Half Naked Halloween?! Halloween Through Time

Yeah! Hey guys, what up? It's your girl Liza. Goin' at you. And welcome back to my YouTube channel. AHHHHHHHHH! Which is fine, because I'm not racist. I can't see anything, let me get a candle. Whew, now I can see. Hello? I actually have no idea why people say that out loud in scary movies, as if somebody's gonna be like, Hi there. Oh! Be careful, you're gonna set the house on fire! Oh god, you're right. I'm right? I am right! Yay! Oh! There we go. Okay. I don't even hat clap all night. Wait, hello? Hi there! Okay, we already did this, kid. Who are you, and why are you so freakin' cute? Because I'm you. Makes sense. From Halloween's past. Aww, you're adorable. So were you. Were, huh? So what does that make her? Hi! So if she's past, are you the present? Uh, not a present. I'm the preteen. Okay, so Halloween past and Halloween preteen. Yay! That's right! Uh oh. I'm sorry. So where's future? Probably somewhere recording an album. No, where's Liza's Halloween future? Present. Oh wait, so you're present? Future is present. So you're both? I can if I wanna be! It's 2016, girl! That's right! You go on! I'm sorry. So you're future? No, he is. Okay, fine. I'm future. Okay, I see where this is going. Excuse me, sir. Where is it going? Twinkle tweeting? No, no, no. I'm way too old for that now. Wait, no you're not. I still try to tweet. Isn't that kind of creepy? Is free candy creepy? If you're walking around children at night with a bucket of it, yes. Touche. Uh, excuse me, sir. I wanna go twinkle tweeting. Oh, I'll take you, cutie. Can you take me to the costume party? You're not even wearing a costume. Oh, I am. I'm a cat. Uh-uh. Me too. You're a cat? You're half naked, wearing black, and calling yourself a cat. Um, excuse me, sir. Okay, you know I can hear you calling me sir, right? Yes, sir. Can we go twinkle tweeting now? I'll go with her. No. Oh. And yes, we will go soon. I just need to wrap this up. Wrap what up? Your body with clothes! I need to wrap this video up. I got it. It's wrapped. Oh, a present. No, I'm future. We've been over this. Are you stupid? Yeah, I think she is a little stu-stu. Okay, and you're all mean, which means you're all stupid. Oh, God. No, no, no. Oh, great. You made him cry. Hey, hey. It's okay, little girl. You want some candy? Oh. Oh, that does sound creepy. I wanna go twinkle tweeting now. Okay, okay. I'm sorry. We'll go. Oui, oui. Yes. Yay. Thank you, sir. Let's go. Great. Okay, now I just need a costume. What about the one you're wearing? What? This is just me. Oh. Scary. Uh. I mean. Okay, let's go. Okay, so everyone in here is a hot mess, and I'm just hot. Yeah, maybe a hot guy. Stop playing with your pecs. Let's go. Dang. They didn't see my face this entire time. Especially hard to see with all this creepy lighting. Man, that's a present. Let's go, guys. Yay. I hate everyone. Aw, you hate yourself? That sucks. Suck it. What, your pee pee? Come on, little boy, let's go. Ugh, whatever. Oui. Oh, God. I can't wait to hang with all the boys tonight. Yeah, have fun hanging out with your own kind. Oh, well, thanks. Sir. Such a bitch. Oh, wait. I forgot mine. That's better. Aw, man. So, that's all I have for you guys today. Thank you guys so much for watching. I hope you guys enjoyed this video, and if you did, please make sure to give it a big thumbs up and a big clothes on before your Halloween costumes get a little nasty. And I'll see you guys next Wednesday with Liza. What? Little brown girl is out. Twinkle tweeting. Bye. Will I ever have boobs? Nope. A butt? Nah. Hips? Definitely not. Am I a boy? Geez. Well, then my costume's accurate because all costumes are costumes. Happy Halloween. What?