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good morning everyone Welcome back to my
lotment diaries My name's Emma These are
the a lotment diaries It is so windy
today I apologize So before I head into
my a lotment plot I have a tap update
for you So this tap here is a communal a
lotment tap and it actually broke It
split in the winter Apparently somebody
tried to turn the water back on and a
lot of the taps like burst because of
the frost and the freezing freezing over
Whatever Whatever I'm not a tap expert
but I did replace it and the water's
been turned back on And I want to show
you what's happened to the water Just
bear in mind that I'm not a plumber and
I've never changed a tap before And um I
put it on Tik Tok and a lot of people
advised me how to change the tap and I
sort of copied their advice I've got all
the PTFE tape tape around it and stuff
to stop it from leaking and it isn't
leaking It is working But I tried the
water this morning and this is how it's
coming out Guys are you ready no Trust
me you're not ready for
this Oh my
god Why is it coming out like
that it's like a jet stream It's like an
actual jet of water I don't understand
why why it would be doing that Unless
this is the world's most powerful tap Um
we're going to blast all the crops away
I mean I don't I have no idea why it's
coming out so incredibly fast Nearly had
a heart attack this morning I
mean oh that's ridiculous isn't it
that's
ridiculous I don't know why it's doing
that Well I mean it's fixed It's fixed
It's not leaking anymore and the water's
coming out of it So my job here is done
I just didn't I just did not expect it
to be coming out like a jetream I mean
not sure what everyone's going to think
of that but there we go The tap is fixed
And there's the tap update Don't ask me
to come and help you with your taps or
any plumbing at all I don't know what
I'm
doing That's not looking very good is it
i feel like that's going to blow away
today It's supposed to be quite a windy
day so I do need to sort of repair that
I think I might actually just take it
off today cuz it is so
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windy Oh it's windy Is this going to
take off
please don't take off Please please stay
down Anyway how you all doing guys my
name's Emma These are my a lotment
diaries If you're not already subscribed
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remember when I had like 2,000 and I was
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just crazy But I'm so glad that so many
of you want to follow along on my a
lotment journey because a lotment
gardening is my passion It's um
something I discovered about 5 years ago
Just literally have not stopped doing
like honestly it's just become my entire
life u my career and my life So I love
it and I think that you will too if you
just try just whack something in the
ground guys and try and grow it I mean
honestly it will change your life Having
said all that I'm not an expert And um I
planted out all of my tomatoes and
cucumbers in April What was I thinking
uh I made an Instagram post in a Tik Tok
um just about me sort of planting out
tomatoes I was like "Here I am planting
out my tomatoes and my cucumbers
inundated with comments from people
saying "What on earth are you doing Emma
uh it's April Why put your tomatoes and
cucumbers out now?" And I was like "Yeah
why am I doing that
i don't know I don't know why I put it
all out I don't know I don't know the
answer I think because we've just had so
much sun and blue sky I think I've just
sort of assumed it will be okay I mean
maybe it will be okay It's very warm in
the greenhouse in the day And even when
it's not been warm out it's still been
warm in the greenhouse So I sort of feel
like they're going to be okay They all
survived the night and they all look
really healthy and fantastic I also
putotted on 20 sweet corns yesterday
before I left So we've got all the sweet
corn out in here as well And this this
has done really well This hasn't died
overnight So that's really excellent You
can see my cucumbers there look very
very happy and healthy And then we've
got four tomatoes out To be fair these
are shop brought tomatoes And I when I
brought them I brought them from a
garden center They were sort of outside
So I think my assumption was that they
sort of grew up outside So why not why
wouldn't they work in a greenhouse now
um they were all doing really well They
all look really happy So so I'm not
saying you're wrong or anything but um I
sort of just feel like they're going to
be okay Uh I know the temperature's
going down a little bit but I don't
think it's going down substantially And
I do have fleece so I could always
fleece stuff over if we're going to get
frost but I think the hard frost is gone
now in South London That's where I am
