Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone having NOTHING IN COMMON for 2 Minutes Straight

Jennifer Lawrence
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Can you hold up your little elephant and your giraffe?
Oh, you want me to hold up my little elephant?
It's me, Mario!
We don't know how to do it, so we're just going to try to figure it out.
Yeah, I don't know how to do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, I worked at a dog bakery when I was 15, but you already know that.
They baked dogs? That's awful.
We'll talk about it later.
I'm kidding, I would never bake dogs.
She totally would.
What was the first album I bought? TLC, Crazy, Sexy, Cool.
Nice!
Yeah.
Mine was Brandy.
Give it to me, give me some gum.
Come on, be my girl.
Well, there was my first Oscar dress.
It was a scuba dress.
I was just going to say it was like a bathing suit dress.
Oh, yeah, the Superbad premiere, I wore like a blue kind of dress.
Wow, tell me more.
It was blue.
Can I quit? Does this look enough like a giraffe?
That looks like a brontosaurus.
What was your favorite Halloween costume?
One is Morticia.
When I was a kid and I got to do those like press-on long nails,
and I had the long wig and all the makeup.
I was a picnic table.
What?
But the problem was like, I had a crush on this guy named John,
and we were going to go, and it was going to be like my only time
I was going to be able to like interact with a boy.
I put my face in a tablecloth and was like,
Hi, John! Are you my boyfriend?
Jen, what was the most scared you've ever been?
Uh, well, I had a double engine failure on a plane,
so that one's pretty easy for me.
Yesterday on the plane, I spilled yogurt all over the plane,
and the whole plane smelled like sour milk the whole time.
You're welcome.
Emma, when were you the most scared?
Uh, ten minutes ago? I don't know.
Aww.
I think they're beautiful.
I quit.
Should we just like hold the cork in our hands?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold it, hold it.
Cheers, honey.
Let's get drunk.
And then let's go.
