. High five. Okay. Thank you. Ah, dude jogging shirtless. What up? Oh my gosh! Dude, that squirrel just jumped out of freaking nowhere! That was freaking nuts! Nice. Oh my God. Okay, you guys know when you pass by something, like a sewer drain, and it smells really bad, and the smell gets into your car, and the AC starts whirling in a run? Yeah, that's happening to me right now. Wait. Did I fart? I think I farted. Smells like a well-balanced breakfast! Dude, this guy's literally in my butt right now. This is way too close for comfort. How my booty taste? Huh? Smell it. I'm at a stoplight! Perfect timing. That's the end of driving with Liza, guys. I hope you guys enjoyed it. By the way, please practice safe driving. No texting, no calling, no Instagramming, binding, anything while you're driving. If you do like this video, please make sure to give it a big thumbs up. Please subscribe. Please comment what you guys think of this video, and if you guys think I should do more. And if so, what do you want to see? I'll see you guys next Wednesday. With Liza. All right. Deuces. It sucks to suck. Cause you taste good. Here's a solution. Get the heck out of bed. Or, it must die. Hunt that sucker.