South London UK I think the hard frost
is over What what's the temperature
today if it's showing up on camera but
it's
19.6° C in here today and it's very
humid
75% Doesn't like that does he i don't
like this little face I don't like him
I'm going to put a little sticker over
him He makes me very anxious He needs to
calm down a little bit you know just
relax He just needs to relax Um right
It's very windy outside So what I'm
going to start by doing is sorting out
my archway for my pumpkins I'm going to
sew my pumpkins this month and I want to
get the archway ready for them and weed
under it and all that malarkey So that's
what we're going to start with this
morning Let's go
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Oh my gosh Once again paper wire to the
rescue So much easier and less fiddly
than twine Just literally holds
everything
together
Slightly too short to go around these
But you know what because it's wire kind
of works So I'm just loving how easy it
is People asking where to buy this I got
it from Shell on Earth Um so when you
buy the shells from Shell on Earth they
do these as well It's like a little
store now They got loads of bits So
Shell on Earth is where I bought it from
Oh it's not going to go there That's
okay though That's okay The thing about
poly tunnels is that they keep blowing
away and they keep getting ripped and
stuff and I just had enough of it I also
think they look a little bit naff I mean
compared to my beautiful greenhouse it
just looked awful So not that it's all
about looks guys I understand But you
know what I mean What I've done is I've
covered it in garden mesh So I've just
put garden mesh around it and then put
some poles across to keep the mesh up a
little bit So that's what you saw me
doing here replacing this stick Just
want to secure it in a bit more where
it's blown away a bit over the over the
year
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Right these end bits here don't quite
hit the ground So what I'm going to
do so I'm going to use sticks again
because sticks are just the
ultimate fixer of
everything as well as duct tape and also
um staples That's all I ever said matter
right
there we go Is these sticks is there
anything they can't
do make
dinner Put another one in I feel like
snapping this one Should I snap it i
think I should snap it These canes never
snap right do
they oh you see what I mean they never
snap right Why doesn't it snap like a
stick oh I shouldn't have snapped
that Look at
that Why don't they snap right
Right Got a little mini stick in there
Actually a mini stick That does actually
work Well
done There Yeah It just keeps it down
You see what I mean the pumpkins can
grow up there Move you nearer so you can
see the stick in full action Right It's
what the stick deserves His moment of
glory Right in you You
go shoot
down There we go It just keeps
it keeps it down Anyway it's all been
fixed up now So it's looking really good
and I'm ready for pumpkins to go out
whenever whenever I'm ready I guess
whenever I'm ready Seeing as I've
decided not to follow any of the uh the
growing advice this year and just pack
stuff in whenever I feel like it I guess
that's what we're doing this year So
pumpkins could be anytime It could be
next week We don't
know Yeah it's pretty sturdy It's good
Cool
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How cool is
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that
god Who designed this who designed that
okay that doesn't
work
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Falls It's looking really
dry It's looking really dry I mean to be
fair I'm not surprised it's looking dry
We haven't had any any rain at all for
about 2 weeks now And if we have it's
been like a little you know spitting
little dribble Of course that is that
Einstein yeah he's loud isn't he um yeah
we've just had a dribble so I'm going to
water
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it All right this is going to be amazing
You ready 3 2 1
go My god
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Go here
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Right Everybody had a drink
Excellent Excellent Good Good news guys
That
tap the less said about that tap the
better at this point I think I think we
should just all deny knowledge of the
tap because I don't know why it's coming
out like that I thought that would be
amazing I was like I'm going to fill my
my watering can up in like 2
seconds Disaster So I don't really know
what's going on with the tap I don't
feel like it's me I just feel like it's
the water Maybe they need to turn the
water down a bit or something I don't
know I don't know Right So windy outside
today So what I did a lot of you said I
needed to buy
this a greenhouse window opener Never
