“The Sleepover”- Comedic Monologue

Hey, Mom. Oh, no, I don't want anything at all. Okay, well, maybe just one teeny tiny little insignificant no big deal favor. Can I please please please please please go to Ellie's house tonight? Okay, wait before you say no, just hear me out. First of all, I clean my room from top to bottom and it's so clean you could eat off the floor. I mean I know you shouldn't because that's gross, but it's a metaphor, so just roll with it. I also mopped the tile in the living room, bathed the cat, washed the dishes, took out the trash, did my homework for this week and next, and I even booked your appointment to the uh, the What's it called? Oh, podiatrist. Secondly, you've met Ellie's mom. You guys totally hit it off. I know you haven't had a chance to check their wall paint for dangerously high amounts of lead or check her bank statements, but I think she's very trustworthy. I mean, she keeps a fire extinguisher in the kitchen and everything. Also, there are no big dogs or anything else inside the house that could result in injury. So, what do you say my most loving, supportive, caring, most amazing mother in the entire world? Okay, fine.