(Real)ationship: Cute Couple Parody w/ David Dobrik | Lizzza

I like this. Do you think it'll make me look fat? I don't know. More than usual. What? Yeah, okay, where do I go? Left. Turn left? No, look left. It's pretty, isn't it? Keep going straight. No, yeah, turn left, Liza. Liza, I picked out some stuff for you. I got some shirts, some leggings. Wait, why is it all, like, athletic stuff? You can start working out. Maybe lose some weight. Are you kidding me? You don't like the colors? There's something on your face. Did you get it? Yeah. What? Yeah. Jesus. Sometimes when I'm around you, I just cry for no reason. Huh? You that happy to be with me? No, I'm so upset to be stuck in this car with you. Huh? Ooh, should I get chocolate or vanilla ice cream? Neither. Do they have salads here? Come on, let's go check. Want some gum? What? Does my breath smell too? Too? Oh, there's something in my throat. Liza! I got it. Hey, you need some help? You need some deodorant. Prettiest girl I know by far. Babe. So beautiful. I don't even understand how someone can be this beautiful. Aw, that's so sweet. Didn't she get so much better looking than when she was younger? Well, at least I think she did. Ooh, let's get some chips. Liza, you can't spell chips without hips. Let's put these back and look for something else. Hey, can you put on this necklace for me? Yeah, let me see. Wow. What? Your neck is really hairy. We're being cute. Damn it! It's so ugly. Are you kidding me? This view is beautiful. Look at it. Nah, the view's fine. It's just this. It's kind of getting old. It's gross. Liza, take a picture of me. Make it look really good. Okay, ready? One, two, three. Did you get it? Yeah. Who's daddy? My dad? You're disgusting, Liza. What are you doing, Liza? Looking at the good deals on these pants. They're men's jeans. What size are you? I don't need jeans, Liza. What about those? Liza, where do you want to go eat? Can we go to that cute little place on 3rd Street? Nah, it's like an olive garden. That sounds good. No, we always go to Olive Garden. You get the salad, I'll eat the breadsticks. I never get to have any of the breadsticks. Yeah, for reasons, Liza. Maybe you should just stick to the salad, okay? Excuse me? Excuse you what? Did you fart? Do you want something to drink? Yeah, I can get some water. Actually, can you just get me some juice? Yeah. A couple ice cubes? Favorite cup? Don't forget my favorite cup. Chocolate. You know you don't need that, Liza. No, no, no. I might smell like Taco Bell. You don't smell like Taco Bell. You smell like s**t. Yeah! What was that? I thought it would go into the bloopers. Where do you want to go eat, Liza? The hospital? Are you okay? Yeah. What are you doing? Looking at the good deal with these pants. They're Matthew's jeans, Liza. What size are you? I don't need jeans, but I do need a new girlfriend. That's why I heard you're single. Why is the sun in my eyes, Liza? I don't know, David. Why is the sun always in my eyes every time you drive? There's no way around it. Maybe it's because you're the light of my life. Jesus. No, no, no. My breath smells nice. Are you speaking Spanish to me? Si, senor. Where do you want to go eat? Can we go to that cute little place on 3rd Street? I was thinking I'm going to get breadsticks. Do you guys ever speak in Spanish together? Yeah. No. Do you want something to drink? Yeah, I can use some water. Actually, can you just give me some ice? Yeah. Just some ice. I'm going to be hungry, Liza. I'm not going to give you some breadsticks so I can be starving the entire time. I'm so angry I almost got in a car crash. Why is this guy with the camera following us around? Did you knock something down? Cookies fell off. You're knocking everything down with your big fat body. Use your hands. Why can't you adjust my camera, David? Why is there even a camera when we're driving? What, are you filming a YouTube video? I'm really happy you guys stayed. Thank you guys so much for watching. Please make sure to like and subscribe and comment. What are goals for you? Don't comment soccer, I'll kill you. Also, please make sure to go and subscribe to my second channel. The link will be in the description below. That's my channel, not her second channel. Please give this video a big thumbs up if Christmas is on the 25th this year. I'll see you guys next Wednesday with Liza. Little brown girl out. Liza? Bye!