I Got Soaked, Zumba Class With Liza!

Hey what's up? Welcome to the most mysterious intro. If you keep watching this video that means you only want me for my body. Well would you look who's still here you little pervert. So here's an idea, how about you stop being a pervert and look me in the face! Hey guys, what up? It's your girl Liza. Coming at you. And welcome back to my YouTube channel. I hate myself. Me too. So guys, recently I started working out. And by recently I mean after this video. But today I wanted to talk to you guys about a class that I've mistakenly walked into before called Zumba. Zumba. Sorry, that was a bit of a stretch. Now if you don't know what Zumba is, you're probably under the age of 45. But if you are middle-aged then it's a super exciting dance club. It's so exciting that it's actually always spelled in all caps. So it's never hey, you wanna go to Zumba? It's hey, you wanna go to Zumba? Anyways, Zumba is a Latin American dance workout for all ages. Over 45. And for those of you guys who say that Latin American dance isn't a workout, yes it is, you racist. I went and the underneath of my boobs were sweating. I don't even have boobs, look! Not at my boobs, racist. Look at this. This is you doubting. How in the world could this be a workout? It's not even, oh my god! Also, grey is a great workout t-shirt color if you crave attention like I do. Anyways, there are all different types of students in a Zumba class. There's the one who's always wet. Hey. There's the old one who's actually really good. There's the one that's had formal dance training. There's the one that came just for attention. There's the one gay guy in class who's better than you'll ever be. There's the one that has no rhythm, but you appreciate their effort. Kind of. There's the one who thinks they're at a rave. There's the one who does drugs at a rave. There's the one that's pregnant and lets nothing hold her back. And then there's the one that has no rhythm or no idea which way is left, right, up, or down. Alright, now these different students are being taught by very different Zumba teachers. There's the one that's always wet. There's the one that shows one move and then walks around the rest of the class and never actually works out. There's the one that's out of breath constantly, so you have no idea what they're saying. There's the one that keeps telling you to shake and shake and shake. There's the one who's constantly wooing. There's the one that's constantly booing. And then the one that woos randomly. So, in short, this is what your Zumba experience should look like. Wow, I love Zumba and Latin America. Did you not like it before, you freaking racist? Then you feel, there's no way this much fun could be a workout. I'm barely sweating. And then, oh wow, I can't feel my legs. And then, God, what is that smell? Oh my God, it's me. How is that even possible? Wow, I smell like boo-boo. And then, oh wait a second, Al, I don't have a pulse. So basically, Al, but basically here are some Zumba tips. I know, I'm sorry, I hate when I say Zumba. Me too. God, I hate myself. They? No, they're not. Oh, looks like you lost weight. But you could lose even more if you go ahead and saw off your... So that is all I have for you guys today. Thank you guys so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video, and if you did, please make sure to give it a big thumbs up because I saw you haven't yet. What's holding you back? Sorry, I hate myself. But I'll see you guys next Wednesday with my little brown girl. Bye. I am louder than my aunts. I have to tell you something. Am I on your video? Yes. Do they know that I have a YouTube channel? No. He has a YouTube channel. He's a family vlogger now. Is that us? Yes. Here's your t-shirt. Here you go. Ew. Hello, everyone. I wore these pants to get compliments. Bye.