Kangaroo Attacks a Tourist - Ozzy Man Reviews

How ya goin' everyone? Welcome to Fight Day in me hometown of Perth. There's a toddler with an awesome mullet, but let's stay focused on the action. The backpack sheila is wondering if this is part of the package deal. Visit the wildlife park, get humped and chased by a roo, you never know. In comes the only human willing to say enough is enough. Go back to where you came from, mate. The kangaroo replies that's a fuckin' weird thing for a tourist to say to be honest. Yeah, well, I said it. I know you did. I heard it. I'm the one with the big ears and their lovely big ears says the tourist. Interesting strategy. Doesn't de-escalate. Yeah, nah. The kangaroo still wants to bash him. Hachachapachachapachapacha. Okay, I see how it is. Prison rules. Anything bloody goes. Yeah, super kick. Ha ha ha ha. Oodaw. In me and as a teenager, he's like, look, I'm the dodgy one around here. If you wanna fight someone, fight me. I've already got me tracky-dacks on. The kangaroo considers his options and listens to his cockatoo mates. Meeow. Aw, knowing he's got the support of the cockies, he really starts to arc up. Personally, I think if you're taking advice from cockatoos, ya life isn't going that well. This kangaroo needs better friends. This is pretty good composure from the tourists. Their arms would be getting scratched to shit and they still haven't thrown a full-blown punch. I reckon this will be similar to the Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk fight. They'll just be sparring and sussing each other out. No one will wanna go home with a blood nose. It's not worth pissing blood over who has the most followers online. Okay, this is heating up a bit. The tourist is starting to feel like the whole country has stitched him up. It is dodgy. We take your money at the door, don't put any fences up, and then film ya to see if you can survive. That's how we run our wildlife parks. It's a cheeky and unique holiday experience. I don't think anyone works here. Seriously. Maybe these guys just walked into someone's backyard in Armidale. Shit effort by the pelicans and the emu in the background not to help. Yeah, it's like everyone has just become numb to this kangaroo's bullshit. Which is sad. I don't like bullies. Oh, I think a park ranger is coming. She's like, **** off Skippy. Fuck off.