Cameron crushing on Bianca for 5 minutes straight

Don't worry, he'll pay. Now over here. Oh my god. Bianca Stratford, she's a softballer. I burn, I pine, I perish. Yeah, but see, there's a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack. Listen, forget her incredibly uptight father, and it's a widely known fact that the Stratford sisters aren't allowed to date. Uh-huh, yeah. Whatever. Man, look at her. Is she always so... Vapid? How can you say that? She's totally... Conceited. What are you talking about? Look at the way she smiles, and look at her eyes, man. She's totally pure. You're missing what's there. She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having. Put her in your spank bank and move on. No. Move on. No, you're wrong about her. I mean, you know, not about the spanking part, but the rest. You're wrong. She's actually looking for a French tutor. Are you serious? That's perfect. Do you speak French? Well, no, but I will. Roxanne, Corinne, and Andrew Jarrett are having an incredibly horrendous public breakup on the quad. Again. Oh, yeah, um... There is? Yeah, uh, French food. We could, uh, eat some together, uh... Saturday night. That's so cute. What's your name again? Cameron. Yeah, sure, why not? And you'd do that for me? Oh, yes. My man Cameron here has a major Jones for Bianca Stratford. What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples? Hey! But you know I can't. Not unless my sister does. Yeah, I know. So then Bianca says that I was right, that she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles with that dress because she thought that, you know, it was a mixing genres, right? And the fact that I noticed, and this is a direct quote, listen, really meant something. You told me that part already. I've been thinking about it all the time. Maybe she don't run anywhere? Relax, relax. I'm fine. So, uh, you, you really look amazing. Thanks. I'll see you around, okay? She never wanted me, she wanted Joey the whole time. Cameron, do you like the girl? Yeah. See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it. You know, just because you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter. I mean, I really liked you, okay? I defended you when people called you conceited, I helped you when you asked me to, I learned French for you, and then you just blow me off so you can... And, um, back in the game. Yeah, well, I did, but, uh, that was until she kissed me. Hi. Wow, I, I, um... I know every cop in town, bucko. Alright, that's enough, okay? You crossed the line. Get up, you little punk. Are you okay? You ready? Bye.