used one of these before Um it opens and
closes the windows when you're not here
to do it So it's automatic And basically
what it does what it does is it's um
it's it works when it gets hot So it's
like the heat from the sun And when it
reaches a certain temperature it opens
And when it drops a certain temperature
it closes the window I thought that's
excellent Excellent Excellent Excellent
So this is what I brought Got it from
Amazon We're going to have a little look
at it and
see Oh it's very snazzy box Oh god it
looks
complicated Oh there are many many parts
There are many many
parts Too many parts one might say Too
many parts Oh there's only
one Okay that's fine It looks like some
kind of torture device doesn't it it
really does It looks very scary Um I'm
not sure this is the day to be doing it
actually cuz it is so windy But what I
am happy to report is that it's got
excellent instructions Oh that's upside
down Excellent instructions on the back
Like really fantastic So I will link
this below Um because I think I'll be
able to follow those but I'm not going
to do it today I've decided because if I
set this up and then it opens the window
and it's really windy slightly concerned
the greenhouse will blow away
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My um potato nests are doing really well
They're actually the potatoes in there
are actually growing Um these are second
earies I don't know if I said that when
I made them I think I might have said
earies They're second earies Maris Pier
Um and they're sort of in this slightly
shaded area with the greenhouse here So
I think they'll be okay Though they
should really be planted out sort of mid
to late April but I'm a rebel this year
Like I said I'm not following any rules
They're coming up really nicely They
look so cute in here You see them poking
through I mean they chitted really well
to be fair And it is quite a sheltered
area So they're obviously loving it in
here I think what I'll do I'll wait for
them to get a bit bigger and then I'll
put more straw or hay whatever this
stuff is and um top it up with soil a
bit See if it can build them up But
they're doing well I think they're
actually doing better than my early
potatoes which should be up
now These are my earies These are my
rockets And um I planted these in March
And I can't see any sign of
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them I would have expected to have seen
some kind of sign of potato life I'm
going to dig one up You're never
supposed to do this but I am a little
bit concerned that I've killed them all
by putting them out too early So I think
we need to check Oh crap Is that it
hello Sorry to disturb you Um we just
wanted to check if you're alive Oh you
are alive And you haven't rotted Oh
excellent Oh he's alive He's alive There
he is We didn't have to dig very far to
find him So excellent I've obviously
just buried them a little bit deeper
than I normally would but he's very much
alive There's his little leaf And also
that that is very solid So excellent
Well done I've just made it reach the
sun Hopefully that doesn't do anything
He's going to be so confused now cuz
he's just like "Oh my gosh I've done it
I've reached the sun." And then all of a
sudden the sun just goes away like that
That's really going to confuse him now
But hopefully he'll just have to you
know get his ideas together and and get
back up there to the surface I believe
in you mate Right Come on All of you All
of you just
grow Right I think I think I'm going to
have to call it a day there because it
is just getting so so windy I need to
close the windows here and secure the
greenhouse down a bit And um I'm going
to head on home and come back again
tomorrow I think because it's still
supposed to be quite nice tomorrow Not
much you can do when it's windy Windy is
the worst weather for an aotment plot in
my opinion Um I've been here in the rain
I've been here in the snow I've been
here in the frost when it's been
scorching hot and really hot And wind is
just the worst weather because you
really cannot get very much done And
also it's actually quite a dangerous
place to be an a lotment plot in the
wind So do look after yourselves things
aren't always secured down
properly and um they can just fly about
and impale you and stuff So it can be
quite dangerous The amount of trees I've
seen fall down like actually seen fall
down in front of my eyes here it's not
even funny So it's not a good time to be
at the a lotment I'm going to head on
home I hope you've enjoyed my little
Friday edition of the um of the a
lotment plot If you enjoyed my videos as
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will be back again on Monday with a nice
new sunny blue sky vlog Anyway I will
see you on Monday guys Thank you so much
for watching See you Monday Bye